Hope you get lots of pampering and pressies xxx
Ahabs and TattooedHB xxx
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Ahabs
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 45
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Orgasminator
....and to say (now that I'm awake) thank you THANK YOU for invitiing myself and TattooedHB, we sure had a good time seeing friends new and old and having a laugh. TattooedHB is steadily letting her hair down and rally soaking it up (ven if she doesn't want to, muahahahahah!)
Well done with putting this together, hope the celebrants enjoyed themselves,... and lookign forward to seeing you all soon xxx
Well done with putting this together, hope the celebrants enjoyed themselves,... and lookign forward to seeing you all soon xxx
:twisted:
Orgasminator
Quote by tweeky
... Mobile phone blah blah.
That does not always work out though. My mobile phone deal I will call a deal as its not a contract. I pay a month 300 mins 300 texts but was never tied to a contract and its also sim only so buy my own phone. This deal is no longer open to new customers as I tried to get Mrs Tweeky on it and the minimum monthly is now a month though I am still paying
The Sim-only deals are relatively new, and a "mid-way" modification of the Pay-As-You-Go purchase. With PAYG you get no handset and you don't rent the line, hence you get no real talktime package, however with most networks if you do not use the line(ie make any calls) for a period of time (typically 3-6 months) the number gets disconnected.
Imagine a rent-per-day/night housing scheme that you had your name down for, but you failed to show up (for reasons unknown) for a minimum of 3 months - the managers would be inclined to think you were sorted elsewhere and give your booking to someone else. This would probably be the best way to describe what happens with PAYG.
With Sim-only deals you "book the number" on a month-by-month basis, and for that priviledge get a small deal on your calls (and in most cases, texts messages). That is all - its still closer to a PAYG package than a full contract.
Orgasminator
Quote by Cubes
I see a few people have added their own analogies to the discussion, so here's mine:
I joined my mobile phone provider (3) a number of years ago. At the time they were running a promotion and I signed on for a £9/month contract. After a year I went back to them to see about getting a new handset, and they happily upgraded me, and added some extra minutes to my free allowance - still all for £9. This year I did the same thing, and they added more minutes, texts, and internet usage - still for £9.
However, my daughter wanted to sign up for the same deal but couldn't. She has to pay more than me for the same allowances because she's a new customer. Should she have been informed about all the people like me that she's subsidising? I know they wouldn't have volunteered that information, and would not have provided it even if she asked.
The bottom line is that she has the choice of any number of providers so she didn't have to take up their offer.
Knowing a little bit of the mobile phone industry, I'm afraid your analogy is floawed and here's why:
1) Your mobile phone (at the time, lets assume the Nokia 7700 "Matrix Phone" with no-colour screen and chunky as hell) would have had a fixed manufacture/license/distribution cost to it based on technology at the time. Your daughter's phone (with movement in technology, lets assume an iPhone4, or mine, the HTC Desire with all the touch screen rasmatazz) will cost a heckuvalot more to manufacture.. blah blah.
2) The cost of the handset is roughly split over the length of whatever contract:
In your case, I'm guessing 12 months at the time (£9 x12 = £108 sound about right?)
your daughter's, most contracts about 24 months these days (typical £30 x 24 months) = £720 (yes - them handsets will cost closer to that figure than £110 if you wanted to buy it outright!
3) Even if your phone/call/text/package usage is similar, the networks can usually subsidise the cost price of this so even if both of you don't make a single call, you're still paying for the phone through rental alone.
4) Your phones are sold on a "per unit" basis and hence all the facilities you pay for are attributed to "that unit" as opposed to a "percentage share of the business you're buying into" hence your daughter is not subsiding anyone else's use - just hers.
5) Whatever you both, or any other user, pays for their phone (or how) does not necessarily all pay for "systems, maintenance, server, staff,..." otherwise your daughter should, by percentage of how much she pays, argue that she contributes more to the mobile business than you do, entitling her to more service/facility access (mathematically, 6 times more than you do) and hence the network would be losing money through you (hence why some networks try to get customers on their older tariffs to switch to a more updated tariff.
A different analogy and maybe, but not the mobile phone user's I'm afraid.
Orgasminator
Quote by Jewlnmart
Why not give us fee paying members a 'block all free-loading scumbags from coming within 50ft of me' button.
I can see it now:
Total memberships = 100
Non-fee paying members = 75
Fee paying members = 25
Total operating cost = £1000
Average membership cost = £10
Factor non-fee paying members = £750
Spread across the Fee payers (25) = £30 per head
New membership costs:
Fee payers = £40
Non-fee payers = £0.
Now extrapulate the sample to actual figures (number of memberships and operating costs) and you can see where the increases come from. Sounds about right.
Orgasminator
Firstly, may I apologise for our (my plus 1 and myself) early departure last night - we had a talk and felt it best seeing as some silly nonentity of a girl was out to slander me, take it on herself to "intervene" as apparently I'm such a dangerous person (and I don't mean randy tart kind of way) whilst at the same time trying to proposition my date.
Some people need to get their facts straight before shooting ther mouth's off (anyone that's known me longer than the 20 seconds you gave me would gladly tell you you're SOOO WRONG about me - but my date told her straight and sends a response: "Not in a million years hun - and I now him better than you do".
With that out of the way, what a joy it always is being amongst the BBW crowd, sometimes all I can do is sit in the corner and perve otherwise the sexual allure gets too much for one man to bear
Everyone was looking hot and sexy, some faces I have not seen in such a long time (you know who you are, and the answer is Yes, Yes, Yes!!!)
To the birthday girls: You both were looking stunning! My only complaints: Macika, apoloies our dance was brief an interrupted, more next time xxx SexyMe - sorry I didn't got to say good night (I hope you hadn't gone off to tidy up after people again??) xxxx
I enjoyed my brief first visit to Macclelsfield, even got a yummy kebab on the way back :) I shall be seeing you all soon - stay fun and sexy xxxx TattooedHB sends her thanks and regards xxx
Some people need to get their facts straight before shooting ther mouth's off (anyone that's known me longer than the 20 seconds you gave me would gladly tell you you're SOOO WRONG about me - but my date told her straight and sends a response: "Not in a million years hun - and I now him better than you do".
With that out of the way, what a joy it always is being amongst the BBW crowd, sometimes all I can do is sit in the corner and perve otherwise the sexual allure gets too much for one man to bear
Everyone was looking hot and sexy, some faces I have not seen in such a long time (you know who you are, and the answer is Yes, Yes, Yes!!!)
To the birthday girls: You both were looking stunning! My only complaints: Macika, apoloies our dance was brief an interrupted, more next time xxx SexyMe - sorry I didn't got to say good night (I hope you hadn't gone off to tidy up after people again??) xxxx
I enjoyed my brief first visit to Macclelsfield, even got a yummy kebab on the way back :) I shall be seeing you all soon - stay fun and sexy xxxx TattooedHB sends her thanks and regards xxx
Orgasminator
Wowsers! That was the longest drunken weekend... and even longer hangover to recover from
Was such a blast seeing faces old and new - its been ages catching up with everyone, the smiles, the laughter, even the cuffafle with the hotel couldn't dampen spirits and that's a credit to you all - especially our esteemed hostesses Sheer_Gloss (Welcome back hun!) and MandyBigBoobs ... good on ya both! xxxx
And to the different people that put a smile on my face in their own without knowing it again I say thank you (you all know who you are xxx) - I couldn't possibly list.
So heart warming to be back amongst you all - can't wait to see ya at next opportunity! xxx
Was such a blast seeing faces old and new - its been ages catching up with everyone, the smiles, the laughter, even the cuffafle with the hotel couldn't dampen spirits and that's a credit to you all - especially our esteemed hostesses Sheer_Gloss (Welcome back hun!) and MandyBigBoobs ... good on ya both! xxxx
And to the different people that put a smile on my face in their own without knowing it again I say thank you (you all know who you are xxx) - I couldn't possibly list.
So heart warming to be back amongst you all - can't wait to see ya at next opportunity! xxx
Orgasminator
As far as you remember? A reminder is due ;)
Quote by Macika76
as far as i remember it, it isnt a lil one...:angel:
Holy feck!!! Just seen this - hope am not too late, can I be added? (seeing as its in my area I should be able to get there right? space for lil one to squeeze in?)
Orgasminator
That's right people - the update you've all been waiting for!
we officially have 90 faces on the guestlist - you'll notice I couldn't be arsed publishing names this time around, suffice to say I'm leaving out the name tags also, and letting everyone, in true "summer Beach Party" feel find their way around. What I do have on good information, is that there's gonna be food put on!
So, ladies, if you're coming to explore the varying strengths of coffee, fellas.. if you wanna test your cream tolerance (get ready!), a new visitor to the club,.. or even if you happen to be in the general area (... and for some, even if you're just coming for the food.. or to perve).. prepare yourself! ;)
we officially have 90 faces on the guestlist - you'll notice I couldn't be arsed publishing names this time around, suffice to say I'm leaving out the name tags also, and letting everyone, in true "summer Beach Party" feel find their way around. What I do have on good information, is that there's gonna be food put on!
So, ladies, if you're coming to explore the varying strengths of coffee, fellas.. if you wanna test your cream tolerance (get ready!), a new visitor to the club,.. or even if you happen to be in the general area (... and for some, even if you're just coming for the food.. or to perve).. prepare yourself! ;)
Orgasminator
What: COFFEE-n-CREAM PROUDLY HOSTS (By Special Request)
Loves2's Birthday Party!
Where: Paradise Spa, Barking/Dagenham.
When: Saturday, 05th Jun, 2010.
NB:
1) PLEASE bear in mind the nature of the group is attended by Black Guys, or non-Black Guys as part of couples that appreciate the company of Black Gents.
2) Whilst the venue is NOT exclusive to this social (hence other club guests will be there) this thread is for promoting the social. Banned members as well as non-site guests will be in attendance.
3) Only confirmed members ON the guestlist may request the full list.
PSST: For info OR possible hotel assistance EMAIL me. More details will be sent as required upon receiving your email expressing interest.
(Guest list to be manged privately)
PAIRS:
GALS:
GUYS:
Current Total: ___.
Happy Swinging!
Loves2's Birthday Party!
Where: Paradise Spa, Barking/Dagenham.
When: Saturday, 05th Jun, 2010.
NB:
1) PLEASE bear in mind the nature of the group is attended by Black Guys, or non-Black Guys as part of couples that appreciate the company of Black Gents.
2) Whilst the venue is NOT exclusive to this social (hence other club guests will be there) this thread is for promoting the social. Banned members as well as non-site guests will be in attendance.
3) Only confirmed members ON the guestlist may request the full list.
PSST: For info OR possible hotel assistance EMAIL me. More details will be sent as required upon receiving your email expressing interest.
(Guest list to be manged privately)
PAIRS:
GALS:
GUYS:
Current Total: ___.
Happy Swinging!
Orgasminator
Yes folks, after a few months off, its back!!!
WHAT: COFFEE-N-CREAM / BlackGuys4Fems QUARTERLY Social
WHERE: Chameleons, Darlaston, Wolverhampton.
WHEN: Friday, 2nd July, 2010.
HOW MUCH:Please see for info.
NB:
1) For new names/faces (ie, not known to ANYONE in the regular room) considering attending, it would preferable if you could have a room regular vouch for you (no one likes feeling like the ignored "newbie").
2) PLEASE bear in mind the nature of the group is attended by Black Guys, or non-Black Guys as part of couples that appreciate the company of Black Gents.
3) Banned members as well as non-site guests may be attending this social.
4) Whilst the venue is NOT exclusive to this social (hence other club guests will be there) this guestlist thread is for the purpose of the social.
5) Only confirmed members ON the guestlist may request the full list.
PSST: For info OR possible hotel assistance, EMAIL AHABS. More details will be sent as required upon receiving your email expressing interest.
(Guest list to be manged privately)
PAIRS:
32
GALS:
23
GUYS:
35
Current Total: 90.
Coffee-n-Cream style. Happy Swinging!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/events/1000/
WHAT: COFFEE-N-CREAM / BlackGuys4Fems QUARTERLY Social
WHERE: Chameleons, Darlaston, Wolverhampton.
WHEN: Friday, 2nd July, 2010.
HOW MUCH:Please see for info.
NB:
1) For new names/faces (ie, not known to ANYONE in the regular room) considering attending, it would preferable if you could have a room regular vouch for you (no one likes feeling like the ignored "newbie").
2) PLEASE bear in mind the nature of the group is attended by Black Guys, or non-Black Guys as part of couples that appreciate the company of Black Gents.
3) Banned members as well as non-site guests may be attending this social.
4) Whilst the venue is NOT exclusive to this social (hence other club guests will be there) this guestlist thread is for the purpose of the social.
5) Only confirmed members ON the guestlist may request the full list.
PSST: For info OR possible hotel assistance, EMAIL AHABS. More details will be sent as required upon receiving your email expressing interest.
(Guest list to be manged privately)
PAIRS:
32
GALS:
23
GUYS:
35
Current Total: 90.
Coffee-n-Cream style. Happy Swinging!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/events/1000/
