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Amber
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
UK

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Quote by Colts23
Jaws
Yes I know, not really a blood and gore film, but even now, I hesitate when paddling in the sea. As soon as I dip my little pinkie in the water that music starts in my head
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Oh that bugs me :lol2: Mainly cos my brain waits until I'm out of my depth and happily snorkelling about then.....
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Ends up a complete waste of time, cos just snorkelling around in tight circles making sure a shark isn't behind me rolleyes Either that or I'm practically running on water, in me flippers, trying to get back to shore :roll:
When I was young, a friend and myself watched it and the day after went swimming.....
of course, as were doing lengths in the pool, it comes up in the conversation,,,,edgy looks to the darkened shadowed areas of the pool etc........carry on........................and a swimmer who had his head down touched my mates foot by accident lol
He must of gone at least a foot out of the water and grabbed the attention of everyone inside an olympic swimming pool complex :lol:
I almost drowned laughing :shock:
OMG......I am absolutely terrified of sharks....and I think mainly because of the Jaws films and any other shark films that have been around, like Deep Blue Sea and Open Water...... there was one spotted in the North Sea not long ago.......no more paddling for me now!! confused
Hi there!! Welcome to the site, hope you have loads of fun babes.....
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Quote by Deviated Prevert
I absolutely love horror films - a huge fan, and I have never been particularly scared of any in the past...but for some reason The Grudge scared me to death and a long time after watching it at the pictures I could imagine the scary girl in the film climbing my stairs! :shock:
I watched a few minutes of it when it came on the TV last week, but couldn't watch the whole thing. Don't ask me why that one was the scariest I have seen.......it just affected me in some way. confused Spooky!

I've not heard of The Grudge before, is it this one you're referring to?
I've also thought of a couple that should never have been left off my list of favourites: Dust Devil and Demon Knight .
Yes thats the one.......you should watch it and see....its creepy stuff hun!! (as is the japanese version too!)
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Lovely post....many thanks and love to those who gave their lives to save ours!
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I absolutely love horror films - a huge fan, and I have never been particularly scared of any in the past...but for some reason The Grudge scared me to death and a long time after watching it at the pictures I could imagine the scary girl in the film climbing my stairs! :shock:
I watched a few minutes of it when it came on the TV last week, but couldn't watch the whole thing. Don't ask me why that one was the scariest I have seen.......it just affected me in some way. confused Spooky!
Quote by Happy Cats
Depends on the nature of the problem, but i would suggest Ralgex

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Hi Peter
Hope you enjoy the forums as much as the ads hun.....very nice post. Keep it up!! wink :wink:
Hope you feel better soon Helen, it sounds very painful - hope you are not in too much discomfort.
Best wishes.
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Damn........it must have escaped from my cauldron....... confused
Please ask Postie if he will deliver it on his next round..... Thank you!
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Welcome to the site, hope you have lots of fun and frolics....... wink
Quote by steff35
How about Hob Nobs Amber?
Choccy ones of course

lol......cheapskate!!.......
You can get me them encrusted with diamonds hun! wink :wink: :wink:
Quote by postie
He seems pretty sober to me at the moment wink :twisted:
Fee
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I think moment is the best word so far,,,, am descending into psised quite rapidly... since i hit the red vino.... and it's only ...
(mwah @ LFB ...cos she knows why!)
Thought he was in the pub.........is he so sad he took his laptop in with him??!?!! rolleyes
I don't get a laptop until next week !!! (so i can log on from work :shock: ) FYI , Edith (aka - Amber) I was in the pub all afternoon... and then i came home, much against my will... but every other fucker wanted to go home.... bastardfs...
And now i am here... drinking... Ginger wine! (the red vino run out...)
Ok Bertie........don't get your thong in a twist!!........(perhaps no one likes you hun!) lol
You can never go wrong with diamonds or nice perfume for me.
However, I don't ask for much......even a bunch of flowers makes me smile!
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Although I did find my first meet from the ads section (his reply to my ad!) and it was a good meet, I now stick to the forums. Its easier to get to know a little about people on here first before you meet them and in some way makes you feel a bit safer.
Therefore forums from now on!
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Tomorrow I am off to look for some new sofas and flooring, later watching a bonfire display with the kiddies (no doubt in the pouring rain as usual!)
Sunday I am out for a meal and drinkies with friends in the afternoon so will be totally tiddly the rest of the day!
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Quote by PrincessSwallows
sad :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Christmas isnt just about pressies!
Didnt mean to depress anyone about christmas! My hubby is away for the 3rd Xmas running, Ill be alone with my baby son and Im still in good spirits!
Sorry for upsetting anyone!
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awww princess........I'm with you on this one. I love Christmas too and my family and I always have loads of fun with all the extra get togethers and festive spirit.
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Congratulations Postie.......wasn't it only a few weeks ago you were celebrating your 1000th post?!! confused :shock: God can you talk!!!! wink
Quote by postie
He seems pretty sober to me at the moment wink :twisted:
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I think moment is the best word so far,,,, am descending into psised quite rapidly... since i hit the red vino.... and it's only ...
(mwah @ LFB ...cos she knows why!)
Thought he was in the pub.........is he so sad he took his laptop in with him??!?!! rolleyes
Quote by steff35
Thought i was on it already babes ;)

Blocked that is hun!!
and there will be more of this..........
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Quote by steff35
Yup....seen it before, very funny tho............
Im shocked at amber doing that, disgraceful behaviour! :shock:

Watch it you or you will be next!! wink :wink:
very funny......have done that before I must admit!........ confused
I'm really into:
Lost - its fab
Afterlife - sad its finished now
Looking for a mobile phone and laptop - getting obsessive now trying to decide on them!
Swinging Heaven - spend far too much time on here!
Sleep - love my bed and love my sleep
buying sexy underwear......I have an addiction!
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
Sarge drives up in the hope that he hasn't missed the fun!!!

Fun!!! what fun? we have been having an awful time, haven't we NN? Having to shag Postie.......what joy is there in that??
yeah he told us it was 10" so we forced ourselves and turns out he only went bloody metric and forgot to tell us rolleyes
i demand a refund mad

What?!?! ........he made you pay?? Was it a penny a cm?
I would demand your money back too, if I was you hun!! wink
Quote by jezzay
Newcastle United.
Jezzay

Your not at all greedy then!! wink lol
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge drives up in the hope that he hasn't missed the fun!!!

Fun!!! what fun? we have been having an awful time, haven't we NN? Having to shag Postie.......what joy is there in that??
Quote by steff35
Looks round for his cat o 9 tails to administer necessary punishment to amber ;)

Amber feels the deafening silence in the room and thinks they should take this to a more suitable room.......
Postie must have passed out after all the fun he has had...........he has dissapeared!! confused
Quote by Ice Pie
Cease this mindless violence immediately!
Or I will have to punish. :twisted: smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

Looks at Ice Pie's whip and feels all quivery...........(in for a good night methinks!!)
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Quote by steff35
Pulls amber aside and gives her arse a good slap....................
was well deserved from earlier posts!

now finished with Postie and too afraid to take Sleazy on..........Amber moves over to Steff for her spank...........(of course I am not enjoying it at all!!!) :grin:
Quote by sleazy
While everyone is fighting and chasing Dewi for dildos..............Amber slides over to Postie (slippy floor with all that jelly!!) and invites him to sample the delights of the Amber one! (NO CRABSTICKS ALLOWED Postie.......bad boy!!)

dives back into the melee and offers himself as a poor standin for postie should the situation need it
Welcome anytime Sleazy......but remember you have to live up to Postie's HUGEly desireable.....erm.......personality! (or is that his willy!??!?)
dunno
Sorry hun but not gunna happen then
5" is all i have to offer.......
Some like it that wide others don't but i ain't changing it for no one :P
Lucky NN!!
Quote by sleazy
While everyone is fighting and chasing Dewi for dildos..............Amber slides over to Postie (slippy floor with all that jelly!!) and invites him to sample the delights of the Amber one! (NO CRABSTICKS ALLOWED Postie.......bad boy!!)

dives back into the melee and offers himself as a poor standin for postie should the situation need it
Welcome anytime Sleazy......but remember you have to live up to Postie's HUGEly desireable.....erm.......personality! (or is that his willy!??!?)
dunno