I clicked the link and read what a typical Taurean is......... and that ain't me!!!!
Sound financial management capabilities............. pmsl ...... no chance!!!! Money burns a hole in my pocket as soon as it gets there but what the hell - you can't take it with you and what's the point leaving it to someone else who hasn't earned or worked hard for it.
IT'S MINE!!!! ......... ALL MINE!!!!! ..... hehehe
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Your star sign and you
As a rational being I have little time for claims that the position of the stars at the time of a person's birth has any influence on an individual's personality.
When anyone asks what my Sun Sign / Star Sign / Astrological Symbol is I tell them that I don't know what it is.
The position of celestial bodies is no basis for a credible theory of personality, much less for predicting future events. Many astologers say that they do not "predict", that they just indicate "trends". While this gives them a handy get-out, they still charge for their services. Some even get paid hundreds of thousands of pounds annually by newspapers for their columns and get as much again from premium rate phonelines. A friend of mine worked on one of these phonelines. She was given a number all-purpose sheets of "personality analysis" and "predictions" to be read (slowly, of course) to whomever phones, irrespective of their so-called Sun sign.
In astronomical terms, astrology makes no sense whatsoever. As the excerpt from The Skeptics Dictionary (it's an American publication, hence the k) below illustrates, here should be 13 signs of the zodiac, with everyone currently alive having to shift their star signs ( or their "planets rising" mumbo-jumbo) to accommodate the new sign
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
So all you Cancerianss out there (sorry "Moonchildren" :rotflmao: ) are really Geminis or Leos.
The most popular form of traditional Western astrology is sun sign astrology, the kind found in the horoscopes of many daily newspapers. A horoscope is an astrological forecast. The term is also used to describe a map of the zodiac at the time of one’s birth. The zodiac is divided into twelve zones of the sky, each named after the constellation that originally fell within its zone (Taurus, Leo, etc.). The apparent paths of the sun, the moon, and the major planets all fall within the zodiac. Because of the precession of the equinoxes, the equinox and solstice points have each moved westward about 30 degrees in the last 2,000 years. Thus, the zodiacal constellations named in ancient times no longer correspond to the segments of the zodiac represented by their signs. In short, had you been born at the same time on the same day of the year 2,000 years ago, you would have been born under a different sign.
In fact, there should be 13 signs, not 12.
When anyone asks what my Sun Sign / Star Sign / Astrological Symbol is I tell them that I don't know what it is.
The position of celestial bodies is no basis for a credible theory of personality, much less for predicting future events. Many astologers say that they do not "predict", that they just indicate "trends". While this gives them a handy get-out, they still charge for their services. Some even get paid hundreds of thousands of pounds annually by newspapers for their columns and get as much again from premium rate phonelines. A friend of mine worked on one of these phonelines. She was given a number all-purpose sheets of "personality analysis" and "predictions" to be read (slowly, of course) to whomever phones, irrespective of their so-called Sun sign.
In astronomical terms, astrology makes no sense whatsoever. As the excerpt from The Skeptics Dictionary (it's an American publication, hence the k) below illustrates, here should be 13 signs of the zodiac, with everyone currently alive having to shift their star signs ( or their "planets rising" mumbo-jumbo) to accommodate the new sign
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: So all you Cancerianss out there (sorry "Moonchildren" :rotflmao: ) are really Geminis or Leos.
The most popular form of traditional Western astrology is sun sign astrology, the kind found in the horoscopes of many daily newspapers. A horoscope is an astrological forecast. The term is also used to describe a map of the zodiac at the time of one’s birth. The zodiac is divided into twelve zones of the sky, each named after the constellation that originally fell within its zone (Taurus, Leo, etc.). The apparent paths of the sun, the moon, and the major planets all fall within the zodiac. Because of the precession of the equinoxes, the equinox and solstice points have each moved westward about 30 degrees in the last 2,000 years. Thus, the zodiacal constellations named in ancient times no longer correspond to the segments of the zodiac represented by their signs. In short, had you been born at the same time on the same day of the year 2,000 years ago, you would have been born under a different sign.
In fact, there should be 13 signs, not 12.
Sex God
Both G and I are Librans - Libras have a strong sense of fair play and justice. They seek cooperation in the settlement of disputes. Libras seek harmony and balance in their lives and have a good understanding of social and human relations. Libras are affectionate, charming, and considerate yet anger is shown by strong but quickly ending blowouts. Libras are usually independent and strong individuals that support progressive social movements.
Yeah, I have to agree!
Yeah, I have to agree!
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Pisceans are very responsive to the thoughts and feelings of others. They are very compassionate people. Pisceans have supernatural powers; they seek truth through psychic faculties rather than through the exact sciences. The lives of Pisceans are usually marked by self-sacrifice and great pleasure is obtained by helping others. Pisceans are charming, humorous, and kind but this moderate nature sometimes causes them to be impractical."
As a piscean I am always willing to help others
I am fortunate that my wife is also a piscean and likes to help others too 
I`m Your Man
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Aquarians are usually humanitarians that are willing to work for others with unselfish love and devotion. Aquarians frequently come up with original solutions to problems and are able to handle and inspire people. Aquarians are dramatic, convincing, and imaginative people that impart enthusiasm for advancing their ideas. Aquarians enjoy meeting new poeple and exchanging ideas. Their persuits are more intellectual than physical.
AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18)
Aquarians are usually humanitarians that are willing to work for others with unselfish love and devotion. Aquarians frequently come up with original solutions to problems and are able to handle and inspire people. Aquarians are dramatic, convincing, and imaginative people that impart enthusiasm for advancing their ideas. Aquarians enjoy meeting new poeple and exchanging ideas. Their persuits are more intellectual than physical.
Orgasminator
VIRGO (Aug 24 - Sep 22)
Virgos are usually very critical and discriminating people; they are meticulous and efficient in their work. A Virgo enjoys working on behalf of others without thought of reward. A Virgo will foresake all for duty. A Virgo posseses an assimilative mind, is skilled at dipolmacy, and steadily accomplishes his/her goals. Virgos are too intelligent and practical to allow others to make unreasonable demands upon them.
LIBRA (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
Libras have a strong sense of fair play and justice. They seek cooperation in the settlement of disputes. Libras seek harmony and balance in their lives and have a good understanding of social and human relations. Libras are affectionate, charming, and considerate yet anger is shown by strong but quickly ending blowouts. Libras are usually independent and strong individuals that support progressive social movements.
my birthday is September 23rd and Virgo and Libra are both of me to a Tee, and anyone who really knows me will know that.
MM
Quote by mollman
A Gemini thinks and acts swiftly and is eager to study and acquire knowledge. Geminis are deep thinkers. The Gemini person is marked by the power of reason. He/she clearly sees both sides of most issues. Geminis are usually very popular, have lots of friends, enjoy variety, and are the life of the party. Geminis are usually fond of life and pleasure. Their wit and power of mental deduction make them popular.
just somes me up just right and i am the life and sole of a party :rascal:
sharron
Me too!
woooohooo if were at the same party it will be a blast :evil2:
And this is me too wooohoo what a party :bounce: :karaoke: :cheers:
Watch out the rest of you the gemini gang are coming to a party near you soon :evil2:
Another gemini here ........Lynn is the quiet one
Marie is the party one when's the party then ??
maybe we should have our own party geminis only :giggle:
What a great idea a gemini party :evil2: :silly: :notes: :confused2:
:drinkies: If you are going to sort one out let me know but not a word to Polly40 :gagged: :whistling:
im gemini please let me cum to the party :cheers:
:D My main concern is for all of you to learn, how to live.
Yes due to the lyrics I give, and send my friends, this age is coming to an end.
Not the world but the age is ending,
Look at the astrological message I’m sending.
I’m sending I’m sending.
Truth is truth whether or not you like me,
5 years ago we was in the age of Pisces, but Pisces was over at the year 2000,
When the son of god changes his house and,
Entered the Age of Aquarius, the son of god as man is hilarious.
When you think of Jesus think of the sun,
The flaming Sun that’s where they stole this concept from.
Stop believing and read your bible logically.
The New Testament is really all astrology.
Jesus is the son of God, no lie,
But they might be talking of the sun up in the sky.
The Sun that hangs on the cross of the zodiac,
The zodiac with 12 signs to be exact.
Each sign is a house and you should keep in mind,
Each house equals a period of time.
The time, 2005 and that’s a fact,
it’s called an age or a house in the zodiac.
The 12 disciples are 12 months of reason,
The 4 gospels signify the 4 seasons.
When Jesus fed a multitude with 2 fishes,
It signifies the age of Pisces, not fish on dishes.
If you read the bible astrologically its clearer,
The next age will be the Age of the water bearer.
It’s called the Age of Aquarius, where logic and truth will take care of us.
So in this Age of spiritual dignity,
You will see a rise in femininity, creativity and swap masculinity,
You got to get with me,
This is your true Earth story
Yes due to the lyrics I give, and send my friends, this age is coming to an end.
Not the world but the age is ending,
Look at the astrological message I’m sending.
I’m sending I’m sending.
Truth is truth whether or not you like me,
5 years ago we was in the age of Pisces, but Pisces was over at the year 2000,
When the son of god changes his house and,
Entered the Age of Aquarius, the son of god as man is hilarious.
When you think of Jesus think of the sun,
The flaming Sun that’s where they stole this concept from.
Stop believing and read your bible logically.
The New Testament is really all astrology.
Jesus is the son of God, no lie,
But they might be talking of the sun up in the sky.
The Sun that hangs on the cross of the zodiac,
The zodiac with 12 signs to be exact.
Each sign is a house and you should keep in mind,
Each house equals a period of time.
The time, 2005 and that’s a fact,
it’s called an age or a house in the zodiac.
The 12 disciples are 12 months of reason,
The 4 gospels signify the 4 seasons.
When Jesus fed a multitude with 2 fishes,
It signifies the age of Pisces, not fish on dishes.
If you read the bible astrologically its clearer,
The next age will be the Age of the water bearer.
It’s called the Age of Aquarius, where logic and truth will take care of us.
So in this Age of spiritual dignity,
You will see a rise in femininity, creativity and swap masculinity,
You got to get with me,
This is your true Earth story
Leos are generous and enjoy being the center of attention. Leos are energetic and tend to be leaders. Leos are positive, decisive, and usually very popular people with a strong attraction to the opposite sex. A Leo individual is usually a convincing leader with clear vision in religious and political matters. Leo individuals are determined to rise in life and will make many sacrifices to achieve their goals- this sounds nothing like me!!!! lol
makes you sick doesnt it!!! :roll:Quote by mollman
A Gemini thinks and acts swiftly and is eager to study and acquire knowledge. Geminis are deep thinkers. The Gemini person is marked by the power of reason. He/she clearly sees both sides of most issues. Geminis are usually very popular, have lots of friends, enjoy variety, and are the life of the party. Geminis are usually fond of life and pleasure. Their wit and power of mental deduction make them popular.
just somes me up just right and i am the life and sole of a party :rascal:
sharron
Me too!
woooohooo if were at the same party it will be a blast :evil2:
And this is me too wooohoo what a party :bounce: :karaoke: :cheers:
Watch out the rest of you the gemini gang are coming to a party near you soon :evil2:
Another gemini here ........Lynn is the quiet one
Marie is the party one when's the party then ??
maybe we should have our own party geminis only :giggle:
What a great idea a gemini party :evil2: :silly: :notes: :confused2:
:drinkies: If you are going to sort one out let me know but not a word to Polly40 :gagged: :whistling:
AHEM - :twisted: :twisted:
:twisted: :evil: :twisted: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Quote by polly40
A Gemini thinks and acts swiftly and is eager to study and acquire knowledge. Geminis are deep thinkers. The Gemini person is marked by the power of reason. He/she clearly sees both sides of most issues. Geminis are usually very popular, have lots of friends, enjoy variety, and are the life of the party. Geminis are usually fond of life and pleasure. Their wit and power of mental deduction make them popular.
just somes me up just right and i am the life and sole of a party :rascal:
sharron
Me too!
woooohooo if were at the same party it will be a blast :evil2:
And this is me too wooohoo what a party :bounce: :karaoke: :cheers:
Watch out the rest of you the gemini gang are coming to a party near you soon :evil2:
Another gemini here ........Lynn is the quiet one
Marie is the party one when's the party then ??
maybe we should have our own party geminis only :giggle:
What a great idea a gemini party :evil2: :silly: :notes: :confused2:
:drinkies: If you are going to sort one out let me know but not a word to Polly40 :gagged: :whistling:
AHEM - :twisted: :twisted:
:twisted: :evil: :twisted: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
ok some one arrange a party i will come
:D :D :D woops polly40 has sussed you :giggle:
The Cancer person usually is very romantic :rascal: :rascal: and has an instinctive command of poetic and dramatic expression. Cancers have much emotional sensitivity. They are very complex and are sometimes restless people True. Cancers are marked by curiosity, resourcefulness, and energy Especially where it matters
Libras have a strong sense of fair play and justice. They seek cooperation in the settlement of disputes. Libras seek harmony and balance in their lives and have a good understanding of social and human relations. Libras are affectionate, charming, and considerate yet anger is shown by strong but quickly ending blowouts. Libras are usually independent and strong individuals that support progressive social movements.
Pretty close, especially the affectionate and charming part!
Pretty close, especially the affectionate and charming part!
