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Alandtra69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 46
Bi-curious Female, 60
0 miles · Tyne and Wear
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towel , i just got out of shower, pink slippers, and a towel round my wet hair! i may freeze in this weather if i had to go out in this lol
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so let me see if i have understood this properly. lps in panto with a moist brazilian, cadburys creme egg, a turkey, who may or may not want be stuffed and may or may not be having a cold shower. hmm, where do we book the tickets?????
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got to agree with u jaymar, my toes curled when i looked at them lol each to their own i think x
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light breakfast if i can stop the kids indulging in their selection boxes, then prawn cocktail for starters, beef, chicken and pork, with all seasonal veg, yorkshire pudds stuffing etc, followed by everyone else bloody washing up cos im going on strike the second i have served dinner lol sweet will be served much later because no one can move after dinner lol whatever your having, enjoy, and have an excellent day xx
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hya , we confirming , only 18days to goooooooooo!!!!!! see u all there xx
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wishing mrs bb a very speedy recovery, and our thoughts are with all her family and herself at this stressful time xx
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20 days to gooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oohhh santa on the 25th then the munch on the 29th then new year party on the , erm, erm, oohh 31st, i love xmas lol xxxxxxxxx
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oohhh santa on the 25th then the munch on the 29th then new year party on the , erm, erm, oohh 31st, i love xmas lol xxxxxxxxx
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fantastic night once again, thankyou tyne and shaz for organising it. northy, yer nipple was lush lol nice to see old and new friends, cant wait for the xmas munch now. i got to end this with smiths, take that!!!!!!!!! wtf lol thanks everyone for making it another good night , al and tra xxxx
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we still going so no cancelling or we will just break in and have the party without yah lol xx
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hya , please could we be added , northeastcouple will vouch for us as genuine, i did get their permission to say that lol. thankyou x
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conkers!! when i was little i had a tortoise called henry and when i came back home from school one day my dad took a tray out of the oven with two unopened conkers on it and told me henry had had babies lol now when i see conkers i remember the feeling of much happiness from that day . oh and christmas when i get my angel candle holder out, it reminds me of christmases from when i was little. thankyou woohoo, lovely post x
ps. baby tortoises dont come from conkers!!!!
ps. baby tortoises dont come from conkers!!!!
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I use Rutger Hauer as a role model
The Hitcher
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got to go with lp on this one, best film ever , with a fantastic rutger hauer as the villain :thumbup:
The Hitcher
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got to go with lp on this one, best film ever , with a fantastic rutger hauer as the villain :thumbup:
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i couldnt tell u a precise scene from any scary movie because i hide behind a cushion all the way through lol
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brilliant night, excellent food, excellent hosts and excellent company. well done zeddies, cant get much better than excellent lol. thankyou to you both xxxx
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how i wish i had the nerve to send a letter like this one to virgin media , it just hits the nail on the head lol x
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my mum died when i was eleven, she was ill for 3 weeks before she died of meningitis and septicemia. as children my sister and i were kept in the dark as to what was going on, we knew she was poorly but never knew just how bad. i went to school the morning she was taken into hospital because i didnt know how ill she was. she never returned home. my stepdad told us that night " your mothers dead". i hate my step father now and have done ever since my mum died. if we had been told how ill our mum was we may have been able to cope better. we may have even been prepared for the inevitibility of our mums death. "may" being the operative word here. it took us twenty years to finally find out why our mum had really died when we decided to seek out her death certificate and get a coroners report. when i found out i had skin cancer i sat my children down and told them, as soon as i had come to terms with it , in a way that was suitable for them to understand. i was okay, i was lucky, but i believe , from my own experience as a child that honesty is the best policy. illness and death is not easy for any age to come to terms with but children are more sensitive and intelligent than we sometimes give them credit for. i hope you choose the time wisely, when you know your children will be able to cope as well as yourself, its hard, i know, my prayers and thoughts are with you all xxx
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when the twin towers came down a version of dj sammy, heaven, was released. it was a little girl singing about her daddy she lost. i downloaded it onto my laptop but only ever listened to it once as i cried so much. x
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......across a jar of marmite i thought life couldnt get any better, till i came across the squeesy bottles, now life is even better!!!!!!!!!
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when i was pregnant with my first i was very rounded lol i bought a maternity slirt from mothercare, a new idea they had was to have expandable waistbands, excellent idea i thought ,that is until i was in town one day , heavily pregnant about to step onto the bus when the expandable waistband decided to pop!!!! the button pinged off and my skirt fell down my ankles. i had an underskirt on fortunately, but that couldnt hide my severe red face and dignity lol i just bent down, picked it up and paid my fare!!!!!!!! i never , ever used expandable waistbands again!!
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yeh fabs, hamilton would actually become the champ then, taking the title off raikkonen. wonder where the ethics would lie then????? x
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we would definately like to confirm our attendance to the curry night. looking forward to the ghoulish goings on in the cemetry lol cant wait to see you all there xx
