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Ahabs
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 47
0 miles · Surrey

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Evening all,
Appears I'm free for the date, would love to join in some summer fun and frolicks - and open to offers to Chaperone and/or hotel share ;)
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Damn you! No babysitters... sad

Aww babe xxx I'll make it up to ya!
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ahabs ofcourse you can come hun would be nice to see you xx

Thank you hunny ;) xxxx
Ah bugger - kinda saw myself missing this as soon as the date was posted (wasn't a great time of the month) but hey, so glad to see good reports about a fab party
(Who says singles don't know how to swing?)
Next one,maybe I can get to join you all
(PS: Where's L'boro???)
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Damn it Ahhabs am going there on 4th April...
Hope ur well (Celticblueyes) ;-)
Trish xx

OM-Frikking-G Celtic! xxx ;) Maybe bump into you somewhere nearby?
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Read The F**ing Manual.

Manuals are like maps, men dont need them wink
If the important bits (like women) don't get our attention on first page (glance), then the rest probably wasn't that important.
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????????????
This coming from someone with no photos and no ads! Perhaps he can't afford to be choosey! Well we are now not going to bother adverising for single guys any longer thanks to this individual, unable to delete this ad.

Just seen this so leaving my thoughts.
Whilst I fully appreciate where you're coming from, and yes its your right to seek certain criteria (its about choice and preference) I however would not be so hasty as to write off ALL single men on the basis of ONE individual.
I recently had the misfortune of getting a load of abuse from a couple because I didn't let them attend a gangbang for a single female, even though she requested the gangbang and they did not fit the criteria - I'm however not going to use that as yardstick to write off all couples.
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mmmmm I like it when you put stuff in wink

This time, we'll try not to wake the neighbours ;)
What: Black Guys 4 Fems Midlands Birthday Bash
Who: Greedy4Black and Black10inch.
Where: Chameleons, Darlaston, Wolverhampton.
When: Friday, 3rd April, 2009.
PSST: Get your names down early and book hotel accommodation. More details will be sent upon receiving your email expressing interest.
NB:
1) For new names/faces (ie, not known to ANYONE in the regular room) considering attending, it would preferable if you could have a room regular vouch for you (no one likes feeling like the ignored 'newbie').
2) PLEASE bear in mind the nature of the group is attended by Black Guys, or non-Black Guys as part of couples that appreciate the company of Black Gents.
3) Banned members as well as non-SH guests may be attending this social.
So, lets get the party started!
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From the Times online today:
Perhaps most depressing of all, a survey of 1,300 schoolchildren found that one in three boys thought violence against women was acceptable.
What message are our children receiving?

Interesting thing about statistics, they can be interpreted to mean anything.
1 in 3 boys thought violence against women is acceptable
2 in 3 boys thought violence against women is deplorable
On the other hand, very few people accept that violence (by women) against men equally deplorable - usually followed by chants of "self defence", or "it was his fault" or a the classic "he had it coming".
So good excuses, they even made a TV advert with subtle undertones of (four) women having a good night out, taking an ice pick to the apendage of a (male, ofcourse) statue to refresh their drinks.
I wonder if it was 4 lads in suits taking the ice pick to lop off the breast of a female statue, how many calls for "violence against women" would be ignored.
My opinion - all forms of violence are abhored, yes. But in that knowledge, why would any woman hit any man in the hope of hiding behind "You can't hit me, I'm a woman!". Gamble wisely I say.
1. If we haven't taken the trash out, its cause we're not in the moment and the trash isn't in a rush.
Lets try putting stuff back in? ;) I'll try to hit the record button this time ;) xxx
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Most cameras have a self timer facility mine gives about 10 seconds before it takes the picture, just enough time to press the button, run to position, trip over the dog, hit the radiator on your way down and break your ankle! :thumbup:
evil :evil:

Why do I get the feeling that you're not joking with that? :giggle:
I am joking - my ankle didn't quite break but it still hurt like feck :dry:
:giggle:
You should try taping up your ankles with bondage tape and then realising that you need to be in the other room to actually take the picture!! :giggle:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Did you hop??
All in 10 seconds?? ;)
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I'd love to join in, sadly no one to hold camera for me
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*snif.

its called a strategically placed piece of furniture and a timer switch biggrin
I need to find a timer switch then ;)
I'd love to join in, sadly no one to hold camera for me
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*snif.
Things can be a bit up and down.
Sometimes my diary is so full, I'm pulling double duty over the weekend between meets at home, and travelling the next day - have even found myself taking last minute holidays for that meet that has eluded me for months/years; however its usually paid off.
There are however times when I look at myself and think "Dude - no play at a gangbang? At this rate you couldn't get laid in a brothel!" as it seems all I come across is timewaster after timewaster (and as I don't meet guys, I guess it stands to reason that these must be couples and single females).
Its a bit up and down - but hey ho, life is not a bed of roses so I take it all in my stride, till the next meet when I can sit back and REALLY enjoy some!
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friendly bump wink

Lol @ Friendly.
Thanks to all those that made the event on Saturday, the lady went home well and truly "seen to" smile (oh my poor bed!!)
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I have recieved about three replies to adverts from this member and they were anything but polite, just contained loads of filthy language and the usual cock pics, I am begining to wonder if some of the single guys on here do actualy have a face lol.
We have met some realy lovely single guys from SH and the clubs, a few we still meet and two I meet regular for one on one fun, they are particularly polite friendly and make a girl feel special, thats why we continue to meet.
I am a big supporter of the right single guy, lets face our hubbies were one at some point lol.
Eve xxxx
Life to short when you hit 50

Is it possible that by including f**king diatribe you'd get the impression they were up for a f**k - or did they not give a f**k? ;)
Seriously though - yes its hard for single guys (As a general opinion). There's more chance of spotting the 5% wankers of single guys (based on numbers) as there will be loads more about compared to the 5% wankers in single females or couples, so its not "single guys are bad" thing - purely numbers.
I say, get to a party, walk up to someone, introduce yourself and smile sweetly, in the knowledge that the introduction is just that, and get to know them a little and see what happens.
PS: By "Get to know them" I don't mean their full address and NI numbers (that's just stalking!) - I like to know what tickles ones fancy and test my memory to see if I remember should I bump into them later ;)
To see how many we can scare mid-shag ;)
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lol Hubby that will be none then, im hoping they all want a bit of me, hmmm what you planning then waterfalls or earthquakes for plan B? lol xxx
As the song goes:
"breathe in, breathe out, face up, head out"
... hot air balloon moment - and float!
Depends how many think they can't get a shag off her if you're about ;)
Hey wifey - plan "Poseidon" in motion ;) xxx
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So babe, how many people do you think are taking this seriously?
Just as well we know each other. lol
See what I mean? your funny pmsl, sneaking off with me eh? ohhh gosh now Ive got the giggles xx
But BG0 you just tease me tease me tease me!!
Thank you for the invite but it's not fair on the rest of your guests if you keep sneaking off with me smile
PMSL
Hey babe - sadly unable to make this one, but you guys have a blast. Will see if free for next one! xxx