If you were never allowed to have sex or do anything sexual again,how long would it take you to self combust????
I think it would take me a couple of weeks,i had to go 3 weeks when our first child was born but i got some attention during that time,but to be completely without anything sexual would be complete hell and i'd either commit genocide or blow up.
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Would you self combust......
Sex God
If ANYTHING included wanking I'd say about 24 hours...... 48 hours if I keep myself really busy by watching UK Gold 
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Quote by Steve_Lincs
If you were never allowed to have sex or do anything sexual again,how long would it take you to self combust????
About a week I reckon, if masturbation counts.
If it doesn't count, then I really have no idea. My record is a self-imposed and recently terminated abstinence of 18 months, during which time I may or may not have gone insane as a result.
Sex God
Maybe just over a week
Other half has been away for 3 weeks and I've been pretty good, too good in fact :cry:
Other half has been away for 3 weeks and I've been pretty good, too good in fact :cry:
What happens if you went for a nice bus ride? The vibrations just do it for me 
So if I had to abstain from anything sexual forever, it would take about 3 days before a bus ride would cause actual orgasm :shock:
Would that count?
After all, it wouldn't be my fault, I would just be sat there innocently, would be the bus makers fault 8-)
And also, what if I just drove backwards and forwards over a cattlegrid? Same thing, but not my fault again - cattlegrid makers fault 8-)
So if I had to abstain from anything sexual forever, it would take about 3 days before a bus ride would cause actual orgasm :shock: Would that count?
After all, it wouldn't be my fault, I would just be sat there innocently, would be the bus makers fault 8-) And also, what if I just drove backwards and forwards over a cattlegrid? Same thing, but not my fault again - cattlegrid makers fault 8-)
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
What happens if you went for a nice bus ride? The vibrations just do it for me
Would that count?
And also, what if I just drove backwards and forwards over a cattlegrid? Same thing, but not my fault again - cattlegrid makers fault 8-)
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Thought I might go for a drive in the country this evening. I've removed the shock absorbers and flat-spotted all the tyres. Pick you up about ;)
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
What happens if you went for a nice bus ride? The vibrations just do it for me
You really need to come on the back of my Harley, Misschief.......
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
What happens if you went for a nice bus ride? The vibrations just do it for me
You've never been on the single deck number 22 from the Old Pond to the High Street have you?......third row on the drivers side?....64p one way?
If you have then you owe me For the dry cleaning on my suit trousers!
Quote by Steve_Lincs
If you were never allowed to have sex or do anything sexual again,how long would it take you to self combust????.
Have gone three weeks total abstinence and didn`t even get a wet dream for it
(Enforced, staying in digs with big hairy arsed builders)
Have I just managed to do my first other person quote on a post.
I think i have
Sex God
He managed for 2 weeks because of an operation in that region! and she couldn't manage more than a week. Bloody stress of not getting it is so intense, don't you all think?
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Misschief,buses and cattlegrids would be banned,no one could use them,so no you couldnt get an orgasm off machines too
Damn, no buses or cattlegrids
What about my 'funny fitting' trousers?
8-) 8-) Not my fault they made em funny fitting :smile2:He didn't mention hoovers, the old uprights with the handle in just the right place (so I have been told
) Quick grab one before they added to the list.... Quote by frogster
You really need to come on the back of my Harley, Misschief.......
Or she could buy one of her own, like i did.
Back to the point... I know I have a problem keeping my hands off myself at any time (I know, It'll never heal up if I keep picking at it) R quite often says "You toying with yourself again?"
Or, more recently, when seeing to a zit under his nose for him, he says "You have been toying with yourself again!"
So I am guessing combustion within 24 hrs.
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Quote by Vix
You really need to come on the back of my Harley, Misschief.......
Or she could buy one of her own, like i did.
Sod that Misschief!! Get on the back of frogsters, make a big mess of it, he cleans it up and you save yourself a fortune ;) Sounds like a bluddy great plan to me :lol2:
***End of hijack***
I go several weeks between actual intercourse anyway at the moment, but if I had to refrain from letting my fingers do the walking, I reckon it wouldn't take longer than a week before I
Sex God
Ok...... all girlies who want a ride on my Harley apply by PM……… 
However, you need to assure me that you have no lower body jewellery, I am seriously worried about scratching the paint work………
It cost me nearly £1500 for the art work on it FFS! :shock:
I suppose strategically placed plasters would be OK. :wink:
However, you need to assure me that you have no lower body jewellery, I am seriously worried about scratching the paint work………
It cost me nearly £1500 for the art work on it FFS! :shock:
I suppose strategically placed plasters would be OK.
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Quote by MISSCHIEF
I've removed the shock absorbers and flat-spotted all the tyres. Pick you up about ;)
Ice I don't want my teeth to rattle out!!! :lol2:
I have a slightly more sedate 1974 vintage Raleigh Chopper with no tyres if that's any good?