How exactly do you determine if sperm is "good quality"?
Is it like on the police dramas when they do a drugs bust and someone dips their little finger in and has a taste: "yeah, this is good sh*t sarge!"
LOL
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Andy_Wakefield
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 55
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The weather has turned pretty cold so there might be blue helmets even if the police didn't show up. LOL
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That page is pretty cool, and I must ask... Who is the Weird Al Yankovic fan? 
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Happy New Year! 
If the comets and global warming don't get you, infertility will.
Isnt it a lot to do with estrogen mimicing chemicals in farming etc that is turning male fish female in rivers and stuff? Surely that's got something to do with it - I would like to blame my disturbingly ample bosom on that too, but I rather fear its more to do with too much nice Chistmas food, than chemicals in the food chain. lol
If the comets and global warming don't get you, infertility will.
Isnt it a lot to do with estrogen mimicing chemicals in farming etc that is turning male fish female in rivers and stuff? Surely that's got something to do with it - I would like to blame my disturbingly ample bosom on that too, but I rather fear its more to do with too much nice Chistmas food, than chemicals in the food chain. lol
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The problem with the Northerns here is that they all seem to be on the "wrong side of the pennines"
Or maybe I should rephrase that and say the other side from me {sigh. whimper} People are only happy when they have a mountain range between them and myself. lol.
I would much rather just have a peek or too.
Or maybe I should rephrase that and say the other side from me {sigh. whimper} People are only happy when they have a mountain range between them and myself. lol.
I would much rather just have a peek or too.
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A good old fashioned pack of cards can be put to good use if you are finding it hard to get hold of or choose actual store-bought games.
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Quote by harry_n_wendy
we have sorted out the problem with the abusive room user
at 7 am this morning sunday a strarchat god came in saw wat he was doing and got rid of him for eva
i wud like to thank fredflint for the advice on how to get to chat wiv a god
thanks harry
Hi there guys, good to see you again, I knew you from when you lived in Grimsby and I lived in Cleethorpes.
I see that Wendy has overcome some of her shyness from your photos, as she wasnt sure about things back then - its a shame she was not so outgoing in 1999 when I was almost your neighbour as we could have had sooooooooo much fun.
I'm glad you have sorted out your online problems, and its good to see you again even if its only virtually. :)
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LOL. I'm the manager of a couple of groups on MSN and and agree that apathy is a force to be reckoned with.
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This is true, but I think that having the ability to set your gender in our profiles on the forum would be helpful?
Ok my forum name is pretty self explanatory, but there are some very confusing avatars and forum ids?
Ok my forum name is pretty self explanatory, but there are some very confusing avatars and forum ids?
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Well I will have to be boring I'm afraid and say my wife is my shag of the year, the last three years running.
I either say that or get seperated from my equipment - or even worse, have my "playing rights" revoked. EEk!
I either say that or get seperated from my equipment - or even worse, have my "playing rights" revoked. EEk!
