Xmas Cancelled

25 Oct 2005

Quote by MidlandsBob
What about my pans ? :cry:

You can still have them, but you have to shag me first, on Dec 25th :giggle:
U R fibbing .............. coz I've read the book ................ and it clearly states that Father Christmas only brings presents to good girls !!!............ so I cant soz
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

25 Oct 2005

Quote by blonde
What about my pans ? :cry:

You can still have them, but you have to shag me first, on Dec 25th :giggle:
U R fibbing .............. coz I've read the book ................ and it clearly states that Father Christmas only brings presents to good girls !!!............ so I cant soz
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
blonde sit down girl ................ there is no father christmas....steve has been dressing up for all these years and hasnt told you already hmmmmmmm
MikeC

25 Oct 2005

I have fainted !

25 Oct 2005

Quote by blonde
I have fainted !

How'd you type that then??? dunno

25 Oct 2005

she didnt, Steve did.
MikeC

25 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
I have fainted !

How'd you type that then??? dunno

I typed it on my way down .............................. no no no ............. I am on a swingers site ........... cant say stuff like that !
I typed it just b4 I fainted :lol:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

25 Oct 2005

Quote by MikeC
she didnt, Steve did.
MikeC

He's not here tonight ........... I am home alone ........... well with my kids :lol:
And anyway I am not talking to you ............. I am not on your "to do" list :lol:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

25 Oct 2005

God for a minute there i thought the Santa fake post was true Phew :shock:
As a point i never ask for specific pressies from him and i'm never disappointed sad

Ohh i do love the Christmas thing but on a traditional level lots of holly and dressing the threesome is fun i mean tree (ohh i cant help myself :thrilled: )

25 Oct 2005

This will be my first xmas single in 4 years and my first one single and living away from home, am therefore pissing off to New York for a few days over christmas and living the one childhood dream I have left that I was legally allowed to do when I was a child :twisted:
Will send you all a postcard from Central Park biggrin

25 Oct 2005

So what about my pans ? :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

25 Oct 2005

Quote by blonde
So what about my pans ? :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Of course you're still gonna get a set of pans ......... how else are you gonna cook my Christmas dinner???? rolleyes

:roll:
Whether Christmas is cancelled or not!! :lol2:
Steve

25 Oct 2005

Quote by steveg_nw
So what about my pans ? :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Of course you're still gonna get a set of pans ......... how else are you gonna cook my Christmas dinner???? rolleyes

:roll:
Whether Christmas is cancelled or not!! :lol2:
Steve :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
So who is gonna visit Steve in hospital on Boxing day ? :roll: :roll: :lol:

25 Oct 2005

Quote by Mister_Discreet
Don't panic, kids, that picture is a fake!
Here's what really happened...

Discreet you barstard, i've been saving that picture since may, for my annual 'christmas is shite' sulk :kick:

25 Oct 2005

its ok he's alive and well and looking to get into the swingingheaven calendar
:shock:

25 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Don't panic, kids, that picture is a fake!
Here's what really happened...

Discreet you barstard, i've been saving that picture since may, for my annual 'christmas is shite' sulk :kick:

time some one beat ya to it ya old fart! :rotflmao:

25 Oct 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Don't panic, kids, that picture is a fake!
Here's what really happened...

Discreet you barstard, i've been saving that picture since may, for my annual 'christmas is shite' sulk :kick:

time some one beat ya to it ya old fart! :rotflmao:
Pot, Kettle & Black i think, Grannywebs flipa

26 Oct 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
Don't panic, kids, that picture is a fake!
Here's what really happened...

Discreet you barstard, i've been saving that picture since may, for my annual 'christmas is shite' sulk :kick:

time some one beat ya to it ya old fart! :rotflmao:
Pot, Kettle & Black i think, Grannywebs flipa

Leave her alone !!!!! ya big bully !!!! :lol: :lol:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

26 Oct 2005

Bloody humbugs the lot of you smackbottom

Sod the commercialism,its a bloody good excuse for blissful family time :happy:
And its the only bloody time I can get Steve to cook :lol2: Doing a Floyd by getting slowly pissed while doing the turkey :beer:

26 Oct 2005

Quote by Clare and Steve
And its the only bloody time I can get Steve to cook :lol2: Doing a Floyd by getting slowly pissed while doing the turkey :beer:

Is that legal ?????
But then, I think I'd need to be pissed to do a turkey.
(Unless it was filled with Tufanega and beans)

26 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster

And its the only bloody time I can get Steve to cook :lol2: Doing a Floyd by getting slowly pissed while doing the turkey :beer:

Is that legal ?????
But then, I think I'd need to be pissed to do a turkey.

:doh: :doh: :doh:
then again with his parents coming this year itd be worth seeing the looks on their faces :giggle:

26 Oct 2005

cancelled x-mas ?? shit what we gona do with our vouchers rolleyes

27 Oct 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
This will be my first xmas single in 4 years and my first one single and living away from home, am therefore pissing off to New York for a few days over christmas and living the one childhood dream I have left that I was legally allowed to do when I was a child :twisted:
Will send you all a postcard from Central Park

bigDewi69, thats the most sensible thing I've heard for a long time!!! Wish I was off there myself (with mrs goodtimez as well) New York is a Fave place of ours lol

Hope you have a good 'un m8 have fun and wrap up!!
Mr goodtimez