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Amber
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
UK

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Quote by Dino.
After the world had been around a while, God looked down from the heavens and decided that Great Britain could do with a bit of a spring clean. He reached down with his huge hand and grabbed hold of it (around Scotland), held it high and shook it for all his all the strong hardy types hung on, and all the shite n crap fell South to the bottom. lol lol lol .
Hence, Northerners, being stronger, can party harder, play harder and go on having fun for longer ! wink wink :thumbup:
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Dino. wink

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Hi there from a fellow Geordie.......hope you find your bi fem in this sea of swingers!
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go on then Postie........I tried to resist but am just going to have to know now.........
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I can't help but feel angry and upset when I think of this and other hate crimes and it seems a real shame that these things have to happen before many people become aware of the normality of racism...
Though you are right it does show how many caring people are out there and hopefully (and I am sure it is the case) there are a lot more than there are haters!
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Quote by deancannock
park up and turn lights off...and wait there with all the other guys....then after a couple of hours of nothing..turn lights on....start engine and go home !!! Well thats what i do !!
If lucky might even see a little rabbit jumping around..and from time to time if really lucky the odd deer comes and has a laugh at you !!

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Hi and welcome to the SH forums.......you have attended a non munch already!.x :sad: .......thats more than I can say I've done!!!!
Enjoy
Quote by postie
Welcome to the site hun..........rules say that you have to share your red wine with everyone on here!!
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Damn... i thought you had said Red-heads !!!
off to calm down ......
Control those bad thoughts!!!..........what do you think this is..........a swingers site????
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Welcome to the site hun..........rules say that you have to share your red wine with everyone on here!!
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Hi there
Have to agree with everyone that it is very short and doesn't say much about you. Its definately a flick onto the next one type ad!
Mostly though I agree with the comment below!! wink
Quote by duncanlondon
Forget the y fronts.
Hi and welcome to the site.
Hope everything works out for you but make sure you know what you are getting into......I for one know it doesn't always work out the way you want it to...so please at least be sure!
Anyway......hope you have a happily ever after!
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Hi and welcome to the forums. Heres hoping you get what you are looking for hun!
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I am from the North and yes we do have good fun up here.......but saying that one of the horniest, sexiest, most fun guys I know is a Southerner.......although he is moving up here soon so maybe that is saying something!
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I'm not a have sex to music type of person........prefer to hear the real sounds that we make ourselves!
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Well done postie on your 1000 posts..........however I think you should still have to answer the remaining questions!! wink
Ok another personal one postie...............What is your ultimate fantasy??
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Redhead here!.......possibly wanting to apply depending on the consequences! confused confused confused
How long have you been swinging and what has been your favourite experience????
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Welcome blokie, hope you have a fab time joining in on the forums and get what you are looking for hun!!
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Welcome back, sorry to hear you have had such an awful time lately, hope things improve soon for you.
Take care
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Quote by johneboy
Hello wave welcome to the asylum :silly:
Ms Amber
Just one question from naive me............what is spitroasting???

Ms Amber, tut tut smackbottom well you know a spit roasted pig for example rotates over a fire with the spit going in its mouth at one end and out of its ass at the other...... well use your imagination wink
Oh!!!!..... confused sounds delightful........if not rather hot!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
lol
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Good for you for making an effort to organise something hun! Just because you are a newbie doesn't mean you can't do it. Have some faith in yourself!
NW events always seem to have a good uptake so I wish you the best with it!
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Sleeping wise I am definately a PM gal but when it comes to sex AM or PM will do depending on how I am feeling that day! AM and PM even!! smile
Quote by keen-to-learn
what a great thread id go back to the stone age no more of this driving around of a night trying to find a female. all i would have to do is walk out of my cave with a club .find a lass a quick blow to the head and drag her back to my cave. then when ive finished with her none of this cuddles and talk just throw her back out unless she wanted to cook me some mammoth4 breakfast

You see!!!!...........what did I tell you!??!?!
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Congratulations Wishmaster on getting to the end of your first SH year!
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Hi and welcome to the site, I am sure you will fit in nicely!
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:welcome: , hope you have fun joining in on the forums!
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Welcome to the site both of you........hope you have lots of fun and frolicking!
Just one question from naive me............what is spitroasting???
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