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one of many embarassing moments....
Many years ago I was running a pub in the Midlands and me and the child bride were feeling particularly horney so we got in the car and drove to a local lerving carpark (before dogging was popular). Finding the car park full I promptly threw the car into reverse and went straight into a ditch!!!!!
I had to get some of the lads from the pubto pull us out and cost me loads of beer in bribes etc
Many years ago I was running a pub in the Midlands and me and the child bride were feeling particularly horney so we got in the car and drove to a local lerving carpark (before dogging was popular). Finding the car park full I promptly threw the car into reverse and went straight into a ditch!!!!!
I had to get some of the lads from the pubto pull us out and cost me loads of beer in bribes etc
Sex God
after coming out of hossy after a major op i had the nurse coming out every day to change the dressings well after a week she used to come about 12 any way our lass shouted me to get up out of bed as the nurse had come early i woke up and realized i had a cany hard on,omg wtf am i gona do i was thinking ,so as our lass was shouting up the stairs "are you getting up the nurse is waiting" as i am er sticking me hard on under the .....cpld tap.a few mins later i came down stairs with bit of a red face.
sticking me hard on under the .....cpld tap.a few mins later i came down stairs with bit of a red face. Sex God
Quote by Bonediggerin a posh voice "tarn-yaa is that next door"
noooooo tan....did she say anything??ops:
thats how she says it tarn-ya 
Sex God
been trying to think of something for aaaaages. Finally it came to me in the shower tonight.
When we were fairly new to swinging, there was a room called "creampie show at 11:10" or sumthing along them lines. Bang bang bang, I was getting whispers left right and centre when i entered the room. I thought "who on earth has it in for me to set this room up about me?". I said to everyone "Look Im sorry but theres gonna be no show, i dunno who set this room up".
A few months later, I found out what a creampie was and thought "oh feck".
ops: :oops:
Miss Cream xxx
When we were fairly new to swinging, there was a room called "creampie show at 11:10" or sumthing along them lines. Bang bang bang, I was getting whispers left right and centre when i entered the room. I thought "who on earth has it in for me to set this room up about me?". I said to everyone "Look Im sorry but theres gonna be no show, i dunno who set this room up".
A few months later, I found out what a creampie was and thought "oh feck".
ops: :oops: Miss Cream xxx
Master of Sex
ok ....chunter chunter... we picked this name ..well her name .......after we had been looking at porn sites ... creampies was the last site we looked at and well the name stuck in my memory.......when we filled in all the details ...it asked us for a username....creampie immediatly sprang to mind........so thats what it became.... :lol:
:lol: Sex God
Quote by creampie123thout ya had been to woollys
been trying to think of something for aaaaages. Finally it came to me in the shower tonight.
Quote by Mr-cream123
ok ....chunter chunter... we picked this name ..well her name .......after we had been looking at porn sites ... creampies was the last site we looked at and well the name stuck in my memory.......when we filled in all the details ...it asked us for a username....creampie immediatly sprang to mind........so thats what it became....
Oh dear I honestly thought it was because she worked in a bakers...... :shock:
many years ago came home on leave to a friends party. had a good time meet a very nice lady, all ok till my ex mate came to pick me up the next is mum walk out asking if see could get a lift home, did not no it was his mum! so had to get bus back to camp. SO sorry mike may be 20 years gone but sorry :shock:
be good to your kids the picking your care home
be good to your kids the picking your care home
my most embarrasing moment was walking out of the bathroom in the nuddy.i had fallen asleep,on waking i couldnt find a towel in the cupboard as parents had gone away and took them . so went downstairs to get one. and mum was sitting in living room, she nearly choked on her tea. the buggers came home early because of a gas leak. i soon blushed and ran back upstairs thinking omfg...........
Swinging related, but the least embarrassing of the two I have to tell.....
Chatting on the phone to one of the two guy's (who shared a place) that I was about to arrange to go & meet.
You can picture the scenario- general small talk etc.
Me "So what's it like living in ****** then?"
Him: "It's really nice. We're by the sea, and there are lots of pigs"
Me: " OOOh, I really like pigs"
Him "(sounding really excited) Really?"
Me: "oh yeah, especially roasted with a bit of apple sauce"
Him: Subdues- changes subject.
Much later.........
Me "So what do you guy's do then?"
Him "We run a farm- saving pigs from slaughter"
I don't think I can articulate my reaction!
Chatting on the phone to one of the two guy's (who shared a place) that I was about to arrange to go & meet.
You can picture the scenario- general small talk etc.
Me "So what's it like living in ****** then?"
Him: "It's really nice. We're by the sea, and there are lots of pigs"
Me: " OOOh, I really like pigs"
Him "(sounding really excited) Really?"
Me: "oh yeah, especially roasted with a bit of apple sauce"
Him: Subdues- changes subject.
Much later.........
Me "So what do you guy's do then?"
Him "We run a farm- saving pigs from slaughter"
I don't think I can articulate my reaction!
Sex God
Quote by winchwench
Swinging related, but the least embarrassing of the two I have to tell.....
Chatting on the phone to one of the two guy's (who shared a place) that I was about to arrange to go & meet.
You can picture the scenario- general small talk etc.
Me "So what's it like living in ****** then?"
Him: "It's really nice. We're by the sea, and there are lots of pigs"
Me: " OOOh, I really like pigs"
Him "(sounding really excited) Really?"
Me: "oh yeah, especially roasted with a bit of apple sauce"
Him: Subdues- changes subject.
Much later.........
Me "So what do you guy's do then?"
Him "We run a farm- saving pigs from slaughter"
I don't think I can articulate my reaction!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by winchwench
Swinging related, but the least embarrassing of the two I have to tell.....
Chatting on the phone to one of the two guy's (who shared a place) that I was about to arrange to go & meet.
You can picture the scenario- general small talk etc.
Me "So what's it like living in ****** then?"
Him: "It's really nice. We're by the sea, and there are lots of pigs"
Me: " OOOh, I really like pigs"
Him "(sounding really excited) Really?"
Me: "oh yeah, especially roasted with a bit of apple sauce"
Him: Subdues- changes subject.
Much later.........
Me "So what do you guy's do then?"
Him "We run a farm- saving pigs from slaughter"
I don't think I can articulate my reaction!
Shani and myself spent the best part of gawd knows how long trying to find the Sony Shop in Lakeside. After much looking at maps and general wandering, we finally gave up and asked a couple of people. The first people we asked ignored us and we though they were right rude bastards! 
The next people we asked just looked at us like we were taking the piss and pointed behind us - like 3 steps behind us... ops: :oops:
(Who said men can read maps eh!!)
The next people we asked just looked at us like we were taking the piss and pointed behind us - like 3 steps behind us... ops: :oops:(Who said men can read maps eh!!)
