Why is the Rum always gone?
"Holy shit is that the time?!"
"Just give me one more minute"
Two lives, two hearts, one love.
One step forward, two steps back.
Or
Two steps forward, one step back.
Depending on your point of view LOL
Too many ladies, not enough time :rascal: (or should that be 'not enough invites'? :twisted: )
My adult life: fertility to senility.
He was a complete fekin arsehole...