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You know those purple thingys?

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Well not prone to starting threads.....well not in the cafe any way....
But still off work with a bad back sad
all work for uni done & dusted for this semester :bounce:
so what else is there to do but browse here innocent ok well i do that anyway wink
but not usually with sooo much time on my hands ......& I got to wondering....
Those puple post counter thingys that are above our names.....how do they work dunno
Are they some high powered super duper computerised thing rolleyes
Or are they something there for the mods to 'colour in' when they have nothing else to do :notes:
bolt
Cause i noticed a strange thing..........
St3v3's purple bar is full (with 595 posts)
PiercedJon's is not full (with 653 posts)
NLondonJohn's is over half full (with 143 posts)
DaytimePlayboy's is almost half full (with 73 posts)
:dunno: :dunno:
Are some mods being over enthusiastic with those crayons or are some slacking in their duties???
Or is it a puter malfunction????? blink
Maybe it's just there to look pretty :smile2:
God can't you tell i'm bored boink
what else shall i do now??? I know go sort me knicker drawer wave
Admins automatically get a full bar, does that help?
Quote by daverover
God can't you tell i'm bored boink

Naaaaaaaaah!
I was thinking drunk! lol
IN answer to your question, St3v3 is a cheat wink
Quote by Serendipity

God can't you tell i'm bored boink

Naaaaaaaaah!
I was thinking drunk! lol
LOL bit early even for me :shock:
Good idea though...... :rascal:
I think it's something to do with hpow many posts per day you do.....or rather a ratio of how many posts in how many days you've been here
ie.....been here a year and posted once......totally empty
........been here a week and posted 300 times........full
the purple bar measures what a gobshite you are. once upon a time, we had other little indicators that told you just how far you'd progressed along the total gobshite ladder, but it caused all kinds of problems, so it was decided that the little purple bar would be the only indicator of gobshiteness.
you'll notice that mine, for example, is full, which is total gobshite territory.
in short, if it's full, you've racked up 1000 posts of complete utter shite, and have entered into the realm of the Godlike.
((( no it's true . . . 1000 posts . . . full bar . . . Godlike! :smug: obviously though, Admins can cheat, as they are Godlike by default! lol :P)))
neil x x x :P
if you point your ikkle pointer thingy over the purple bar it will tell you something , like god like, super human ramblings, need to get out more etc
but i get what your saying that some people are on 500 posts at the same bar level as someone on 700. as marcuso said something to do with post ratio.
xx lou xxx
Quote by daverover
off work with a bad back sad

Hope you back is feeling better soon
Could it be a result of too much fun ???? lol
Well we think that you shouldn't be too concerned how long your purple bar is.
We're far more upset that us new to the forum types can't have gifs for our avatars
:taz:
Quote by Marcuso
I think it's something to do with hpow many posts per day you do.....or rather a ratio of how many posts in how many days you've been here
ie.....been here a year and posted once......totally empty
........been here a week and posted 300 times........full

Marcuso mate wink
Did you order a ship-load of Red Shorts from china ? (Red Country) :wink:
Or can we get a Mod to burn your avatar lol
Phredd.
Quote by naked-cleaner
off work with a bad back sad

Hope you back is feeling better soon
Could it be a result of too much fun ???? lol
Bad happened while sat at my desk writing a flipping essay :shock:
But only kept me out of action for a few days...... :grin:
Quote by Serendipity

God can't you tell i'm bored boink

Naaaaaaaaah!
I was thinking drunk! lol
IN answer to your question, St3v3 is a cheat wink
smackbottom
It's a bisexuality indicator :shock:
So what are we when we have a purple one then Bloke smile
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
I think it's something to do with hpow many posts per day you do.....or rather a ratio of how many posts in how many days you've been here
ie.....been here a year and posted once......totally empty
........been here a week and posted 300 times........full

Marcuso mate wink
Did you order a ship-load of Red Shorts from china ? (Red Country) :wink:
Or can we get a Mod to burn your avatar lol
Phredd.
LOL...if they did I'd go to SH towers and barricade the toilet door with RED concrete :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by MandH
So what are we when we have a purple one then Bloke smile

Ready to go baby.... wink
hahaha........... how did I know that was coming wink
Quote by MandH
hahaha........... how did I know that was coming wink

you heard him moan biggrin
Quote by markz
hahaha........... how did I know that was coming wink

you heard him moan biggrin
You've got a 'full bar' too so I'd keep your mouth shut :wink: :P
Quote by st3v3

God can't you tell i'm bored boink

Naaaaaaaaah!
I was thinking drunk! lol
IN answer to your question, St3v3 is a cheat wink
smackbottom
<Poirot accent>
Aaaaah but I see no denial M'sieur St3v3! :lol:
Quote by markz
hahaha........... how did I know that was coming wink

you heard him moan biggrin
And I thought that was H :grin:
Quote by Bloke2005
You've got a 'full bar' too so I'd keep your mouth shut :wink: :P

Yeah but maybe markz is the silent type :shock:
Quote by Serendipity

God can't you tell i'm bored boink

Naaaaaaaaah!
I was thinking drunk! lol
IN answer to your question, St3v3 is a cheat wink
smackbottom
<Poirot accent>
Aaaaah but I see no denial M'sieur St3v3! :lol:
:uhoh: rumbled
I'm working on it, just need to do a few more ignore me posts.
Why don't you two get a room? dunno
wink
Because you're looking bloke, you dirty little peeper lol
Yeah and leave the door open a bit :grin:
doh dippy beat me to it rolleyes
Quote by MandH
Yeah and leave the door open a bit :grin:

MORE dirty little peepers! lol
Maybe.... lol
It's those knickers Dippy - can't keep my eyes off them :shock: confused :P
Quote by neilinleeds
the purple bar measures what a gobshite you are. once upon a time, we had other little indicators that told you just how far you'd progressed along the total gobshite ladder, but it caused all kinds of problems, so it was decided that the little purple bar would be the only indicator of gobshiteness.
you'll notice that mine, for example, is full, which is total gobshite territory.
in short, if it's full, you've racked up 1000 posts of complete utter shite, and have entered into the realm of the Godlike.
((( no it's true . . . 1000 posts . . . full bar . . . Godlike! :smug: obviously though, Admins can cheat, as they are Godlike by default! lol :P)))
neil x x x :P

Oh....erm.... rolleyes