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Quote by postie
Hmmm.. c'mon Ms Amber... there must be some point in history that you'd love to see for real..
though you do have a point in zipping forwards... you could use it to cut out all the time between munches.. no post munch blues, no waiting for the next one to drag around...
! (until you want to go home..)

Oh thats not fair!!!.......I can honestly say I wouldn't want to go back in time.....women were often treat like slaves in the past and I would probably have been beaten by my caveman husband for speaking my mind! lol
In that case I guess I would go back a week or so and get the winning lottery numbers!
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Personally, I don't think I would want to go back in time....I am of the theory that the past is the past. Therefore I would rather use the time machine to look years into the future to see what was in store for future generations. I'd love to know what inventions they come up with next, what fantastic things we will be able to do or whether there is a future out there!
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I am also a fan of walking in the rain on a stormy summer night.......I find it very romantic kissing your partner while getting soaked to the skin.
Luckily for me you can't seem to avoid them up in the North!
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I dunno........I think I would find it hard to back out if things had already begun. If I realised this before anything happened that wouldn't be so hard to get out of!
I find it hard to brutally honest sometimes if it means it is going to upset the other person!
I speak my mind to a point, but not if it is going to be hurtful!.
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Dear Sgt Bilko
Chief Bottom Smacker smackbottom
Head Newbie Greeter :welcome:
I would like to official apply for either of the above. The first, Chief Bottom Smacker.......I can safely say I would be very good at having had lots of practice in that area and would find the role challenging and enjoyable. I can work as part of a team or on my own using my own initiative!! wink
With regards the post of Head Newbie Greeter.....I am a friendly person who enjoys to welcome newer newbies than myself with a few encouring words and if they are tasty the odd wink wink wink
I would be grateful if you would consider me for these positions or any other you may feel I could suitably fill!
Yours sincerely
Ms Amber
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I love most accents that are different to my own, particular foreign ones and also South Londoners, and Irish accents.
There are a couple I just can't stand to hear.....but I won't offend anyone by stating which they are!!
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Only took me a month to get in there!! confused confused and now I don't like it at all so don't bother.
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Hello there, you won't remain a SH virgin for long not now you have joined and get posting on those forums!!
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I'm sandwiched between:
Bifemhants and Mav+Sini.......but don't know any of them!!!
I have a good idea who I would like to be sandwiched between though...but that would be telling!!
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Hi and welcome from another geordie....hope you have lots of fun!
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Hello and welcome hun, hope you have a fab time joining in on the forums!
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Welcome to the SH house.......hope you enjoy yourself here and have loads of fun and frolicks!
Join in with the forums and get yourself known.
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I am quite liberal with my kisses........but thats the way i am in real life, an affectionate, touchy feely person and this carries on in my emails I guess!
Of course with the exception of the Pms I get saying "give me your MSN addy" or really rude ones that just Piss you off! They get sod all at the end of the PM! lol
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Clothed for me.........flirting with him and the anticipation of what he is like underneath those clothes. Sex while still partially clothed is also quite a turn on...never actually getting to see him naked.....just letting your mind work overtime!
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Well.......I just love living in Newcastle. It has loads of culture, architecture, a good blend of city and countryside, NUFC and of course most importantly fantastic shopping centres! lol
I am proud to live here and I don't think I could ever move away!
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Hi and welcome to the site, hope you have lots of fun!
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Hi Anne, welcome to the site, hope you enjoy getting a feel for the place. It really is a nice friendly environment and a good place to start!
Take care
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Welcome to the site hun, hope you have lots of fun and enjoy taking part in the forums.
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Hi and welcome to the heaven forums. Hope you enjoy and have lots of fun.
Take care!
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It has to be boxers, the nice tight jersey ones......briefs are a definate turn off for me!
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Mine is such an unbelieveable mess........
Family photos scattered around
Digital camera instructions
Many music cds
mobile phone
pens
paper
Nail varnish
Nail varnish remover
Cotton wool
Box of staples (although don't know why as haven't got a stapler!)
Nappy sacks
Mothercare card
Artists watercolour paints
Mr Cheerful book
MP3 player
Lipstick
Letter opener......good for reaching itches
PC instruction manual
Book of the human body
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Welcome Wolvie.........hope you enjoy the site and have lots of fun!
drinkies
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Welcome Sam. hope you have a fab time on the site.
Take care
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I would like to think I am a happy person these days......looking more on the bright side than the darkside of life like I used to.
Life is too short to be miserable all the time.......I know things can happen to make you miserable......believe me I have been there, but when you have a chance to be happy take it and enjoy it.
Happy Happy Me!!!
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Quote by Risenphoenix
Great first post hun........you will fit in nicely!
Hope you have lots of fun and frolicks
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Oh Ms Amber redface
I have fallen in love with your response :love: :love: :love: ..... it was looking at your avatar when I read "you will fit in nicely".......I just melted at that point redface not the sort of thing I usually do...far too macho for that....I just don't know what came over me kiss
Risenphoenix :inlove:
Awww.........what a sweety......I think you WILL fit in nicely!! wink :twisted:
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Hi
Having a drink too whilst chatting to a friend, then going to bed.....have a busy day tomorrow.
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