Would you trust a lady with Duct tape

1 Sep 2005

Quote by marmalaid

You wanna know what I'm gonna do? Do you really wanna know, or are you just askin'?

Waiting

i do want to know, Now marmsy flipa

Well I'll tell ya what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna go home and think really hard about an appropriate response, you... you... you horny red thing you!
You do that wave

sit down and rest your mind loon

Easy peasy you poke

1 Sep 2005

Only if I had a duct that really, really needed taping. Or she had nice breasts.

1 Sep 2005

There is a movie called "Duct Tape Forever" its canadian and discusses at length the many uses of duct tape in a comedy way as these two Canadian hicks make their way to a duct tape sculpture exhibition accross the boarder in the US.
After seeing that film... there is nothing that can be made of duct tape that I aint heard of!!!
Course you can confuse the world and call it Gaffa Tape which is what stage hands call it (because its often the gaffa thats using it).

2 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Am gonna get me a few rolls of this stuff. It seems as tho this is the only stuff strong enough to hold hornyred down when the fire engines roar past our house
Could also be useful for when she looses that bloody red headed temper, shhhhhhh

:eeek: :eeek: Nothing will keep me down flipa

especially when firemen are involved :rascal:
Can I try then? biggrin

I might not keep you down, but I'd give it a damn good try hump

Give it your best shot buster :sparring: , lets see if your made of more than orangey jam with bits in rotflmao

come on then
:flipa:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by bushwackers

Bring it on :sparring: :sparring: :kick:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed

2 Sep 2005

are you saying hornyred and marmie will have a mud fight :dunno:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed

are you saying hornyred and marmie will have a mud fight :dunno:

No, but I can see the appeal! Boxing just doesn't do it for me.
Or are you backing down now?

2 Sep 2005

:bounce: :bounce: Oh go on then, i will give it a try :thumbup: My first mud wrestling experience :sticky:
Marmie flipa

Can you warm up the mud first please :uhoh:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed

:bounce: :bounce: Oh go on then, i will give it a try :thumbup: My first mud wrestling experience :sticky:
Marmie Can you warm up the mud first please :uhoh:

Hey, less of that soppy kissy shit until we are well muddied up, and for you? Of course we can warm up the mud... how else can I get you naked?

2 Sep 2005

Quote by marmalaid

:bounce: :bounce: Oh go on then, i will give it a try :thumbup: My first mud wrestling experience :sticky:
Marmie Can you warm up the mud first please :uhoh:

Hey, less of that soppy kissy shit until we are well muddied up, and for you? Of course we can warm up the mud... how else can I get you naked?
Kisses to you :shock: where dunno

In your dreams :sleeping:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed

:bounce: :bounce: Oh go on then, i will give it a try :thumbup: My first mud wrestling experience :sticky:
Marmie > <. Can you warm up the mud first please :uhoh:

Hey, less of that soppy kissy shit until we are well muddied up, and for you? Of course we can warm up the mud... how else can I get you naked?
Kisses to you :shock: where dunno

In your dreams :sleeping:
That would be in your post! Is the red artificial intelligence then? Am I going to find the cuffs ( :dunno smile

don't match the collar?

2 Sep 2005

Quote by marmalaid
That would be in your post! Is the red artificial intelligence then? Am I going to find the cuffs ( ) don't match the collar?

:shock: :shock: Nothing artificial smackbottom

No cuffs thx innocent

2 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed

That would be in your post! Is the red artificial intelligence then? Am I going to find the cuffs ( ) don't match the collar?

:shock: :shock: Nothing artificial smackbottom

No cuffs thx innocent

I've already contacted them for details! :P

2 Sep 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Look what I found :twisted:
I've already contacted them for details! :P

:taz: :taz: :taz:
hornyyred bolt

looking for sharp pointed sticks poke

Party stick fight tomoz silly

oke:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed

Look what I found :twisted:
I've already contacted them for details! :P

:taz: :taz: :taz:
hornyyred bolt

looking for sharp pointed sticks poke

Party stick fight tomoz silly

oke:
Right, I've warned you enough, tomorrow I'm coming fully tooled up and gunning for you. duel

:duel: You can run :bolt: , you can't hide :scared: , but you will find no escape :giveup: and no sanctuary , fuck the firemen :rascal:, fuck their hoses :rascal:, you are mine! I suggest you bring a change of clothes too (jelly fights confined to the shower please!)

2 Sep 2005

Quote by marmalaid
fuck the firemen thx hun, my pleasure :rascal:
fuck their hoses, how many ? :rascal:

2 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed

fuck the firemen thx hun, my pleasure :rascal:
fuck their hoses, how many ? :rascal:

Dunno, how many is enough?

2 Sep 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Dunno, how many is enough?

Keep them coming passionkiss

2 Sep 2005

Quote by HornyRed
Keep them coming

A burning hunk of Welsh lurve smile