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A_geordie_chameleon
6 days ago
Straight Male, 65
0 miles · South Shields

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naughtynymphos.
You were kind enough to be the first person to welcome me here smile So I'd like to congratulate you on a year and say, Happy Anniversary
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Only 364 days left to my own lol
Mick
I'm a new boy around here so I suppose I don't have the same attatchments for the "old" or resistance to the "new" as those of you who've been lucky enough to be around here a while, but I actually quite like the angel.
Sure it looks a bit like a rampant dick, but that can't be too bad.....that's been said often enough about me. The colours seem a bit washed out but thats a minor thing. So I guess I'm in the "like it" camp.
On a slightly different, but connected note. The pin/badges that are around definately should be kept private. Obviously I don't qualify for one because of my newness but should I ever get to that illustrious stage I wouldn't want the world knowing what it meant. It's a private club, keep it private ;-)
Mick
Quote by Lovecommando
LC (ex-South-Tynesider)

Thanks mate, Appreciate that...but I have to disagree with you.....we're never ex _South Tynesiders, we just move away to do missionary work ;-)
mick
Quote by markz
I have a friend who lives in sunderland
He say's them geordie's are a dodgy lot :shock:

Ah! He's a good and wise friend. For tis indeed true there is a rather dodgy element lurking within the fog on the Tyne. :twisted: It's enough to drive a strong man to drink....and for that I'm very grateful ;-)
Quote by Glasgowfella
he said something about pumping his iron!!!

Wow!! Thats hard!! Pass me the viagra I'm gonna give that a go!!
Mick
Well they'll get me too mate...cos I'm damned if I'm running. I'll just enjoy a nice glass of red and enjoy the feast. Ok you reckon theres plenty to go around...but are you good eating (m Puffs his chest out in a fine manly manner and thinks did I really just ask that lol)
Mick
You're right mate the natives do appear friendly and inviting...........you don't think its a trap do you?
at this rate ill have the lips of a bodybuilder!!!
Well you follow your heart mate..u chase that bodybuilders lips and maybe darkfire will share a moment with me ;-)
Hi Glasgowfella.
I'm a big lad too. I eat copious quantities, I drink far too occassional gentle stroll along the beach not withstanding I exercise almost not at all. In some peoples eyes I am distinctly unatractive because of it. But you know what? I'm a damn good bloke, a good laugh and loads of people like me, and a lot of women like what I have to offer. I like me and enjoy the lifestyle that created this shape. Even if I lost 6 stone, there would still be a load of women who didn't fancy me, and some others that may start to fancy me....they'd probably just be different women. We all like different things. There are tons of ladies out there who'll fancy you as you are. Are you a sexy BSF, well mate it's not for me to say lol....but it's attitude and confidence that makes the real difference not size.
Stay the same, or change your size, its up to you, but dont do it to try to fit other peoples preferences.
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Mick
Well thank ya very much (best Elvis impersonation on display there......hope you're all suitably impressed) for the welcome.
Nobody bit me, which is always (nearly always ) a good start! So I'm looking forward to having a laugh joke and natter with you all as time goes by (First Elvis... Bogart is there no end to this mans talents )
Seems a nice fun place
Mick
I'm one of those strange, shy, cowering creatures........the newbies confused
I had intended just to hang around for a little while, lurking, peeking, indulging in a little pleasurable voyeurism from the darkness. Watching you all giving pleasure and the ocassional mild e-spanking to each other. :shock:
I Had intended to await my (not yet appointed) mentors instructions and allow him or her (or him and her even!) to lead me to the midst of your party.........But, I felt left out ;-( (sobs) :cry:
No more so than when I peeked at my profile and read the words "total posts - zilch" sad
Well couldn't have that, so thought Id pop my cherry and say hallo ;-)
Hallo redface
Mick :?