lol pepps....think the Turkish Alfie might *just* spoil the moment....can I run with your made up name?!
Nutter!
xxx
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AndyWolves
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
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Hi All,
Long shot at late notice....I've got to go to Swindon tomorrow for a meeting, but should be done by early afternoonish.
Wondered if anyone was about for a drink or more?
Long shot at late notice....I've got to go to Swindon tomorrow for a meeting, but should be done by early afternoonish.
Wondered if anyone was about for a drink or more?
Sexpert
to hell with the size 10 party - if thats what they want, let 'em "ave it"!
So that's three so far? Any more for any more.....or we're gonna get drunk on that bottle!
xx
So that's three so far? Any more for any more.....or we're gonna get drunk on that bottle!
xx
Sexpert
lol Fabio....
Are we talking Uptopia in West Mids/Staffs? I've never been as yet....would like to though!
Are we talking Uptopia in West Mids/Staffs? I've never been as yet....would like to though!
Sexpert
well, I'm definitely game to host such party at my place....
anyone else up for this?
anyone else up for this?
Sexpert
Saw this email the other day...
You take the name of your fave choccy bar, followed by the name of a fave pet..
Mine comes out as "Chunky Claude"
Anyone got anything better?!?!
You take the name of your fave choccy bar, followed by the name of a fave pet..
Mine comes out as "Chunky Claude"
Anyone got anything better?!?!
Sexpert
Yep....I've gotta agree - everyone I've spoken to on here has been exceptional, bar none.
Fankoo!!!
Fankoo!!!
Sexpert
Hi Angel!
You're in the West Mids!!! If you need an escort to a jelly-eating party (or maybe just fancy a beer sometime) gimme a shout?!
You're in the West Mids!!! If you need an escort to a jelly-eating party (or maybe just fancy a beer sometime) gimme a shout?!
Sexpert
Hmmm not sure where I stand on this fully...
I on one hand feel really annoyed at the sheer cost of trying to get anywhere by car. In some ways, I've been blinded to it all a bit over the last couple of years because I had a fuel card.
The car wet back the day I resigned, so I've been on hire cars since. I'm due in Swindon tomorrow, and have decided to get there by train instead.
The aggrevating bit is that it'd have taken about 45 mins door to door by car, and tomorrow if all goes to plan, it's looking like a little over two hours each way.
So there's my major issue - If the extra tax being paid was being invested on better mass transport systems, I wouldn't mind. In fact quite the opposite is happening - from my place in Wolves, to get anywhere quickly, I have to use the M6 toll road at a pop - a road built by private enterprise because the government can't afford it!
I can't help but feel sorry for those poor buggers that drive the tankers - they're just tring to earn a living like the rest of us. In fact, I don't really have too much of an issue with the oil companies.
ot sure what the answer is, but I'm pretty sure we're going to see a revolt of some kind pretty soon...
I on one hand feel really annoyed at the sheer cost of trying to get anywhere by car. In some ways, I've been blinded to it all a bit over the last couple of years because I had a fuel card.
The car wet back the day I resigned, so I've been on hire cars since. I'm due in Swindon tomorrow, and have decided to get there by train instead.
The aggrevating bit is that it'd have taken about 45 mins door to door by car, and tomorrow if all goes to plan, it's looking like a little over two hours each way.
So there's my major issue - If the extra tax being paid was being invested on better mass transport systems, I wouldn't mind. In fact quite the opposite is happening - from my place in Wolves, to get anywhere quickly, I have to use the M6 toll road at a pop - a road built by private enterprise because the government can't afford it!
I can't help but feel sorry for those poor buggers that drive the tankers - they're just tring to earn a living like the rest of us. In fact, I don't really have too much of an issue with the oil companies.
ot sure what the answer is, but I'm pretty sure we're going to see a revolt of some kind pretty soon...
Sexpert
Hi All,
Had a cracking day today - went karting at a track in Kent. Got soaked, but came home with a medal!
Occured to me while I was there that it might be a bit of a giggle to get a group together to have a go, maybe followed with some food and a couple of jars at a local hostelry.
Was thinking the xxxxxxxxxxxxxx circuit is a bit of a laugh, although with the weather changing it might well be for the best to go for an indoor venue
Would probably go for a Saturday afternoon so everyone can travel, stay over, travel back without too many work issues
I'm happy to do the organising, but really wanted a show of hands to see if there's any interest first - lemme know?
Cheers
Mod edit to remove names of streets!
Had a cracking day today - went karting at a track in Kent. Got soaked, but came home with a medal!
Occured to me while I was there that it might be a bit of a giggle to get a group together to have a go, maybe followed with some food and a couple of jars at a local hostelry.
Was thinking the xxxxxxxxxxxxxx circuit is a bit of a laugh, although with the weather changing it might well be for the best to go for an indoor venue
Would probably go for a Saturday afternoon so everyone can travel, stay over, travel back without too many work issues
I'm happy to do the organising, but really wanted a show of hands to see if there's any interest first - lemme know?
Cheers
Mod edit to remove names of streets!
Sexpert
Oh my God...so many to chose from!!! I spend half my life embarrasing myself by blurting out random tunes in the wrong places.
"I like the Way You Move" is suuuuuuperb right now, but I also can't stop playing (and laughing) at the new Goldie Looking Chain song... "Your Missus is a Nutter" Anybody heard it?!
Got some cracking lyrics....."Every time you have a drink, she has a double...your missus was lookin at my missus....blah blah"
I nearly crashed the first time I heard it - definitely brightens up the cack days!
"I like the Way You Move" is suuuuuuperb right now, but I also can't stop playing (and laughing) at the new Goldie Looking Chain song... "Your Missus is a Nutter" Anybody heard it?!
Got some cracking lyrics....."Every time you have a drink, she has a double...your missus was lookin at my missus....blah blah"
I nearly crashed the first time I heard it - definitely brightens up the cack days!
Sexpert
I guess give it a couple of days....if a fishy smell begins to appear, you'll have a pretty good idea.
Or expect a note along the lines of "Stuff your tank, your filters needed cleaning weeks ago....I'm off" ?!?!
Or expect a note along the lines of "Stuff your tank, your filters needed cleaning weeks ago....I'm off" ?!?!
Sexpert
Cleary not much else going on in the world worth worrying about...
The thing that would concern me is how many people that don't understand the scene will have read that, and decend upon those spots in the hope of a cheap thrill?
It's kind of advertised those areas, and I reckon could make them pretty unsafe for those that enjoy it and keep it low-key.
The thing that would concern me is how many people that don't understand the scene will have read that, and decend upon those spots in the hope of a cheap thrill?
It's kind of advertised those areas, and I reckon could make them pretty unsafe for those that enjoy it and keep it low-key.
Sexpert
Hey M2PU - well done!
Nice to know there's someone here for us 24/7!!!
Seriously, in the time I've been here, I don't think theres been a single thread that I've read that you hadn't already contributed to....that, and I STILL can't read your tagline without totally wetting myself laughing...
You win the "NIce One, Fella" award from me!
Nice to know there's someone here for us 24/7!!!
Seriously, in the time I've been here, I don't think theres been a single thread that I've read that you hadn't already contributed to....that, and I STILL can't read your tagline without totally wetting myself laughing...
You win the "NIce One, Fella" award from me!
Sexpert
awwwwww DD ?!! Hugs for you hun!!!
I'll make it a personal mission to go out and grab a cam in the next day or two - we'll talk!
I'll make it a personal mission to go out and grab a cam in the next day or two - we'll talk!
Sexpert
Chin up Debz!
Looks like there'll be me and a group of others to keep you company!!!
I'm in because I won't hang out with the Chavs...
Wish you'd said tis morning - I had to do a mercy dash up to Wolves to make sure my flat was still standing. Could've carried on up the M6 to keep you company.
Group hug for Debz {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{DEBZ}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
xx
Looks like there'll be me and a group of others to keep you company!!!
I'm in because I won't hang out with the Chavs...
Wish you'd said tis morning - I had to do a mercy dash up to Wolves to make sure my flat was still standing. Could've carried on up the M6 to keep you company.
Group hug for Debz {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{DEBZ}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
xx
Sexpert
Looks fine to me Red...if anything, the pics are a bit too small now when you click on them - shame cos they look like they could be very nice!
Reckon your face pic should go on though....you're very sexy!
Good luck with the ad
xx
Reckon your face pic should go on though....you're very sexy!
Good luck with the ad
xx
Sexpert
Thanks Guys - I really, really appreciate your thoughts on this!
Decided to drop them an email inviting an msn chat or phone call. I can understand where some of you are coming from, but I just couldn't feel comfortable with calling them off the cuff - It's probably being totally over cautious, but I'd rather miss out than risk something horrible happening.
I'll keep everyone posted with the outcome!!!
Thanks again folks - you're stars!
Decided to drop them an email inviting an msn chat or phone call. I can understand where some of you are coming from, but I just couldn't feel comfortable with calling them off the cuff - It's probably being totally over cautious, but I'd rather miss out than risk something horrible happening.
I'll keep everyone posted with the outcome!!!
Thanks again folks - you're stars!
Sexpert
Thanks DD - thats pretty much what I was thinking...
The vast majority of the people I've been talking to on here have been really laid back, non pushy and extra friendly - as have I tried to be.
This just really stood out as unusual - was worried it my be a set up or a scam.
The vast majority of the people I've been talking to on here have been really laid back, non pushy and extra friendly - as have I tried to be.
This just really stood out as unusual - was worried it my be a set up or a scam.
Sexpert
Hi All,
Just wanting to get another opinion on this...
I replied to a photo ad a few days ago for a couple near me. I did them the courtesy of explaining a bit about me, attached a photo what I was looking for etc etc - wasn't an essay, but enough to paint a picture, and I thought, maybe open up a conversation with a view to meeting at some stage.
The response came through last night as "what you doing tonight X needs a seeing to and I can't get there" followed by a second email consisting of "our mobile number is XXXXXX"
No conversation, nothing - just a full blown come on and a mobile number. The emails were poorly written (badly formatted and crap spelling - am I being too fussy?!) and were sent from an email address that was clearly
Personally, I think I'm having my plonker pulled - what do you reckon?
Just wanting to get another opinion on this...
I replied to a photo ad a few days ago for a couple near me. I did them the courtesy of explaining a bit about me, attached a photo what I was looking for etc etc - wasn't an essay, but enough to paint a picture, and I thought, maybe open up a conversation with a view to meeting at some stage.
The response came through last night as "what you doing tonight X needs a seeing to and I can't get there" followed by a second email consisting of "our mobile number is XXXXXX"
No conversation, nothing - just a full blown come on and a mobile number. The emails were poorly written (badly formatted and crap spelling - am I being too fussy?!) and were sent from an email address that was clearly
Personally, I think I'm having my plonker pulled - what do you reckon?
Sexpert
You realise that usually I bloody hate supermarkets, so I may actually do my err...annual shop!
Perhaps we could organise a trolley convoy/contraflow? Or I could break the list into nugget size pieces and distribute at the start - meet you all at the checkouts?!
Guess if we loaded a trolley with "nice stuff" and people were prepared to drive back to Wolves, we could have an after-shop party too? (You'll be kipping on the floor though!!)
Perhaps we could organise a trolley convoy/contraflow? Or I could break the list into nugget size pieces and distribute at the start - meet you all at the checkouts?!
Guess if we loaded a trolley with "nice stuff" and people were prepared to drive back to Wolves, we could have an after-shop party too? (You'll be kipping on the floor though!!)
Sexpert
Oh, and just spotted the glaring spelling mistake in that post too....meant "aisle" not "isle"!!! sorry!
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Sexpert
Greetings All!
I can't believe I missed this thread for so long -what the hell was I thinking!
I'm a bit of a demon with a Tesco trolley! Would love to join you guys, so please count me in! Especially if I get to take NN for a spin!
Just a thought, is the CCTV gonna be on in the booze isle......and will copies be available for sale after the event?
Give me a shout with the info when you have it!
x
I can't believe I missed this thread for so long -what the hell was I thinking!
I'm a bit of a demon with a Tesco trolley! Would love to join you guys, so please count me in! Especially if I get to take NN for a spin!
Just a thought, is the CCTV gonna be on in the booze isle......and will copies be available for sale after the event?
Give me a shout with the info when you have it!
x
Sexpert
Hi All,
I respect that Blake has shown remorse, but really wanted to add my own ten pence worth!!
I'm reasonably new to the site, and I'm a single male. I totally accept that these factors currently make me one of the many, and hopefully over some time my personality will shine through, and the regulars in the community will recognise me as a genuine regular contributor to the group.
It is taking time and effort to post, to try to be a little different, to say something half interesting as a against the usual "bloke wants shag" posts.
Where I'm getting to is it is PRECISELY this kind of behaviour that gives us all a bad reputation, and makes it much harder to earn the trust and respect of our friends on here. I for one, hope that one day I too will have the opportunity to go to a munch and meet some of the amazing people I've been talking to on here - at the moment I'm stuck on reserve lists and hoping that someone can vouch for me!
Your actions aren't helping!!! This is one single male that would suggest respectfully that you lay low for a while, have a think about what it is you're looking for from the site and maybe come back to it in a while.
Cheers
I respect that Blake has shown remorse, but really wanted to add my own ten pence worth!!
I'm reasonably new to the site, and I'm a single male. I totally accept that these factors currently make me one of the many, and hopefully over some time my personality will shine through, and the regulars in the community will recognise me as a genuine regular contributor to the group.
It is taking time and effort to post, to try to be a little different, to say something half interesting as a against the usual "bloke wants shag" posts.
Where I'm getting to is it is PRECISELY this kind of behaviour that gives us all a bad reputation, and makes it much harder to earn the trust and respect of our friends on here. I for one, hope that one day I too will have the opportunity to go to a munch and meet some of the amazing people I've been talking to on here - at the moment I'm stuck on reserve lists and hoping that someone can vouch for me!
Your actions aren't helping!!! This is one single male that would suggest respectfully that you lay low for a while, have a think about what it is you're looking for from the site and maybe come back to it in a while.
Cheers
Sexpert
Ello!
Would you put me down please?!
- Don't get me mixed up with AndyMids - There are people in here that would vouch for me! (Errr hopefully!)
Cheers
Would you put me down please?!
- Don't get me mixed up with AndyMids - There are people in here that would vouch for me! (Errr hopefully!)
Cheers
Sexpert
Yeah, it's a bit of a tricky one this....
From a kind of "outside looking in" I think there are a few things that have bearing on the whole issue - social/class/surroundings/beliefs.
One thing I really noticed is that when I lived in Basingstoke, the non PC jokes were accepted as the norm - it was considered "OK" to be sexist/racist/ageist/any other ist that you can apply.
Wolverhampton is a very very multicultural city - there are people from just about every walk of life there, and I started to find the really "ist" jokes pretty offensive.
I'm actually very proud to have a huge group of friends from many of the different communities - I have a friend that's a devoted Christian, one that's gay, one's a Sikh (and I've heard some of the comments he gets on the street - it's just plain not nice)....I guess what I'm driving at is you do have to accept that the population is now made up of many different groups and beliefs, and that is a change from 30, 40, 50 years ago - but it isn't going to change back. If the demographic sands are constantly shifting, I guess we've got to be prepared to retune our own thoughts too.....kind of either go with the tide, or get swept along in it anyways.
However! The flip side to my coin is this - I don't believe we should change everything on a whim! A blackboard is exactly that. A black sheep "does exactly what it says on the tin".
The irony of it is, by changing all these thing, I reckon we stand to offend more of the people we were trying to appease to begin with!
So, I guess that's a pretty long winded way of saying that I kind of sit on the fence a bit - I think the message for me is really just to be aware of whats happening around you, accept it and adapt to it.
Hope I haven't offended anyone!!
From a kind of "outside looking in" I think there are a few things that have bearing on the whole issue - social/class/surroundings/beliefs.
One thing I really noticed is that when I lived in Basingstoke, the non PC jokes were accepted as the norm - it was considered "OK" to be sexist/racist/ageist/any other ist that you can apply.
Wolverhampton is a very very multicultural city - there are people from just about every walk of life there, and I started to find the really "ist" jokes pretty offensive.
I'm actually very proud to have a huge group of friends from many of the different communities - I have a friend that's a devoted Christian, one that's gay, one's a Sikh (and I've heard some of the comments he gets on the street - it's just plain not nice)....I guess what I'm driving at is you do have to accept that the population is now made up of many different groups and beliefs, and that is a change from 30, 40, 50 years ago - but it isn't going to change back. If the demographic sands are constantly shifting, I guess we've got to be prepared to retune our own thoughts too.....kind of either go with the tide, or get swept along in it anyways.
However! The flip side to my coin is this - I don't believe we should change everything on a whim! A blackboard is exactly that. A black sheep "does exactly what it says on the tin".
The irony of it is, by changing all these thing, I reckon we stand to offend more of the people we were trying to appease to begin with!
So, I guess that's a pretty long winded way of saying that I kind of sit on the fence a bit - I think the message for me is really just to be aware of whats happening around you, accept it and adapt to it.
Hope I haven't offended anyone!!
Sexpert
VERY funny.....and yet SO TRUE!!!!
and stranger still, I seem to master the "Cockney/Wolves" accent after a few too...freaks the hell out of the locals!
and stranger still, I seem to master the "Cockney/Wolves" accent after a few too...freaks the hell out of the locals!
