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Amber
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
UK

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Quote by postie
There are a few lovely guys on here (judging by their avatars/posts or pms) that I would like to swing with (including Postie of course!!) but I am too embarassed to mention their names and too diplomatic NOT to mention others names!

:therethere: you have it bad with postie never mind you will get over it rotflmao
My crab-sticks are irrestistable.... you can't blame the lass...
Yes.......blame me, I must be seriously demented!!! confused
Quote by Rollo Tomassi
I need a Moderator, and I need a Moderator right NOW!!!
Dear Mod:
Everytime one of these splendid women puts my name in their shag list, some bastard with high privileges sneaks in and removes it.
I want them found and kicked off the board!!

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Awwww..........you know you are on my list hun!! wink
There are a few lovely guys on here (judging by their avatars/posts or pms) that I would like to swing with (including Postie of course!!) wink but I am too embarassed to mention their names and too diplomatic NOT to mention others names!
Quote by goodtimez
Sorry but Xmas is cancelled there will be no Pressies delivered this year!!
lol :lol: :lol:
Mr goodtimez

Bah Humbug to you!!........I love Christmas! :twisted:
well come on then Adey post something we can get our teeth into........ wink
for me it would have to be David Boreanaz, Prince and Lenny Kravitz (I'm having a foursome by the way! :twisted: )
Yes I used to enjoy that when it was on TV, but didn't get to see the whole series or 2 series, might have to buy the DVDs if they are available now.
I remember there was a lot of fuss about it when it was on and that made it more popular....we all used to talk about it at work (sad lives!)
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Two things about me...
Literally bumped into Robbie Williams as he was jumping off his tour bus on the day of one of his concerts and he apologised, gave me a squeeze and offered me an autograph (turned it down politely....not a fan!)
I used to play the saxophone......probably still could if I still had one!
Congratulations Sean........will buy you a drink next time I see you.
kiss :kiss: :kiss:
I love black, I suit it and think of it as a sexy colour......especially teamed with deep red.
It takes me back to my goth days!
Also love black on guys too......it can make them look very mysterious and sexy.
Hi there and welcome from a fellow Geordie....hope you have fun using the site!
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Hello Amber from another Amber! :shock:
Hope you enjoy yourself hun
wink
I have a few quirks, some of which are:
I have to eat my food with my knife and fork the wrong way around
I cannot swallow liquids straight away, I have to hold it in my mouth for a few seconds before I can swallow it.
When going to sleep I have to have my ears completely covered over by my hair! lol
Strange I know!! confused
Quote by davej
i know this is a very strange thing to need to find, but does anyone have any idea where i could find a pair of black cat ears to complete my halloween outfit? have the hotpants, corset and fishnets already, but need some ears to complete it.

nip over to the newbie thread by jake and ask amber, her cats just been run over and wont be neeeding it's ears any more
preying on my beloved cat when I am still in bereavement........
make your mind up it says under your avatar that your in tyne and wear :shock:
Thats just the county................bereavement is the town!! but soon moving to tropical climbs so if you fancy some pineapples just say the word!! lol
The pictures display and animate in windows media player but not on the forums when I transfer them from imageshack!
thanks for helping
Quote by davej
i know this is a very strange thing to need to find, but does anyone have any idea where i could find a pair of black cat ears to complete my halloween outfit? have the hotpants, corset and fishnets already, but need some ears to complete it.

nip over to the newbie thread by jake and ask amber, her cats just been run over and wont be neeeding it's ears any more
preying on my beloved cat when I am still in bereavement........
Quote by Jake1982
SORRY AMBER CAN U FIND IT IN YOUR HEART TO FORGIVE ME worship

sorry I can't..............leave it a little while and maybe time will heal!!
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How do I get my gif pictures to move when I have uploaded them.
I have done the above and the ones that moved before I copied them don't move anymore after following the instructions.........what am I doing wrong???
expert advice needed thanks
Quote by Jake1982
I had a fish called Amber but i flushed it down the loo :P

Thats just mean!!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko

redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere: kiss :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
Quote by missbunny
how do i make the picture into an avater though? i'm really confused!

Right click on the one you like and save the picture onto your computer. Then resize it to the required size (it tells you what this is in your profile) then upload it onto here via your profile.
If anyone has any easier to follow instructions....I have even confused myself here!! confused
Quote by cheekychimp
HELLO Does evry one find it as hard as me to make a connection and organise a meet , Ive bin on chatroom but no one talks to me :cry: , i think i must be doing sumthing wrong can anyone give me any tips , i wud very much appretiate it THANK YOU
JAKE :twisted:

Welcome Jake (love that name - wanted it for a son but had 2 daughters instead..!)
Enjoy all that SH allows.....and that's a great deal..!!!!
CheekyChimp..... cool
My cat was called Jake, but he got run over!! :cry:
pointless post I know! sorry!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
.I certainly try and get involved but you tend to get ignored a lot of the time

Who said that?? :shock: :shock: confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: wink
Quote by Jake1982
HELLO Does evry one find it as hard as me to make a connection and organise a meet , Ive bin on chatroom but no one talks to me :cry: , i think i must be doing sumthing wrong can anyone give me any tips , i wud very much appretiate it THANK YOU
JAKE :twisted:

Hi there!
I don't find it hard to make connections or organise meets but the chatroom is a complete nightmare to get involved in for me! Don't think we are doing anything wrong though.....I certainly try and get involved but you tend to get ignored a lot of the time as everyone seems to know each other.
Try and get involved on the forums where its slower paced and easier to get noticed.
Good luck
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hmm...........it moved when I downloaded it......but not moving now, must be doing something wrong!!
sad
some people are so fussy!!........just change your name!
or try this one........
Quote by postie
18,20,22,30,32,39,,,03 :cry:

Not a single number?? I've been swizzed... bloody hopeless you lot... I ask you to pick me 6 winning numbers, and what do I get.... bugger all... mad
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I was really looking forward to buying everyone drinks for the whole night at the next 20 munches too....
Shame.......I was going to give you those numbers but changed my mind at the last minute!
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