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Amber
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
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Quote by McCloggie
But your little picture shows how great they really are!
(McC MUST learn how to do this)
I still reckon that the boys on here love fireworks and want to be in charge of a big display (pardon any pun) and that you are simply trying to stop all the men having any fun where you are not needed or involved.
Maybe you should consider how horny a guy gets after he has set off a couple of roman candles and wonders where to explode his rocket? ..........oh is that right??? well in that case.......... to all those guys with rockets!!
McC
Quote by McCloggie
Oh dear oh dear oh dear Amber! Now you have started me off
Fireworks are great - look at the professional displays that are put on all over the world for major occasions (Lord Mayors Show in London, Olympic games, Edinburgh Festival, Hogmany etc.)
Now while I agree that stroppy teenagers should be stopped from abusing fireworks I can not argue against big displays or even against Guy Fawkes night.
You are trying to stop big boys having their toys FFS
McC
erm.............nope you still haven't convinced me!!!
BAN THEM ALL!!
Quote by johneboy
.......my dad lives there!!! (not sure he would be your type though!) plus he doesn't swing and is not very friendly!........
If you want his number PM me!!
Amber, your Dad and M2PU, any chance they're one in the same, the description is perfect :grin:
.........well thats not for me to say..........I promised not to tell!!!.........
Quote by Vix
BELLY WANK INSTRUCTIONS
1- Get hold of a large, floppy, belly*. One hand either side.
2- Push your hands together, creating a cottage loaf effect.
3- Get hold of the nearest erect penis*. (You will need a third hand for this bit.)
4- Insert the penis into any available fold of the belly.
5- Agitate.
*Belly and/or penis may be your own, or someone elses.
hmm.........can't see the appeal myself!!
It sounds to me like she isn't ready for this if she is scared as you put it. However perhaps a club wasn't the best thing to try first off.
Maybe once you get yourselves known on the forums attending a munch and getting to know the people on the site may relax her a bit and she could make contacts that way. Or even when placing an ad, having an informal drink first with the other person with no definate plans for sex might be an idea. If it feels natural then you could go ahead with it.
Best of luck but I think you need to discuss it a lot more first.
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Maybe once you get yourselves known on the forums attending a munch and getting to know the people on the site may relax her a bit and she could make contacts that way. Or even when placing an ad, having an informal drink first with the other person with no definate plans for sex might be an idea. If it feels natural then you could go ahead with it.
Best of luck but I think you need to discuss it a lot more first.
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Quote by Vix
Look, I know it does not sound attractive, but when you have a big flabby belly, like I do, you do these things.
I know men who have used their own beer belly for a self-service, but I have recently discovered that my tum is quite useful for a jack-off. Kinda in the same way that one's boobs are. And I like it.
Anyone else do this/get it done to them?
If it turns out to be just us, then it wasn't me that said this, ok?
I would be Interested to know how that works exactly??! I just can't picture it at all!!.......:undecided:
Quote by welshBIcouple
hi,
ive always thought that id never be interested in water sports but now im thinking i would like to try it.
Deffinatley no pooing but weeing i think i might like.
Can anyone who has tried it tell me what it is like please.
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.......not on purpose I haven't!....
But you have accidentally, hmmmm tell us more - come on fem told us about dropping her phone down the loo, so least you can do is tell us your story Nigel
ah.....some things are sacred and can only be relieved (oops......I mean revealed) when I have had many many drinks!!
Quote by HornyRed
oohh Are you a real fireman???
And you are local :twisted:
What I need is a fire engine and several hunky male fireman, girls where are you I've found what we need :twisted: :twisted:
Hi and welcome to the site, have fun
Hello Mr fireman
.........I think you have pulled already!!! Quote by Ice Pie
It's badge time again!
Barring cock-ups by yours truly (which have been known to occur) if you're a forum member and your name is on the guest list, you'll automatically get a free badge with your posting name and avatar on it so most of you don't need to reply to this.
If you don't have an avatar, you'll get a badge with your name and a tasteful generic avatar.
If it's your birthday and you tell me, you'll get a gold plated one with letters made out of real gemstones. (OK, that's not quite true, but you will get a gold coloured one with other stuff on it)
If you or your partner are not forum members, or you don't want your posting name on your badge, send me a PM here or a memo in the chatroom (/ms send Ice_Pie ) telling me exactly what name(s) you want.
If you don't want your avatar on your badge, you can either send me a link to a pic you would like or have the generic one. Again, let me know by forum PM or IRC memo.
Couples posting on a single ID, please let me know by PM or memo exactly what names you want.
For the undecided and those who think they don't want one now but change their mind when they see everyone else's
Please don't answer in this thread as I'll probably miss it and then you won't get what you want and I'll feel all guilty. ;)
There, I think that about covers it.
Ice
**Oh yes, nearly forgot - if you have changed your avatar since Notts, tell me or you'll probably end up with the old one.**
Awwww I won't get one of your well renowned badges now!!
Quote by EagerSlut
What!!!!! you can edit them before they are read!!!.........wish I had known that pior to a few I have sent in the past!!:doh:
Just have a look in your outbox. If the PM's still there you can edit it 'cos it hasn't been opened yet!
Yes apparently.........the things you learn, often too late!!! :dry:
