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Alleyson
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 67
UK

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I have to say it's not something I've experienced and not something I'd want, it just doesn't do anything for me.
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:upset: :upset: :upset: <stamps feet, clenches fists, throws self on floor > I wanted to go!!
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Quote by fabio grooverider
could be a multitude of reasons....
1) you haven't put a date down for when you plan on doing this......remember people have social lives/babysitters to arrange ect......
2) you are very new to the forum... haven't contributed to other threads, so people are quite wary of you
3) you haven't told people anything about yoursef and in fact what you are after
i could go on........
sean xxxxxxx

Ditto what Sean said, the details are a little sketchy to say the least.
Hope everyone going has a great time biggrin and you all behave!! ......... gutted I couldn't make it in the end, fingers crossed for the next one. smile
Alleyson xxx
Quote by davej
....davej looks out the window at the rain again....
Eager...PISS OFF!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: so succinct!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! So who got out of the wrong side of bed this morning? wink
Quote by leprechaun
he claimed he was suprised to see it there on asking why he joked that only people who had pamus grass had it in there front garden and were swingers
well i nearly choked
so the question is 2 fold
1 confused who has heard of this before :?
2 lol does any one have a pamus grass in there front garden wink
happy gardening

I don't but my neighbours do :shock: do you think I should nip round? :twisted: :wink:
Can't say I'm not disappointed as this was to be my first Munch sad
But I hope whatever's happened to make you have to cancel is soon resolved for you both.
take care
xxx
We are indeed F.B smile
Am so sorry Dave redface hope there wasn't any lasting damage!! and yes it was a wonderful afternoon :twisted:
awwwwwwwwwwww aint that sweet ...... it makes a girl feel all warm inside biggrin :D :D
Awww Sean what a scare, I hope you begin to feel much better soon. xxxxxx
Welcome to insanity oddjob, hang your coat by the door and be prepared for a long stay, once in here you never leave!! smile
Hope you find everything you're looking for for
Alleyson xxx
Quote by secretmaccamslag
Anyway that's my input.

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dunno :dunno:
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You're not a bad parent for wanting to do it Venus if you think it's right for you ..... personally it's not something I would've done when my children were younger. Thankfully mine are now older I can take time out for 'me', but would never have done it years ago.
I love my 3 to pieces as do my parents but i'd never have asked my parents to have them any longer than the odd night and then it was only ever one at a time.
Maybe it's just me then.
Quote by O. K.
I was asked this same question some years ago, and I will give you the same advice : If she won't have it : make her have it. lol rolleyes 69position

Wanted to reply to this but quite honestly words fail me, mad :x :x Are you for real??
Quote by cuddly-catlin
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm love chocolate cake.
hope you will share next time you make one biggrin :D :D

Of course I will Caitlin, I shared the last one, I'm nothing if not generous!
Quote by littlemee
....I'll just look out for a bloke in a strait jacket and frothing at the mouth!!

Hee hee. Take your pick mate. This is Derbyshire afterall!!!
OY!!!!! smackbottom :smackbottom: theres nowt wrong with Derbyshire folk!! some of us make meaaan chocolate cake after all..
Am now wondering what Alspals could've been viisiting Alfreton for? It's not as though it's high on the tourist 'places everyone should visit' list or nothing, maybe it was the lure of the new Tesco?? lol
dunno
No matter how many times I read this it still doesnt make sense to me!! Am I missing something?
Quote by Calista
I personally think that what is private shoudl remin private and whilst I can understand what MOMF is trying to say if your new partner is unhappy and has asked for the pm's/emails to stop and they haven't then the other party should be reported to a Mod for harrassment.
Even if MOMF did let the old partner down badly (which there has been no evidence of) it is still not call for harrassment of another.
Bring a threeway relationship problem onto the boards is not helpful ~ act maturely and sort it out please.
C x

Thats what I was trying to say too Calista
I'm not condonning what has happened, no ex partner swinging or otherwise should interfere in their ex's new relationship ( although it does happen sometimes, if bad feeling takes over), what I was saying was, that I didn't think it fair that although you said you weren't naming names, just by posting all this on the open forum, you have indeed 'named names' to those who know you and your ex.
Maybe it's just me.
No I don't bother shaving I just shampoo the underarm hair, just comb and style it. It looks rather fetching tied with matching ribbons!
Think it must be you Helen , sorry probably not what you wanted to hear!!! lol everything looks fine at this end
Personally I think this should have been said in PM or email not on an open forum, those who know you, know your ex partner surely, so naming names is not necessary to work out who it is your talking about.
Just my opinion, you did ask.
Quote by beebeep
they do it to us guys as well, our nuts swing between our knees.

An :shock: image I could've done without this afternoon!!
What with you and littlemee's rash!!!! Give me boobs in my armpits anyday!! rotflmao :rotflmao:
<Listens out for the 'Mr Whippy' van >..... it could be his lucky day!! wink :wink:
Hope the rash gets better littlemee!! :shock:
Quote by littlemee
Could I ask if anyone (male or female) has ever experienced being on the receiving end of 'Bad Oral Sex'?
And if so, what went wrong?
I ask this because I haven't and I would truly like to think I haven't inflicted it upon any ladies either sad
I think that 'Bad Oral Sex' just doesn't exist as an entity.
There is only 'Good Oral Sex' & every other rating up to 'Blow The Top Off Your Head Oral Sex' but never 'Bad Oral Sex'.
Am I right or am I just oblivious into what some people can have the ability to actually fuck up?!!!

lol! I'm not sure 'fuck up' is quite the right phrase to use in this instance , surely it ought to be 'not fucked'?
Shall I get my coat now?
bolt
In my experience (limited as that is) I've received oral sex rated from 'when is this going to end?' to 'very average' to WOW!!
WOW!! being the most recent ( you know who you are) thank you kiss