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Alleyson
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 67
UK

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Quote by kinkyluton

SH is like the real world you wouldnt go up to a women in the street and ask for a shag, so dont do it here.
MikeC

why cant u ask lady in the street for a shag?? least u not beating round the houses. are ya... and you be surprise how many ladys like the direct approach..
If you did that to me it would earn you a slap!! :shock: :shock: :shock: theres direct and then theres direct!
Hearing my children laughing together
Having my children at home with me
The smell of new mown grass
Knowing my family and friends are healthy
Waking up each morning!
A nice long soak in a hot bubble bath
A glass of wine whilst I'm having the nice long soak
A relaxing sensuos massage
Being able to cuddle upto someone at the end of a hard day
be back later with more
Quote by firehott00001
whats intrinsick mean ??? whatever it is it seemd right lol

Intrinsic means ......... things that are essential to ....... or things belonging to
smile
alleyson < with her heldpful head on today! >
Quote by freckledbird
Nope, always stay fully clothed. Sleep in an ankle length winceyette nightdress, bedsocks and hat.
rolleyes :roll: :roll:

And I thought I was the only one Freckledbird !!! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
'Wincyettes of the world unite!!'
HI geeza
Welcome wave
How refreshing to read a post from a newbie that consists of more than grunts and words of one syllable!!
Enjoy your time here
Alleyson x
Re:edit - that will teach me to read what I've written beforeI press submit redface
Quote by Nomad_Soul
I wondered where that fire engine was heading Nomad !

I'm on first name with the afternoon shift already smile
You got a thing for men in uniform too then? :twisted:
Hi Andrew and :welcome: to the cafe, sit down and someone will be along to serve you soon!
Hello and welcome to the cafe smile
Boy this padded cell is getting quite full now, when do you Mods come and let us out?
Quote by piercedJon
I cant remember the technical term:

Viscosity. ;)
(Not to be confused with Visco City, the swinging capital of California)
LOL, I remembered that term, but I was sure there is another that discribes a liquid that becomes a solid under compression... so I googled, its called "non-newtonian"

<casts mind back to schooldays> I thought the term was thixotropic but I could be wrong. Cornflour and water mixed with a few drops of food colouring and water is wonderful too!
Quote by littlemee
I know it's not very original and this isn't the right forum for organising a meeting but if ANY ladies shop at Tesco in Alfreton then pleeeeeaze let me know 'cos it would make the weekly shop sooooo much more interesting to think that the lady next to me inspecting the cucumbers is only briefly attired beneath her coat.
And if any one is planning this form of personal entertainment then how about announcing the fact with a PM to me.
And just make sure flour, jam and anything on the bottom shelves are on your shopping list.
And always make sure you select the items at the bottom of the freezer chest 'cos they will be so much fresher than the stuff on top. Just bend right over to make sure you get the very bottom stuff.

I guess Kwik Save wouldn't be any good to you then???? :twisted:
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Being house hubby for the weekend I can now sooooooo sympathise!!!!!!!!!
Now if someone can give me any tips on brushing my daughters hair without starting world war bloody three in the morning then I'd be most obliged mad
the Laird
Try using a small amount of conditioner on her hair when washing it Laird that should work
Welcome to SH and glad you've taken the plunge to join in. I'm not the elusive bi-fem you seek but am friendly none the less. smile
Hope you have much success finding her and lots of fun whilst you're looking :twisted:
Alleyson xxx
< moves up to make room in the newbie padded cell>
I"ve not been here long myself
Welcome and hello smile
I'm so pleased to see others posting about this problem. I too had trouble getting into the chat room yesterday and posted asking for help , with varying degrees of assistance from members, ranging from very helpful to unhelpful sarcasm.
I know there is a 'chatroom help section' but I for one didn't find it helpful in the least and I'm obviously not the only one judging by the posts over the last few days. It might prove productive for the 'help section' to be re-written in a more user friendly - idiot guide type way. I dont consider myself an idiot and I'm sure many others don't either, but did find it very hard to understand. as a newbie to SH.
Thanks again to those who did help me gain access eventually last night
Alleyson xxx
Quote by Ian_Mids
Wooo Hoooo,
I have just worked out that if I load that page 274,638 times then I will reach it by not doing anything else at all lol
Ian

Do you have alot of time on your hands Ian?? lol wink biggrin
Thanks Jags but Ive followed all that and not seemed to get anywhere , what am I doing wrong?
I know this has been posted before by others but I'm having real problems getting into the chat room. I've read ALL the instructions several times, and tried every combination I can to try and make it work but with no luck.
I consider myself to be fairly intelligent but am just baffled as to WHERE to register my name etc ....... I enter my name click connect which takes me to a 'room' I presume but then it tells me I have to register ........ BUT WHERE?
Hoping for some help here please
Alleyson xxx
Speaking as one who has 'got the T-shirt' Angel - I hope all goes well for you with the op, take your time with the recovery it does take 6 weeks they say and probabbly longer. So be good and take it easy.
On the other hand, if it has the same effect on you and it has on me, then life will be wonderful once you're recovered.
Take care
Alleyson xxx
Thanks for the sympathy Lucy ...... don't worry about laughing everyone has too when I've had to tell them what happened.
I never knew sneezing could cause so much pain!
A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of a plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.
The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, " Excuse me for asking but why do you shudder so violently after every sneeze?"
he woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a very rare condition and every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed, but even more curious, says, "I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman smiles at him and says, "Pepper."

Normally I would've laughed at this but seeing I'm off work at the moment because of a trapped nerve due to sneezing I'll just wince in pain!! sad
Wouldn't have minded so much if I'd had an orgasm too lol
wink
Hello wave from one new poster to another
Seems you've already found your way around this place without too much difficulty smile
Take care
Alleyson x
Am at home at the moment off work for the last few weeks, won't be able to get on SH from work though so will have to catch up in the evening.
Thanks for the welcome everyone, am beginning to feel at home already biggrin
< takes shoes off , and wriggles toes into nice thick pile carpet>
Quote by fabio grooverider
welcome to the looney bin alleyson............... biggrin :D :D :D
how many more padded cells do we all have left... smile :)

You mean I might have to leave the one I'm in now Fabio? rotflmao
After looking around the site for a few weeks, and liking what I've seen, I decided to take the plunge and say Hi. Haven't had the courage yet to swing or go dogging but am sure I'll get around to it one day. wink And who knows I might even get to meet some of you one day too.
Great site btw.
Take care all
Alleyson x

Please ignore any future spelling mistakes!!