Floor sounds good, on the duvet<
or how about you just bent over the bed no squeeking required, funny us having teenage sons and us only being 40ish you can find loads of ways of being discreet, cos believe us being "Caught" by the 17 year old son (YOUNG SHIT WE CALL HIM ) :lol: would be a nightmare, he would take the p***ss for the next few months ,,,,,,,,,,,mind you its fine when he has his girlfriend here and it sounds like the beds coming through the kitchen ceiling !!!!!!!!!!!!!!