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Ok Have to admit mine is spiders too, but then I think I have good reason after geting one trapped in my EAR!! :shock:
This was years ago whilst still a teeenager living at home and had been downstairs to the cellar. As I came back up I felt something against the side of my head and brushed it away only then to be deafend by the noise that can only be described as the same sound when you pour milk on Rice Crispies, but much much louder!!
So there I was standing in the kitchen screaming like a demented I don't know what, bent over head between my knees screaming when my Mother comes in to find out what was the matter. Between my screams I managed to tell her that there was a "Huge F*****g spider in my ear and to help me!!"
So on the phone to the GP's surgey. The said to get some cooking oil on a spoon and heat it in the steam of a boiling kettle then to pour this into my ear. The heat of the oil would kill the spider and because of the oil the spider would float to the top and out............Yeah............or so we thought!!
So what seemed like an eternity waiting for the kettle to boil, with me still running round the kitchen screaming and sobbing, Mother gets the oil eventually heated in the steam & I bend over the sink and in goes the oil...........then...................................silence.................nothing.............but silence!!!!
Yeah, great the heat had killed it, but the thing was still there.
So there I was, with what was now a DEAD spider in my ear
Back on the phone to the GP and they told me to go and see then straight away. So in the car we went, me still sobbing know this was dead inside my ear. Arrived at the surgery and went straight throught to see the nursefor her to have my ear syringed to have this dead spider removed, and trust me it was HUGE. It caused a lot of fuss in the waiting room and everyone crowded round to see it.
All this must have taken about an hour.............from the time it went in to the time it was removed and since then for some reason I have this real fear of spiders.........Don't know why!!! LOL

M xx

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Its you, I only took out the gun and added the dildo + its shadow. I could do the eyes (tinge of pink off the dildo) + tidy up the wall and other bits but this was a quick rush job to cheer up Ms Amber

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Yeah, it's safe to say the man's a monster.. Look what he does with them after they've outgrown their usefulness!

A monster I tell you, a damned monster..

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Yeah, it's safe to say the man's a monster.. Look what he does with them after they've outgrown their usefulness!

A monster I tell you, a damned monster..

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Nice honest post - keep it up!