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Amber
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 53
UK

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I like very hairy....but all over the chest, arms, legs...not particularly the back!
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Yes! I use this bottle of shampoo...

....to wash my hair with too! :shock:

Ditto!! wink
I have that shampoo too.....but :shock: its way too big..... :scared:
I have bought loads of inexpensive hair straighters in the past which just haven't lasted or been much good. I finally gave in to GHD, buying them for £48 on ebay last year and they are still going strong and are fabulous - I wouldn't part with them.
I do like my ebaying...have done it for many years. I buy and sell - but mostly buy!! biggrin
Its good fun looking up stupid things too!!
No I don't think so.......although other people's superstitions sometimes rub off on me if I am with them!
Yum Yum
Mine is:
Italian bread
Vegetable patty, with lettuce, jalpenos, red onions, sweet onion sauce and southwestern sauce...
Very nice
Quote by Drewxcore
drew if you want bums bad lad start your own
this one is for chests and where is yours young man
tuts we will have jags asking for cock shots next

Bad lad? i was mearly advising amber on how she can build up her profile and aquire more fans. I was being helpful x
Awww thanks Drew...how thoughtful! rolleyes
I won't hijack the thread though with the millions of replies I will get from showing my bum :crazy: :giggle:
and yes......lets see your chest!!!! :twisted:
Oh what a lovely thread...thanks boys - rather nice to be looking at sexy bodies this time of the day!!!
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oooo not nice!!!!!! biggrin
I tried hair removing cream the other day and it burnt my bits really badly - it was sooo painful so I can sympathise deeply!!!!
lol
I agree that if you can't phone them whenever you want they are probably hiding something - or if they don't want to meet where they live in case they bump into someone!!
I have heard men say it many a time that Fern is sexy and fun...... I don't see why not just because she is a larger lady. There are plenty of guys and girls who prefer larger people and find them just as sexy if not more sexy than thinner people.
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Quote by Juniper_couple
Of course as well as not being able to read the signals, theres also they worry that u may mis-read them and end up making a right tit of yourself!!
To be rejected is still horrible no matter how confident you are.
Suze xx

I just dont approach redface OMG how on earth do any of us ever swing pmsl....... lol
We just wait for someone else to do all the hard work obviously! biggrin
I can be really bad at reading signals unless they are full on and direct - but have found if I am giving out the signals myself, sometimes very obviously, fellas can be just as bad and just don't get them at all! It can be most frustrating! lol
I wish it was easier for people to just say what they wanted outright and get it over with! wink
Quote by LondonPlaything
I have a habit of fending off compliments (should I recieve any, or recognise them in the first instance)... and inadvertantly insult the person making the compliment in the process.... the bastards!
lp

Did I mention you have gorgeous eyes!!.....oh yes I did, didn't I!! wink
Bastard!
lp
........... you're welcome!! lol
I think that would be a huge compliment - but knowing me I would convince myself that it was someone else they were honking at and not me!
Most of my body is receptive to being stroked, but especially above my shoulder blades and back of neck and down the sides of my back and sides of bum...mmmmmmm That really does it for me!!
wink
Quote by LondonPlaything
I have a habit of fending off compliments (should I recieve any, or recognise them in the first instance)... and inadvertantly insult the person making the compliment in the process.... the bastards!
lp

Did I mention you have gorgeous eyes!!.....oh yes I did, didn't I!! wink
I would rather they were turned on by me and wanted to be with me rather than just being turned on by a tablet and wanting a woman to have sex with.
Knowing you are wanted and desired turns me on a lot and makes me feel sexy and more likely to have fantastic sex! wink
That was a lovely song and moving video..... thanks for sharing it with us!
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its cool but extremely annoying...... can't stop playing it!! confused
The way a post is written - wit and intelligence, punctuation (no text type please!!) and the content - whether that be a witty one liner or a thought provoking answer. Someone who is able to say what they feel without feeling put off by other people's views.
That about does it for me.....
I haven't really dated a guy much younger than myself. As a rule though I think anyone younger than 27 or 28 would be too young (I am 35) - I am judging this on frienships I have and the knowledge that I find younger men (again in my experience) to be immature. Although I would like to add this is not a generalisation of any kind - I could be proved wrong!
Quote by jaymar
I used to work for a gp who used to urinate in his sink and used to boast about it and the fact he never washed his hands following this and following procedures...... a quick kick up the backside from the authorities got him behaving more appropriately from there on.

Isn't that awful? and these are people we trust??!! :shock:
Oh and in edit.. you live in my area!
Note: Monday morning.. change GP to another area... :notes: bolt
Don't worry about it....this one has been retired quite a few years now.....but can't guarantee they all don't do it behind closed doors!! lol
As much as I didn't want to - I forced myself to send my children to nursery (I am a softie with them) - I am only part time so I send my little boy there part time too so I can also spend time with him - which I think is a good mix. Being a teacher in the past I do believe it is good for them to develop their social skills and the basics of working and playing with other children as well as them learning discipline.
It worked really well for my daughter as she mixed in very well when she started school. My son is still at nursery but I can see the benefits already.
I used to work for a gp who used to urinate in his sink and used to boast about it and the fact he never washed his hands following this and following procedures...... a quick kick up the backside from the authorities got him behaving more appropriately from there on.
Quote by Freckledbird
Sorted then - you'll carry on reading and getting all offended.
I'll be rotflmao and seeing the funny side of the thread. Everyone happy - and now I'm off for a shag smile

Enjoy...........
Quote by Freckledbird

But hey, you want to moan about them, feel free. They won't lose any sleep, I bet.

And that's the bit where I said you can do what you want.
Where's that getting at you?
Strange.....can't see the bit where you say I can do what I want!! I thought you decided what I should do! lol
Don't be bitter because you can't win this hun x
No Amber, I said feel free to moan about them - ie., do what you want.
rotflmao @ bitter!
well thanks for the go ahead...but I usually do what I want to anyway wink
Quote by Freckledbird

I don't usually get into these type of childish games but you have drawn me in to yours.....here is the example you were wanting - I think you will find it hard to disagree you were not getting at me!!

Nah, struck a chord because they've touched a nerve and they're only taking the piss.
Ah, this is where I was supporting the pisstakers.
But hey, you want to moan about them, feel free. They won't lose any sleep, I bet.

And that's the bit where I said you can do what you want.
Where's that getting at you?
Strange.....can't see the bit where you say I can do what I want!! I thought you decided what I should do! lol
Don't be bitter because you can't win this hun x
Quote by Freckledbird

You need to show a little respect to people.....you are so sad getting at people all the time - have you nothing better to do!?
lol

I wasn't actually getting at anyone, if you read what I said - just pointing out that they are taking the Ypiss and that if it offends you, you don't have to read it.
Oh, forgot these:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Because laughter is positive!
You are backtracking a little as you know you are being nasty now..... You were getting at me...... but I won't take it to heart as I know you are like that with most people! wink
Find me the bit where I was getting at you? dunno
I don't usually get into these type of childish games but you have drawn me in to yours.....here is the example you were wanting - I think you will find it hard to disagree you were not getting at me!!
Nah, struck a chord because they've touched a nerve and they're only taking the piss.
But hey, you want to moan about them, feel free. They won't lose any sleep, I bet.
Quote by Freckledbird

You need to show a little respect to people.....you are so sad getting at people all the time - have you nothing better to do!?
lol

I wasn't actually getting at anyone, if you read what I said - just pointing out that they are taking the Ypiss and that if it offends you, you don't have to read it.
Oh, forgot these:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Because laughter is positive!
You are backtracking a little as you know you are being nasty now..... You were getting at me...... but I won't take it to heart as I know you are like that with most people! wink