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This word thing suddenly reminded me of an exercise I have in a book, 101 Experiments in the philosophy of everyday life. I'm sure they won't mind me taking an excerpt now their book is plugged - but if a mod thinks otherwise, then please pull this post. Some of the exercises are fascinating, this is one of them, it really works, sooo weird! .......
'Choose a place where no one can hear you. Take what comes to hand, the most ordinary object - a pen, watch, glass, button piece of clothing , etc., anything. Its name is known, its presence familiar. You have always called this object the same word. Consistent, natural, normal.
Now take this inoffensive, familiar, safe little object in your hand. Repeat its name, in a low voice, as you look at it. Stare, for example at the watch in your hand and repeat: watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. In a few seconds the familiar word detaches itself, and hardens.
You find yourself repeating a series of strange sounds. A series of absurd and meaningless noises, that denote nothing, indicate nothing, and remain insensate, formless or harsh.
You probably experimented like this as a child. Nearly all of us have felt the extreme fragility of the link between words and things. As soon as it is twisted, or pulled, or distended, that link becomes problematic. It becomes contorted, or it breaks. The word dries out and crumbles. A scattered shell of sonorous inanity.
And what happens to the object is no less startling. It's as though its substance becomes thicker, denser, cruder. The object is somehow more present, and differently so, the moment it escapes the fine net of recognisable syllables.
You should repeat this game of dissociation. Try to observe the moment when meaning dissolves, and how a new, raw reality emerges outside of words.
Glimpse the hard scale beneath the prose. Repeat the same word several times, for the same object, and dissipate all meaning. Is it not marvellous? Terrifying? Funny? Just a few seconds are enough to tear that fine film within which we make sense of things, smug with the power of giving things a name.'
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Off track slightly but what is belly button all about confused:

Which part ofBelly Button are you having the problem with??:? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
:confused2: I think it's the button bit. Mine looks nothing like a button, infact mine should be called belly cavern! redface too much info!
Love
Wilma of the deep belly button, I mean cavern, I mean, I dunno what I mean :?
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Sarge!!!!!!!! MrFC cannot post anymore as he has to find something SPECIAL !
No Sarge he won't post anything until he can do it right, believe me..... doing it right counts.
No ...no... no..I canot persuade him or qickin him
FFS Misschief now I have a thicker, denser, cruder, thingymajig..... bugga I've forgotten what it's called.
I'm Cured!!!
Fuckity fuck, now where will I keep my fluff?
Love
Wilma
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CLOSE UP OF WILMA'S BELLY BUTTON
That was below the belt Sarge :doh:
Love
Wilma
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Oh Wilma rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
It really is the weirdest sensation tho - the word excercise I mean, not the loss of your Belly Button :shock:
Oooops finger slipped! double posting redface surprisedops: :oops:
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That was below the belt Sarge :doh:

Now that depends on how high you wear your belt, or how low your belly thingy is!!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm just off to try it on FredFlintstone....... now which part shall I hold? :P Actually words always fail me when it comes to Fred so I'll not bother.
Love
Wilma
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Oooops finger slipped! double posting redface surprisedops: :oops:

Where?????? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah right MrsFC we know your trying to get your numbers up!! Finger slipped, my arse! :kissmyarse:
Love
Wilma
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Finger slipped in my arse!
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Finger slipped in my arse!
:eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
Now that was so pre dick table!!! rolleyes
Love
Wilma with the sore arse and no tummy thingy.
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ME UP MY POSTS :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
NEVER!!!!!!!
Just come out of another thread and had to enter this here .........
Jobs!!!
What on earth is that word about! Its almost embarrassing to admit to having a 'job' lol
Such a weird word, so versatile too ....
Job
Blow Job
Big Job
Bob a Job
and to make it even sillier than it already is, there's always ....... Jobbies :shock: rotflmao
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Now take this inoffensive, familiar, safe little object in your hand. Repeat its name, in a low voice, as you look at it. Stare, for example at the watch in your hand and repeat: watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. In a few seconds the familiar word detaches itself, and hardens.
And what happens to the object is no less startling. It's as though its substance becomes thicker, denser, cruder. The object is somehow more present, and differently so, the moment it escapes the fine net of recognisable syllables.
You should repeat this game of dissociation. Try to observe the moment when meaning dissolves, and how a new, raw reality emerges outside of words.

Tried it by sitting and staring at mrs davej........... :shock: ...........yep it works !!! reality has hit, the bags are packed !!
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Jobs!!!
What on earth is that word about! Its almost embarrassing to admit to having a 'job' lol
Such a weird word, so versatile too ....
Job
Blow Job
Big Job
Bob a Job
and to make it even sillier than it already is, there's always ....... Jobbies :shock: rotflmao

Stop it, Misschief :rotflmao: :rotflmao: STOP IT :!:
You're gradually destroying the english language for me.
WOBBLE
Now that's a really weird word......it just sounds strange......
Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Off track slightly but what is belly button all about confused:

Which part ofBelly Button are you having the problem with??:? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
:confused2: I think it's the button bit. Mine looks nothing like a button, infact mine should be called belly cavern! redface too much info!
Love
Wilma of the deep belly button, I mean cavern, I mean, I dunno what I mean :?
x x x x
But Wilma caverns are sooooooooooooo much nicer than outies. yuk yuk :confused:
A word that always sounds wrong to me, REGULARLY.
Say it a few times and it gets wronger :?: each time, I also end up with way to many L's in it :?
A word that always sounds wrong to me, REGULARLY.
That one is a bit of a tongue twister that one.
What about different meanings for the same word, depending on where abouts you live on this planet!
English ...... nappies
American .....diapers
dunno
English - Tube
American - Subway
English - Trousers
American - Pants
From Down Under
Thongs are flip flops.
Durex is sellotape.
Spunk is a good looking person.
American: ride = lift
I got into trouble with this one here...lol
And the word knew.....is very, very odd!
And in French "préservatif" means a condom, so when in France, don't ask whether the foods you buy contain preservatives!
Mike.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
KNOWLEDGE.....?
PISTOL...?
QUEUE...?
QUICHE....has NEVER sounded right???