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Ahabs
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 47
0 miles · Surrey

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Damn - only just seen this tonight. Hope you all had fun.
Thank you, thank you all for a fab evening,..
To Chams and staff for having us, and having us they did!
To the Bouncies, damn you two done well!!
To the guys that made the effort, and the girls that kept us all smiling, wowsers!
And to a special lady that didn't scream too loudly when abducted (you know who you are), thank you xxx
To the one that happily permitted me be chaperon, to the one that stayed behind, and to my wing-man on the road trip - thanks guys!
Sadly, LOADS of names and people I didn't even realize were coming (worse still) that I didn't even know were there! (that sounds really bad). Will try harder next time.
Looking forward to the next one - there are many rivers to cross just yet!
Ahabs xx
Quote by Blade19752
Hello,Ive been invited by some friends and would love if you can put my name down not a member of chams.

Hiya Bouncy hun, I can vouch for this gent here - and I'm sure the girl's will be pleased after having met him.
... go easy girl's, he's rather shy ;)
Alright already!
Didn't wanna be the last one and miss the boat - may I put my name down pretty please Jen? Loved the last one and got to say hello to some fantastic people.
And I promise not to wear Jeans this time... if I can find somewhere to kip wink ... any offers?
Ahabs xxx
Quote by rolo
Ahabs = you sexy thing you are a walking hard on man i love it hope to meet for some more soon mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmxxxxxx
jus = you are one sexy lady mmmm loved the snog next time i might just have to eat you xxxx

You're welcome hun xxx And you're right about Jus, I might have to abduct her xxx
Alright then, if last night was any indication, then Dec SHOULD be good.
I've got me chaperoning hat on - anyone currently unaccompanied care to pair up, I'm open to offers (in me mailbox ) xxx
Ahabs.
WOW WOW WOW!!!
Firstly, Happy Birthday to the Birthday Girls! You both looked gorgeous! (glad I don't have to choose!!!)
Secondly, Thank you Sassy for for your organsing skills, more grease to your elbows (... okay, you'll have to get off all fours at some point ;), Jus, you stay right there!!! xxx)
Thirdly, Thank you StuartaAndTanna for the music - it sure kept the atmosphere at the right level and vibrant I feel, nice one!
Fourth, Thank you Mr H. Jones for the stage performance - certainly something I'm yet to grow balls for and only hope to achieve someday.
Fifth, thank you to a certain lovely lady (Rolo) for the honour of being her chaperone - and putting up with me even though I knicked the duvert xxxxx
Fifth, thank you to some lovely peeps I may have chatted to for quite sometime but never dared think I'd actually meet, a few names (G-Chef and W-Chef, Ambie, Miss_b, Wickers, HornyBitch, Robert400, PaintedLady, Twinky, Steve_Shaz, Fabio, PrettyLip, Toiger! xxx)
Sixth, Thank you to those I've met before, and made me feel welcome in your company once more - just a few names: Frisks, Minx & Pete, Foxy & Muggs (ok, maybe Muggs doesn't count! lol), Wade & MrsWade, Tank, Mandy & Keith, Sheer! Jess, Queenie, Miranda & Graham, Newlad, MBbw, the lovelies Flirty and Sexy-bbw (you look yummy, still!!!), Sassy & John, and Juicy_bbw xxxx ... damn, my brain just grabbing names and faces, pardon me if I haven't mentioned you as the evening was a blur...)
But most importantly, I feel, thank you ALL that made it: for making the journey, for enjoying yourselves and making the night as lovely as it was, but most of all, for looking soooooooo Sexy!!!!!
Damn... can't wait to do it all again - Dec @ Chams?
Ahabs xxx
Sounds like a brilliant idea (sorry I missed last one).
... which way to Loughborough?
Quote by Gigglenickers
idlike to go but not able to bring any one. so if i may tag along id be greatfull.i know silly but id hate to sit nursing a lemonade all night on my own...

*Ahem - I happen to have that day off, so I can make it (EARLY this time!) .. and next day off so dont have to dash off back to London.
Offer on the table ;)
PS: Yes I'm coming, either way
Just seen this, sorry can't make it as working night of 28th.
Thanks to those that made it for a "quiet" night out ;) Fab!
Just to confirm, Rolo and self will DEFINITELY be there (boooking room as we speak!)
Hope to see you all soon! xxx
(PS: Anyone for Chams tomorrow.. Friday?)
Ahabs.
Where: Chams, Darlaston.
When: Friday, 10th October
Time: 9pm onwards
Fancy a random quiet evening out to a top club? Dip in jacuzzi? Relax in TV lounge? View the shenanigans in the rooms? Explore use of Dungeon? Or just groove to the music on the dance floor...
Interested? Mail me directly.
Ahabs. xx
Quote by rolo
Hi There Sassy
Looks like you have saved the day
Me and ahabs will now conflab to see if we can get a room
Luv yas xxxxxxxxx
Trouble is IM not so little and i DO snore !!!! lol

Snore? Lol - good thing I sleep like the dead when am not snoring ;) Yummy BBW's and half groggy guys walking all past and over me in houseful at Mandy's front room after Oxford and I STILL didn't realise.
We'll see you in Oxford!
Quote by noladreams30
Shame I gotta miss it - but hope you lot have a lot of fun! xxxxxx
PS: Was good seeing you in person Sue.

Oooh, I got all excited then for a mo! :rascal:
Nola, I never knew... ;) *wink*
Shame I gotta miss it - but hope you lot have a lot of fun! xxxxxx
PS: Was good seeing you in person Sue.
WOW!!!
Thank you all for refreshing my memory on what I missed (has it really been that long since Oxford?)- you were all gorgeous! (yes.. even the fellas too.... steady on!!!)
Thank you Bouncy for arranging the social, and special favour I can't possibly repay enough, ta hunny!!!
Thanks to a lovely person that helped ease my Thursday Commute Nerves.. mmmm yes plase!!!
... Thanks for my host for putting up with me - hope I didnt leave the place a state and always happy to help with the dishes.
And err.. thanks to all of you for being there! Candy in sweet shop doesn't begint o describe, but I fear its all a blur of faces and names even now still. Lol.
Wcked social - well done you lot! xxx
Quote by bouncy332
can anyone help please need a floor for ahabs to kip on we can vouch he is a top guy and he brings his own sleeping bag lol pm him if you can help
cheers
xxxxxxxxxxxx

Ta hunny! So, anyone lend a floor space? ;)
Quote by venus68
That huge list of single guys going and not one offer of a lift!!! I nearly managed to convince my buddy to come, but he's not been clubbing before and he is scared and now he has a cough (real one I saw him do it) so has crawled out of it, so... it looks like you will have to put me down on my own bouncy and I'll just have to raid my sons piggy bank for the fuel and annoy ppl all night lol.

Hey Venus hun,
I'm coming to Wolverhampton by train, if you fancy a cab ride? Its best I can offer am afraid. Mail me but I got limited access to emails.
Quote by Sassy_H
Hi There
Sorry wont be coming to the munch
Unfortunately the person I was sharing the room with is not going now
Hope you all have a good time

Has anyone got space in their room/ apartment for a little Rolo????
We need our lovely ladies there wink
You rang? Mail me...
Just putting it out there (oi oi!)
Wondering if I could get a bunk up, happy discuss splitting room costs, got own sleeping bag ;) (drop me a mail)
Just putting it out there (oi oi!)
Wondering if I could get a bunk up, happy discuss splitting room costs, got own sleeping bag ;) xx
Bi (males or females) who don't take no for an answer from (respectively) straight males or females (online OR in person).
...and massive hairy desert-monkey type spiders.
I actually have a bit to say about this. but will get my thoguhts together, THEN post it all at once (I actually posted it yesterday, but by the time I had finished typing, good old SH had timed out so the SUBMIT didn't hit the site and it was all lost!
Admin, anyway you can increase the timeout/time-to-logout duration?
Virgo Virgo Virgo.. and had a fab birthday thanks!
As for WHY there are so many virgos? I blame Christmas parties - our parents must have got a little more than just a kiss under the mistletoe!
Not that I'm complaining ;) So we're genetically moulded to be swingers smile
As for who am attracted to - who cares what star sign they are as long as they want what I want: me, horizontal, with them using and abusing me to their heart's desire as the oil makes my skin glow marble dark ...
To be honest, I've never understood the uniform thing, was scared I'd have to get a uniform just to get ome attention, as I got 3 suits.
I guess I better get my naked ass on cam then...