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Alleyson
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 67
UK

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I was going to tell you about my phobia here, but then I read Libra's post and it made me feel really sad
(((((((((Libra)))))))) Hope you manage to work things out
Alleyson xxx
Would love to be considered for the reserve list please.
Single lady 45
I don't know either of you but from reading the boards you're obviously well respected on here. So Good Luck to you both, wonderful news.
Hello tallguy wave
Welcome to SH, pull up a chair and settle down.
Alleyson xxx
Quote by PoloLady
Just a quick quiz to fill some time in your Monday afternoon skive.
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark? None it was Noah!!
You need a strap on?????? ok I'm confused now , thought your name implied you were male, thought males had dicks?? dunno
Quote by Libra-Love
food - Not a big foodie, but curry for a hang-over
drink - Red wind, but recently developed a taste for white

Does that give you flatulence?? wink
I've just told my daughter I'm changing her name by deed poll next week, she wasn't impressed!! Mind you I'm not surprised ......... Shakira Joleen????????
AUGUST:
Loves to joke. I like a laugh yes. :D
Attractive. I don't think so!!!!
Suave and caring. 50% correct I like to think I'm caring
Brave and fearless. Apart from when frogs are involved!! :scared:I hate the things with a passion
Firm and has leadership qualities. Firm but fair
Knows how to console others. I hope so
Too generous and egoistic. Egoistic?? definitely not
Takes high pride of oneself. Oh yes! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Thirsty for praises. dunno
Extraordinary spirit. Whatever that means? I don't suppose it means I prefer less well known vodka does it?
Easily angered. NO NO No!! mad 100% incorrect!!
Angry when provoked. If it involvves my kids yes Easily jealous. Not something I've noticed
Observant. Yes, I love to 'people watch', so if I get to a munch then I'll be the one sitting quietly in the corner watching you all!!
Careful and cautious.Yes I think too much. wish I could be spontaneous sometimes
Thinks quickly. Maybe
Independent thoughts. Yes I hate to be one of the crowd
Loves to lead and to be led. Errrrrr scuse me? lol Can I be both
Loves to dream. Yes !! lol
Talented in the arts, music and defense. I'm fairly creative, but as for music??Sensitive but not petty. NAh it's water off a ducks backPoor resistance against illnesses. True
Learns to relax. It's what I do best!!
Hasty and trusty. I'd like to think people see me as someone to trust
Romantic. I used to be, don't think I'll be going there again.
Loving and caring. Yes I do care about those I love.
Loves to make friends. I do I do I do!!!! biggrin
Spookily quite accurate!!
Hi CB....... It's not too late to walk away before you get REALLY addicted !!
Welocome, hope you find what you're looking for smile
Alleyson xxx
Supposing I'd be able to get an invite by then, any date except December would be good for me so far. Sorry i haven't voted, couldn't vote for 3 choices!!
Hi and welcome to SH
Hope you find everything you're looking for
A very good first post if I may say so. :thumbup:
Alleyson x
Quote by dambuster

Morbius jumped out of his skin at one point and I offered to pull the sofa forward for him but he declined rotflmao
Cx

That's why I couldn't watch Dr Who even if I wanted to.
It scared me shitless as a boy, and I still haven't gone out and got a sofa :shock:
So what do you sit on then? dunno
Quote by rogerthedragon

The usual method is to scratch off the mark that says "cms" and let everyone know it is inches! lol
Either that or use a tape measure and make sure the end is at least a finger's length up your arse!
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Roger the Dragon cool

I did all that and still couldn't make the national average!!!
Did you check the ruler was round the right way? :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
so that's how it's done? so starting at the 12 inch end, mine would be . . . . oh shit i don't wanna answer that do i? ;)
neil x x x ;)
The only time that claiming 3 inches would be a boast!!! :lol:
Its quality not quantity that counts boys!! wink
Quote by little gem
awww, Rache! It is doctor who, not mastermind or Jonathan Creek. It's not meant to be intellectually challenging........ is it? confused

Since when has Jonathon Creek been intellectually challenging??? :shock: wink
Hot chocolate with Baileys just has to be a strong contender!! Practically orgasmic
Quote by manofmuchfun
Ok so now I'm beginning to wonder if I'm just a little bit strange confused I actually enjoy decorating! I find it really satisfying to see it all completed and know that I've done it all!!
Ok maybe it Is just me then. sad

Ooooh come for dinner.......please,please......3 course of whatever you want !
Sorry I missed this earlier........ I can see this decorating becoming a lucrative business!!!! wink
Quote by icehousephill
p.s. read some of your other posts a truly enlightened person you are.........

why thank you!! smile
hmmmmmmmm decorating in rainy Derbyshire or decorating in south of France ........ no contest really!! shame red wine makes me ill!!
Ok so now I'm beginning to wonder if I'm just a little bit strange confused I actually enjoy decorating! I find it really satisfying to see it all completed and know that I've done it all!!
Ok maybe it Is just me then. sad
Had to reply to this one.
I'm 45 and single, just come out of a 22 year marriage and very happy right now. I'm not looking for another relationship, other than friendship,been there done that etc, but thats not to say I don't get lonely, I miss the hugs and cuddles and yes the sex too. I like being with a man who shows me some attention and is interested in me as a maybe a sex kitten too!! wink but to still keep my independence if that makes sense?
So no I don't agree that all women are looking for Mr Right.
Some of us are just looking for some laughs and hope to enjoy ourselves along the way.
Alleyson xxx
Come 'ere Fabio!!!!!!!!!
MMMMMMWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! kiss :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: wink
What shop did you see it in Rachel? Surely we must be able to find you one somewhere!!
Morning and :welcome:
Hope you find who you're looking for
Alleyson x
Hi and :welcome:
Hope you find what you're looking for here.
Alleyson xxx
Take the quiz: "What kind of underwear are you?"
G String!
Your a sexy, wild girl who ,likes to have a good time!
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If only I looked that too!! lolol
Quote by horneyoldtart
donny osmond
and if thats not bad enough i still fancy him lol

I'm with you on this one horney ........ mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Donny!
You could always tell her that you're a 'gameboy' too and you don't need batteries!!
i hold you to that alleyson wink.. what a lovely name you got by the way.. had it long?
Errrrr funnily enough I've had my name for most of my life really, well all of it in fact!! but thanks