Would you self combust......

2 Sep 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
What happens if you went for a nice bus ride? The vibrations just do it for me So if I had to abstain from anything sexual forever, it would take about 3 days before a bus ride would cause actual orgasm :shock:
Would that count? After all, it wouldn't be my fault, I would just be sat there innocently, would be the bus makers fault 8-)
And also, what if I just drove backwards and forwards over a cattlegrid? Same thing, but not my fault again - cattlegrid makers fault 8-)

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misschief! far be it from me to get into an argument involving black kettles and pots, but you are bleedin' bonkers! :rotflmao: again!
i know what you mean though. i have the same problem. unfortunately it's only a ten minute bus ride to town so i have to get off with me hands in me pockets, or carry me shopping bags in a strategic place! i'm not sure where i'd find a three day busride? i mean even paris only took 16 hours, and that included the bit where i puked on the ferry!
possibly it's the current lack of sex! and bus builders! fortunately, i have come up with a cunning plan, that involves masturbation once a week ((( god i'm such a liar! ))) problem solved!
neil x x x ;-)

2 Sep 2004

I once had abstiance forced on me, 8 weeks I had to go without.
The cause was getting knocked off my bike.
Two broken wrists, broken ribs, fractured shoulder, multiple cut and abrasions.
Could'nt feed myself or wipe my own arse, apart from other things :shock: sad

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2 Sep 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
I once had abstiance forced on me, 8 weeks I had to go without.
The cause was getting knocked off my bike.
Two broken wrists, broken ribs, fractured shoulder, multiple cut and abrasions.
Could'nt feed myself or wipe my own arse, apart from other things :shock: :(

So is that when you learnt to type wiyh your head wink

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2 Sep 2004

Quote by frogster
I once had abstiance forced on me, 8 weeks I had to go without.
The cause was getting knocked off my bike.
Two broken wrists, broken ribs, fractured shoulder, multiple cut and abrasions.
Could'nt feed myself or wipe my own arse, apart from other things :shock: :(

So is that when you learnt to type wiyh your head wink

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There's a lot to be said about typing with the head.:shock:
It leaves the fingers to do more important things. :twisted: :twisted:

2 Sep 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
I once had abstiance forced on me, 8 weeks I had to go without.
The cause was getting knocked off my bike.
Two broken wrists, broken ribs, fractured shoulder, multiple cut and abrasions.
Could'nt feed myself or wipe my own arse, apart from other things :shock: :(

So is that when you learnt to type wiyh your head wink

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There's a lot to be said about typing with the head.:shock:
It leaves the fingers to do more important things. :twisted: :twisted:
Yeah but you look a real arse going in to work the next day with keybpard imprints on your head :shock:

2 Sep 2004

well yeah you look a complete twat going to work with CAPS -- LOCK right in the middle of yer fore'ead, but that two handed wanking ain't half bad. better if the two hands belong to someone else, but even so! bloody good IMVHO!
neil x x x ;-)

2 Sep 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
What happens if you went for a nice bus ride? The vibrations just do it for me So if I had to abstain from anything sexual forever, it would take about 3 days before a bus ride would cause actual orgasm :shock:
Would that count? After all, it wouldn't be my fault, I would just be sat there innocently, would be the bus makers fault 8-)

I've now got a wonderful picture in my mind, of Missy having a "When Harry Met Sally" moment on the back of a No. 69 and some old dear asking if she can have the same if she uses her bus pass. lol

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2 Sep 2004

First post, and it's a sob story rolleyes

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7 months enforced lack of any action whatsoever (spinal injury) didn't quite cause self combustion, but it was a close run thing ! Prior to that, 2 weeks, maximum.

2 Sep 2004

acording someone here I wont name, it would take 20mins for me to go up in a puff of smoke at the thought of never having sex again...
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even my own work mates asked had I ever worked at Buxton because a vibrator had been found by the big boss in the branch redface

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