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Ye Medieval Banquet........An update

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Can't wait to see you all again!! It's been far too long. :shock: errrrrrrr, what I mean is, it's been a long time. :shock: Errrmmmm, since I've seen you all, that is. :doh: Oh bugger, ever wish you hadn't started something?
Now then. Wilma!!!Come here, wench!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Will
duel
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No I'm not rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
After dinner, bagsy be at the front :shock:
Phew, sorted .......... I think confused

Missy I think youd make a great front man woman mayor :?
May I suggest Davej as the rear as I think hes used to making the sort of sacrifices you need to keep that double act together and I dont think his heads that large :shock:
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Steve, could you add me to the list please. PM me with how to get the dosh to you. smile

Done.
Steve
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May I suggest Davej as the rear as I think hes used to making the sort of sacrifices you need to keep that double act together and I dont think his heads that large :shock:

There is noway is Davej being the rear!!!!! He won't shut up, and a horse talking from its arse just won't look authentic and medieval! and it will ruin everything! rolleyes
:lol2:
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May I suggest Davej as the rear as I think hes used to making the sort of sacrifices you need to keep that double act together and I dont think his heads that large :shock:

There is noway is Davej being the rear!!!!! He won't shut up, and a horse talking from its arse just won't look authentic and medieval! and it will ruin everything! rolleyes
:lol2:
Judging by his avatar, he could be both ends... why stick your head up someone else's arse when you can stick it up your own? rotflmao
Mornin' Missy wave xx
Misschief..............you are a nutter! :shock:
I've found you an ideal . No way you'd look like the back end of a horse wearing this. :twisted:
Steve
Wooohooooo Steve!!!!! Sorted!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Now all I need is to get some sort of pulley system to keep me boobs up in the same place shes got hers :twisted:
Misschief - off to the B&Q website :happy:
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Wooohooooo Steve!!!!! Sorted!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Now all I need is to get some sort of pulley system to keep me boobs up in the same place shes got hers :twisted:
Misschief - off to the B&Q website :happy:

Who needs a pulley? I have hands ;)
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good on ya........maybe we could get some cut throat razors and shave the men ;)

In yer dreams!! :shock:
I don't mind letting you lot loose with the safety scissors but a cut throat razor??? :doh:
Steve
I thought I might go for a little purple number, the colour of royalty, so you'd better all practice your curtsies!!!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:
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Hey Frogster, I've found us an outfit :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Just need a bit of medieval jousting cloth to go over the top and hey presto, brilliant! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
And if it's a no underwear rule, bagsy be at the back cool

I seem to recall something about this when we talked on the phone 'tother night.........
Hmmmmmmmm...... I think my second idea was better, but, if you insist on my arse being in your face all night, so be it...... but I was hoping you would sit on mine wink :wink: (face that is)
rolleyes :shock: :wink: :wink:
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I thought I might go for a little purple number, the colour of royalty, so you'd better all practice your curtsies!!!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

Fred said could you practice bowing instead of a curtsie. The knack is to bend at the waist.....but watch out behind you!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
We now have 52 seats booked for the banquet and they've confirmed the price at per head. We have to pay the balance ( per head) before 4th February. I was going to wait until after Christmas to start collecting the balance but I think it's best to start doing it now and give people the chance to get it out of the way before they do something silly like spend it on toys for the kids.
So.........if you wanna start sending the balance then please do so.
If anybody else is thinking of coming along then there's still plenty of time to join in but from now on I'll be asking you to pay the full amount straight away.
Steve
ok jane will give it ya tonight m8...........................
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ok jane will give it ya tonight m8...........................

I was kinda hoping she would..............see ya tonight m8. cool
Steve
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I thought I might go for a little purple number, the colour of royalty, so you'd better all practice your curtsies!!!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

Fred said could you practice bowing instead of a curtsie. The knack is to bend at the waist.....but watch out behind you!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Surely, if i'm the Queen he will have to go down on me - in a bowing kinda way!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel: