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Quote by Sexysteph
Hardly 4**** accommodation
Might help slightlyif you say a geographical area for this hotel
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Sorry SS the location is ....Glasgow. Fack now i'll never get a response. Hold on that's not quite true. I already have a meet arranged fro Tuesday night but I don't think I should share out the ladies name without her permission.
On a totally different subject....why are there no swingers clubs here in Scotland?
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Well when I was 17 (fcuk that takes me back a bit) I worked in factory and they had several departments. They had a sweep going for each department and being a greedy boy I bought a ticket from two departments. I drew the same number (six) from both sweeps and this number equated to "Ben Nevis". It won the National and I won both sweeps.
Lucky boy or what?
Lucky boy or what?
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Quote by norfolkbigirl
i have to admit i like a man with a nipple ring,,, no prince alberts though,
i have 5 piecings, :smile2:
tatoos are ok on men but on a woman it does not make my fluids run if you get my drift,
The Albert is optional, I can take it out if you like
Sorry if I've joined half way through the thread and if I haven't said hello before ...HELLO!!
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Come check out the overpowering whelm of magnolia, randomly intersected with the odd plash of cream (not the ones I've spashed around mind ...what did you think I meant?)with elegantly contrasting blue striped plastic curtains. The classic lines shoot out at you as you enter (hold on don't be getting too excited here) ...the hotel room. The elequently presented minimalistic surrounds will hopefully mesmorise you whilst I lay you down on the sumptuous "double" (well actually, two singles bolted together) bed and ....
FCUK YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!! :twisted:
I'm Bi but my testosterone levels are on the up right now, so I'm dreaming about the musky sweet smell and taste of pussy. Females and couples of whatever persuasion get in touch, I really am a nice guy, no honestly I really am but bring your own tissue as the stuff they have in the hotel has a tendancy to remove your finger prints after wiping your arse.
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FCUK YOUR BRAINS OUT!!!!! :twisted:
I'm Bi but my testosterone levels are on the up right now, so I'm dreaming about the musky sweet smell and taste of pussy. Females and couples of whatever persuasion get in touch, I really am a nice guy, no honestly I really am but bring your own tissue as the stuff they have in the hotel has a tendancy to remove your finger prints after wiping your arse.
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Sorry, but as a self-confessed meanie, I'm still backing up MidlandsBob here. I mean, why does he have to pay for the drinks and the fish n chips anyway????...... why on earth can't she buy her own supper? If she insists he pay, he should put his foot down and say that fish is too expensive and she should have pie instead. Better still, why does she need food at all? It will only make her fat. A few choice comments about her wieght should put her off and keep her on the bottle of water
Blue you tight ba$tard LOL She could buy her own supper but if Bob's desparate and thinks fish in breadcrumbs might persuade her to sit on his face later, who are we to judge and as for the comments about her weight problem.....ooouch he might get more than he bargained for!!
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I'm sure the offer was genuine and well meant Bob but I think you could of dispensed of the amount in question and said something like "A bottle plonk, fish 'n' chips and shag back at mine if anyone fancies it?"
I'm sure you'll have a few quid in reserve if the lady is worth it
I'm sure you'll have a few quid in reserve if the lady is worth it
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Anyone up for a bite to eat, a few beers and whatever follows. I've got a big family room all to myself and would love a bit of company.
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Quote by Wishmaster
Quasimodo huh? ....... that's one way of getting a bloody good hump!
Quite why ya wanna do it in fecking Glasgow though is beyond me ... hehehe
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Ahhhh LOL got the hump in Glasgow. You're right there "wish" I'm so fed up I'm thinkin o chuckin meself off the Kingston Bridge.
Jokin apart....serious offers this way! PM me!!
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Quote by Add+
A bored Bi-guy currently working in Glasgow Mon-Fri, reasonably fit and attractive with an IQ just above that of a shithouse rat would welcome some company and verbal stimulation. Considered a piss artist of the first degree but limited to no more than two sips of beer per day due to impending death by pancreatitis, I'm finding it hard to get out "there" and meet you folks.
As sure as God made little green apples there must be someone willing to take pity on me and join me in a night of pure un-adulterous filth. I'm Particularly partial to burying my cock in a slim ebony beauty whilst her "brother" delivers the goods to my rear but driven by desparation and despair, I'd settle for Esmeralda and Quasi-fackin-modo right now!
Help!
sing along with me ...On the blue ridge mountains of Virginia, on the trail of the ........
Sorry, nowt constructive to add, but I laughed out loud at your humour.
Good luck to you mate
Oh c'mon blue how's about I suck your plums as I hum the tune .....hehehehe
:lol:
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A bored Bi-guy currently working in Glasgow Mon-Fri, reasonably fit and attractive with an IQ just above that of a shithouse rat would welcome some company and verbal stimulation. Considered a piss artist of the first degree but limited to no more than two sips of beer per day due to impending death by pancreatitis, I'm finding it hard to get out "there" and meet you folks.
As sure as God made little green apples there must be someone willing to take pity on me and join me in a night of pure un-adulterous filth. I'm Particularly partial to burying my cock in a slim ebony beauty whilst her "brother" delivers the goods to my rear but driven by desparation and despair, I'd settle for Esmeralda and Quasi-fackin-modo right now!
Help!
sing along with me ...On the blue ridge mountains of Virginia, on the trail of the ........
As sure as God made little green apples there must be someone willing to take pity on me and join me in a night of pure un-adulterous filth. I'm Particularly partial to burying my cock in a slim ebony beauty whilst her "brother" delivers the goods to my rear but driven by desparation and despair, I'd settle for Esmeralda and Quasi-fackin-modo right now!
Help!
sing along with me ...On the blue ridge mountains of Virginia, on the trail of the ........
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
ok ok i can see i need to give u a few lessons on whos from where lol
Ok Great barr is in birmingham which means he was a brummie not a yam yam lol Yam Yam's are from the black country area, eg dudley, tipton, west brom etc ok ok i'm off soap box now u can have ya thread back :giggle:
Yeah I know that but we tar you all with the same brush ...hehehe.
Anyways I'm in and around the Pavillion Centre Loft Top Internet Cafe for the next few hours so if any of you fancy that coffee just give me a shout. If you miss me then you could always leave a message on my car windscreen. I'm parked in the Albert St NCP, level 2, Red Golf R32, Reg DY?3 ??? ...not many of those around so I'm pretty certain you'll get the right one. It's 11:28am now, I'll check back in an hour
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Quote by Sarah1448
what the fucks a yim yam? :giggle:
maybe it is a type of coffee
:Not too sure on that Sarah. The last Yim-Yam I knew was a goaty bearded fat barsteward from Gt Bar
....that reminds me I aint seen him for a few years now, must look him up and goo for a bevvie or threeADD+
and be with you just as soon as you PM me the directions. Hey and nice to meet you folks too! Warming the Bed
If any of you brummies and Yim-Yams fancy a coffee tomorrow or friday. I'm up for a meet and a laugh
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I'll be in an internet cafe in central brum from about 11am onwards.
OK I've arrived it 10:13 and I'm on the top floor of the pavillion next to the bullring. I'm going to have me a little shop around and I'll be back at 11am
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I'll be in an internet cafe in central brum from about 11am onwards.
OK I've arrived it 10:13 and I'm on the top floor of the pavillion next to the bullring. I'm going to have me a little shop around and I'll be back at 11am
