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Alleyson
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 67
UK

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I've got the strawberries and champagne, if you can bring the ice cream!!
Quote by JudyTV
Dot let it bother you honey. wink
There are several things that come to mind that are far worse than the dog and sausage advert. In fact I find many thing in life quite disgusting, people vomiting in the street, people spitting in public, parents who allow their children to litter our streets especially outside my flat, guys pissing against my car wheels, people defecating in lifts, people who put their finger against one nostril and blow their nose, either on a football pitch or in the street. People who leave fast food take-away containers and packaging all over the place. The list is endless
Most of the above I have little or no control over but with regard to dogs and sausages (which is legal and hurts no one really ) I have the ultimate weapon, which is the on / off button on the remote. After all if it is legal, hurts no one and doesn’t leave a mess outside (Especially outside my flat) I give a certain tolerance to all of those things and do not worry about over much. TV adverts come a long, long way down my list of things that I find unacceptable and piss me off.
However each to his own, having a hotdog whilst watching a porn video would come under the heading of Food, dogs and sex as well now that is perverted, but what the hell, don’t knock it until you have tried it. :P
Just me being silly on a lovely sunny Saturday. Im off out in short while to make the most of the sunshine, might even get myself a hotdog in town. :P
Judy

<grovel mode on>
Judy
Can I say what a breath of fresh air your posts are, they're always well written, sensible well needed and light hearted when not!! I just love readig them worship
<grovel mode off>
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
The really scary thing is I can relate to all of that word for word:upset:
Did someone mention wine? lol Mines a large one please, oh and I'll have a surersize glass of Chardonnay too wink
<wanders in, puts several bottles of wine in the fridge to cool>
Are jacuzzi's beneficial to bad backs does anyone know?Or does anyone offer massages?
It looks to me like the little disney meercat character, is it Timone or pumbah?
dunno
From what I can gather, the odds are not stacked in favour of the single male!!!! Well not through ads anyhow, much more likely to be sucessful through the forum or chat room so I've heard.
Welcome to one the best sites online Paul, wave prepare to leave your 'other' life behind from now on. Hope you find everything you're looking for. smile
Personally I think you deserve a medal for admitting to the whole of the SH membership that you wear underwear like that!!! :shock:
I need counselling!! wink
Don't know you EdinBBW ........ smile Happy Birthday :) ........ nevertheless
Don't know you Mr NeilinLeeds but ............ smile 'Happy Birthday' :) ................ neverthless
Quote by Sexysteph
Hi Jase
Take a Pew -

I had to read that twice Steph , was sure it said take a pee!! rotflmao thought you were getting a little personal then!!
Welcome anyhow Jason, hope you find everything you're looking for.
Alleyson x
Quote by Ice Pie
I've never felt the slightest desire to have sex with anyone I wouldn't want to kiss, so I think it would be really difficult for me not to kiss someone I was having sex with. Not that I've ever tried, but I'm pretty sure it would feel very mechanical... distant... like *I* wasn't really there. I don't think I'd like it. dunno
Snogs without sex? Oh yes, that definitely feels good. ;)

I agree with you Ice, I couldn't imagine ever having sex with someone I hadn't kissed!
So it would have to be option 1 for me
Quote by steveg_nw
Would love to be considered for the reserve list please.
Single lady 45

We'd better make sure the bar is stocked with some chilled white wine then hadn't we? ;)
Steve
And just make sure you don't forget the belgian truffles!!! wink
Quote by Alleyson
Munch guidelines from a newbie
1. HAVE FUN!!
2. Show others attending, the respect you would expect to receive yourself.
3. Use your common sense, if you think something is risque/unacceptable, it probably is, so think twice before acting.
4. Please bear in mind the bar staff etc, may not be members here.
Right just wandered in after a 'normal' weekend away
I would just like to comment:- (most of wich has already been said)
1. common sense
2. enjoy yourselves
3. behave as if it is an evening party, like a wedding party (DB)
I'm having trouble remembering back to my first munch :shock: (have I really been to that many) I will have to make a list, but I do remember thinking what if, no one talks to me, what if something happens I dont like. But all my fears where unfounded.
All the munches I have been to, I have enjoyed and many there be many more to come.

I think we're thinking along the same lines Sarah
Munch guidelines from a newbie
1. HAVE FUN!!
2. Show others attending, the respect you would expect to receive yourself.
3. Use your common sense, if you think something is risque/unacceptable, it probably is, so think twice before acting.
4. Please bear in mind the bar staff etc, may not be members here.
Hi Scorpio
:welcome: to the SH boards, hope you find what you're looking for and if not you have fun looking!
Alleyson xxx
I've never been drunk ever. don't know if I ought to be redface or :angel:
Think it's alot to do with not wanting to lose control
I've just been reading this thread with some interest.
As a newbie (and after reassurance from db) I 've put my name down to attend the next Notts munch, if possible. However after reading this tonight I'm having second thoughts, although I'm a member here I'm still fairly shy and not outgoing in RL, so would probably be the 'one' in the corner at a munch holding everyones coats. redface
Never having been to any munches before I can't comment on the things that have been said, but think now that this topic has been discussed, it might make those people likely to act irresponsibly, be a little more thoughtful of others feelings now, and munches can get back to/carry on being the purely social events they were intended to be.
Hi and :welcome: to SH
Hope you find everything you're looking for
Alleyson xxx
If you look on the the forum index it lists the names of all the members viewing the forum at the moment, mods names are in green, click the name and hey presto type in what you need to say then hit submit.
Quote by LordZenx
Fred, you don't know me from Adam (Who's Adam wink )
But I just wanted to say, reading your post gave me a lump in my throat but also a feeling of pride you could say.
For you to feel able to write what is a very personal account of your happenings and put it on here and receive such warm responses from others shows both what a genuine and warm person you must be and how the communitity on here can show real feeling and emoition.
All the best in whatever you do biggrin

What he said ...... Good Luck to you Fred with whatever you do
Quote by rogerthedragon
Just a little thought for the guys on here:-If you're shaving your chest try not nick your nipple! :shock: sad Roger the Dragon cool

Someone has nicked your nipple !!!!!! :shock: Where did you last see it ?
(Sorry, couldn't resist bolt )
There's always one! rolleyes lol[/quote
Would that be the one that wasn't nicked? innocent
Quote by redstilletto
frogs.............. :shock:

And I thought I was the only one red!!! Horrible creatures!! <shudder> :shock: :shock: :shock: I mean 'whats the point??'
Quote by steveg_nw
Alleyson - Mad trekkies with a liking for Pinot Grigio and Belgian chocolate truffles
Steve bolt

redface surprisedops: :oops: wink
Can't help thinking that entry has been added recently steve!
Welcome McCloggie smile
Hope you find what you're looking for here
Alleyson xxx
Got me wondering who is the oldest SH member now .
I'm 45 (well thats what my birth certifcate tells me) but only feel it, when I get out of bed on a work day! smile
Quote by krazykayaker
- what difference does it make what temperature it goes to?some say 160 some say 200 does it really matter
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the temperature thing helps with fine or thicker hair, if your hair is fine then you don't need straightners which can go to higher temps.
Thicker hair can stand higher temps, but you still need to take care not to fry it.
I prefer the ceramic ones too, you can get some good results from middle of the range sets, if you just want to use them for straightening your hair then go for the ones with wider plates.