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Amber
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
UK

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While everyone is fighting and chasing Dewi for dildos..............Amber slides over to Postie (slippy floor with all that jelly!!) and invites him to sample the delights of the Amber one! (NO CRABSTICKS ALLOWED Postie.......bad boy!!)
Quote by postie
Amber realises that whilst watching the girlies play........Postie's tiny willy has grown by 10 inches and forms an orderly queue for a shag!

Oh Edith..... go on then.... seeing as it's you... :inlove:
why thank you Bertie!
Amber realises that whilst watching the girlies play........Postie's tiny willy has grown by 10 inches and forms an orderly queue for a shag!
Quote by Fallen Angel
Amber looks after NN after she falls violently sick from shagging postie.......
....but secretly does the same when NN isn't looking to see if the rumours about his tiny willy are true!! wink

Shut it.... EDITH .... lol ( and it aint tiny... it's just it didn't touch the sides :lol: )
Hold Postie still while I have a look
Amber holds Postie down again (thinks he likes this too much!!) so Fallen Angel can have a quick look and prod and waits for her assessment.......
Amber looks after NN after she falls violently sick from shagging postie.......
....but secretly does the same when NN isn't looking to see if the rumours about his tiny willy are true!! wink
Quote by postie
Amber jumps on Postie, sits astride him while the other girlies force him to lick jelly from their boobies.......... wink

throws crabsticks at Amber.... rotflmao ( you know you want them really...)
Amber wonders what she could do with the crabsticks other than eat them..... :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by maz
Most of these sweets and chocolate bars can be bought from:

They're quite expensive but I ordered some for a sweetie lovers birthday once and they delivered really quickly all wrapped in the little paper bags you used to get them in from the sweetie shop biggrin
maz xxx

They don't sell my frys Five centres though......... sad :( :(
Quote by Fallen Angel
What about Cabana bars?
They were like Bounty bars, but they had cherries in them and a layer of caramel under the chocolate
I used to buy them for 10p from the school tuck shop

oooo I used to love them....well what you have described (couldn't remember the name at all!) wink
Amber jumps on Postie, sits astride him while the other girlies force him to lick jelly from their boobies.......... wink
Quote by steff35
Amber....... thats just cheeky! you'll get it for that comment ;)
As for 5 centres, i remember them too, very nice as well, althought the frys mint cream bar was my fave smile

Ahhh......promises Steff!! wink
Tooti Fruities.......loved them (especially the pink ones)
Mint cake sweets (little individual ones - not the bars)
The candy sweets that looked like cigarettes
yum
Does anyone remember Fry's five centres........used to love them but they haven't been around for many years - they can bring them back please!
Can't remember Texan bars - obviously I'm too young..... innocent
Hi Sean, welcome back. What goodies have you brought us all back??? ..............you have, haven't you??! wink
Welcome to the site hun ......"Do I make you horny baby.....do I, do I??"
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Good luck hun.......I am sending positive vibes your way!!
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Welcome Andy, hope you enjoy the site......its lots of fun.
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I have the ball now and am gonna keep it!!.........
nah........passing it on!!!
Interviews are bloody hard these days.......I interview people sometimes myself and the questions I have to ask people are ridiculous......even for the lower paid jobs!
I once had to ask a would be receptionist to role play what she would do in case of a gun toting lunatic arriving at the desk......and this was in the NHS (I know NHS services are bad, but WTF!!)
Anyway, well done for getting the job!
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Oh, and I may have a kayak on my roof-rack, so if you are in a city, I'll need somewhere to store a 10foot long canoe type thing. (garden, hallway/garage)

Kayaking in Scotland at the end of November? You're a braver man than I. We were sailing on the Caledonian Canal at the beginning of August and that got a bit chilly, so I dread to think what it's like in the winter.
Nah, once you have on your wetsuit and stuff it's not so bad. I'm out on the North sea on thursday.... unless the surf is massive. Will be hoping to go out on xmas day too.... have a bit of a bob about for a while. ( it's the only thing i have planned for xmas)
awwww.......I'm having feelings of sympathy.......I'll have to try and snap myself out of it quick or I'll be inviting YOU for crabsticks!!! wink
Don't you go snapping out of anything just yet Amber ( or is it Edith? lol )
Though crabsticks at xmas may be a bit odd, I could cope.... and Newcastle is on the way to Scotland.. isn't it??? Hmmmmmm..... I have a plan forming here.....
lol..........have you been talking to my Fluffikins (that bad, bad happy cats!) :wink:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
The Minogue Sisters :thumbup:
or, as i'm feeling particually filthy this week, book me a ticket to LA-i'm off to find the Olsen Twins :twisted:

wow.....yes pleeeeeeeeeease wink
shall i make that 2 tickets to LA then? :rascal:
What happened to them!!???.........my daughter still watches them on Sky and they are about 8 years old!!.......Timewarp!
:shock:
Hi hun and welcome to the site, hope you have loads of fun.....
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secret commands
]/nick <newnick> = change nick into something new

hmmm that's a bit worrying! what if someone tries to impersonate someone else then? say Mark pretends to be AWOL (why would he but hey humour me yeah?)
does that hapen? does that worry anyone? am I paranoid? confused
when you enter the room for the first time you have to register a nick name. this nick name is then tied to a password, and only you and anyone with access to that password can use it.
if you type "/nick jonathan" you will be asked for my Password, and if you dont enter it, your nickname will be changed to "guest****"
Hi, so where do you type this command..........is it in the message bar IN the chatroom or before you go in the chatroom. This part confuses me!!.......doesn't take much!!
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You would type it in the message bar Amber smile
Lets say you registered as BiWelshMinx...lol, then once in chat you wanted to add your ad number to name, you would type /nick BiWelshMinx100742 in the message bar :)
It would show in the chat room that you had changed your nickname and the new one would be the one you are known as.
Minx x x
Thanks for that Minx.....I think I might just pop in there tonight and give it a go....for five minutes at least until I give up! lol
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Quote by Jonathan
secret commands
]/nick <newnick> = change nick into something new

hmmm that's a bit worrying! what if someone tries to impersonate someone else then? say Mark pretends to be AWOL (why would he but hey humour me yeah?)
does that hapen? does that worry anyone? am I paranoid? confused
when you enter the room for the first time you have to register a nick name. this nick name is then tied to a password, and only you and anyone with access to that password can use it.
if you type "/nick jonathan" you will be asked for my Password, and if you dont enter it, your nickname will be changed to "guest****"
Hi, so where do you type this command..........is it in the message bar IN the chatroom or before you go in the chatroom. This part confuses me!!.......doesn't take much!!
:?
Quote by SXBOY
do you think its time the sale of fireworks other than to licenced displays should be outlawed ?
every year :
animals are injured either accidentally or diliberately
children get burned and or disfigured
all animals get scared silly by the noise
property and vehicles get damaged
is it really neccesary ?

I don't like fireworks for all the above reasons......as I recently stated in a similar thread not long ago. They should be banned from sale to anyone other than organised fire displays.
I had one shot at me once when out with friends and it missed me narrowly and it has frightened me off them ever since. Also I think sparklers are really dangerous and the thought of giving them to kids........its ridiculous!
BAN BAN BAN
Quote by dambuster
An open question.
Are all authors of all the "hang 'em" posts including the thread author absolutely sure that they have not played, groped, fondled or encouraged a MWPK ???????????

Well said.....there are some fibbers out there somewhere!!
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Quote by postie
Oh, and I may have a kayak on my roof-rack, so if you are in a city, I'll need somewhere to store a 10foot long canoe type thing. (garden, hallway/garage)

Kayaking in Scotland at the end of November? You're a braver man than I. We were sailing on the Caledonian Canal at the beginning of August and that got a bit chilly, so I dread to think what it's like in the winter.
Nah, once you have on your wetsuit and stuff it's not so bad. I'm out on the North sea on thursday.... unless the surf is massive. Will be hoping to go out on xmas day too.... have a bit of a bob about for a while. ( it's the only thing i have planned for xmas)
awwww.......I'm having feelings of sympathy.......I'll have to try and snap myself out of it quick or I'll be inviting YOU for crabsticks!!! wink
Quote by Alexandra
Fabio
I am not going to voice my opinion on the rights or wrongs.
Everyones circumstances are different - one should not sit in judgement.
You have no idea what their home life is like or why they decide to embark on this path.
You choose who you want to swing with - that is your life and your preroggative.
Likewise, anyone who wants to play away from home - their life, their decision. I am certain many do not take the decision lightly.
However this subject HAS been done to death!
It is always immotive as you well know - and ends up with a verbal bashing of many of the members on here - most who don't warrant it.

My thoughts exactly on this one. Who are we to judge; what do we know about their family lives!?. Just leave people to their own devices, its their life and their problem. If it is of great concern to you, don't swing with them.
I don't know you either but had to say how sad I am to hear about this. Your poor fella.....he was only trying to help out - shows you that you cannot do the right thing these days.
I hope he feels better soon.
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