You know those purple thingys?

12 Jan 2006

Well not prone to starting threads.....well not in the cafe any way....
But still off work with a bad back sad

all work for uni done & dusted for this semester :bounce:
so what else is there to do but browse here innocent

ok well i do that anyway wink

but not usually with sooo much time on my hands ......& I got to wondering....
Those puple post counter thingys that are above our names.....how do they work dunno

Are they some high powered super duper computerised thing rolleyes

Or are they something there for the mods to 'colour in' when they have nothing else to do :notes:
bolt

Cause i noticed a strange thing..........
St3v3's purple bar is full (with 595 posts)
PiercedJon's is not full (with 653 posts)
NLondonJohn's is over half full (with 143 posts)
DaytimePlayboy's is almost half full (with 73 posts)
:dunno: :dunno:
Are some mods being over enthusiastic with those crayons or are some slacking in their duties???
Or is it a puter malfunction????? blink

Maybe it's just there to look pretty :smile2:
God can't you tell i'm bored boink

what else shall i do now??? I know go sort me knicker drawer wave

12 Jan 2006

Admins automatically get a full bar, does that help?

12 Jan 2006

Quote by daverover
God can't you tell i'm bored

Naaaaaaaaah!
I was thinking drunk! lol

IN answer to your question, St3v3 is a cheat wink

12 Jan 2006

Quote by Serendipity

God can't you tell i'm bored

Naaaaaaaaah!
I was thinking drunk! lol

LOL bit early even for me :shock:
Good idea though...... :rascal:

12 Jan 2006

I think it's something to do with hpow many posts per day you do.....or rather a ratio of how many posts in how many days you've been here
ie.....been here a year and posted once......totally empty
........been here a week and posted 300 times........full

12 Jan 2006

the purple bar measures what a gobshite you are. once upon a time, we had other little indicators that told you just how far you'd progressed along the total gobshite ladder, but it caused all kinds of problems, so it was decided that the little purple bar would be the only indicator of gobshiteness.
you'll notice that mine, for example, is full, which is total gobshite territory.
in short, if it's full, you've racked up 1000 posts of complete utter shite, and have entered into the realm of the Godlike.
((( no it's true . . . 1000 posts . . . full bar . . . Godlike! :smug: obviously though, Admins can cheat, as they are Godlike by default! lol

:P)))
neil x x x :P

12 Jan 2006

if you point your ikkle pointer thingy over the purple bar it will tell you something , like god like, super human ramblings, need to get out more etc
but i get what your saying that some people are on 500 posts at the same bar level as someone on 700. as marcuso said something to do with post ratio.
xx lou xxx

12 Jan 2006

Quote by daverover
off work with a bad back

Hope you back is feeling better soon
Could it be a result of too much fun ???? lol

12 Jan 2006

Well we think that you shouldn't be too concerned how long your purple bar is.
We're far more upset that us new to the forum types can't have gifs for our avatars
:taz:

12 Jan 2006

Quote by Marcuso
I think it's something to do with hpow many posts per day you do.....or rather a ratio of how many posts in how many days you've been here
ie.....been here a year and posted once......totally empty
........been here a week and posted 300 times........full

Marcuso mate wink

Did you order a ship-load of Red Shorts from china ? (Red Country) :wink:
Or can we get a Mod to burn your avatar lol

Phredd.

12 Jan 2006

Quote by naked-cleaner
off work with a bad back

Hope you back is feeling better soon
Could it be a result of too much fun ???? lol

Bad happened while sat at my desk writing a flipping essay :shock:
But only kept me out of action for a few days...... :grin:

12 Jan 2006

Quote by Serendipity

God can't you tell i'm bored

Naaaaaaaaah!
I was thinking drunk! lol

IN answer to your question, St3v3 is a cheat wink

12 Jan 2006

It's a bisexuality indicator :shock:

12 Jan 2006

So what are we when we have a purple one then Bloke smile

12 Jan 2006

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
I think it's something to do with hpow many posts per day you do.....or rather a ratio of how many posts in how many days you've been here
ie.....been here a year and posted once......totally empty
........been here a week and posted 300 times........full

Marcuso mate wink

Did you order a ship-load of Red Shorts from china ? (Red Country) :wink:
Or can we get a Mod to burn your avatar
Phredd.
LOL...if they did I'd go to SH towers and barricade the toilet door with RED concrete :twisted: :twisted:

12 Jan 2006

Quote by MandH
So what are we when we have a purple one then Bloke

Ready to go baby.... wink

12 Jan 2006

hahaha........... how did I know that was coming wink

12 Jan 2006

Quote by MandH
hahaha........... how did I know that was coming

you heard him moan biggrin

12 Jan 2006

Quote by markz
hahaha........... how did I know that was coming

you heard him moan biggrin

You've got a 'full bar' too so I'd keep your mouth shut :wink: :P

12 Jan 2006

Quote by st3v3

God can't you tell i'm bored

Naaaaaaaaah!
I was thinking drunk! lol

IN answer to your question, St3v3 is a cheat wink

<Poirot accent>
Aaaaah but I see no denial M'sieur St3v3! :lol:

12 Jan 2006

Quote by markz
hahaha........... how did I know that was coming

you heard him moan biggrin

And I thought that was H :grin:

Quote by Bloke2005
You've got a 'full bar' too so I'd keep your mouth shut :wink: :P

Yeah but maybe markz is the silent type :shock:

12 Jan 2006

Quote by Serendipity

God can't you tell i'm bored

Naaaaaaaaah!
I was thinking drunk! lol

IN answer to your question, St3v3 is a cheat wink

<Poirot accent>
Aaaaah but I see no denial M'sieur St3v3! :lol:
:uhoh: rumbled
I'm working on it, just need to do a few more ignore me posts.

12 Jan 2006

Why don't you two get a room? dunno

12 Jan 2006

Because you're looking bloke, you dirty little peeper lol

12 Jan 2006

Yeah and leave the door open a bit :grin:
doh dippy beat me to it rolleyes

12 Jan 2006

Quote by MandH
Yeah and leave the door open a bit :grin:

MORE dirty little peepers! lol

12 Jan 2006

Maybe....

It's those knickers Dippy - can't keep my eyes off them :shock: confused

:P

13 Jan 2006

Quote by neilinleeds
the purple bar measures what a gobshite you are. once upon a time, we had other little indicators that told you just how far you'd progressed along the total gobshite ladder, but it caused all kinds of problems, so it was decided that the little purple bar would be the only indicator of gobshiteness.
you'll notice that mine, for example, is full, which is total gobshite territory.
in short, if it's full, you've racked up 1000 posts of complete utter shite, and have entered into the realm of the Godlike.
((( no it's true . . . 1000 posts . . . full bar . . . Godlike! :smug: obviously though, Admins can cheat, as they are Godlike by default! :P)))
neil x x x :P

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