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6 Jan 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Well considering I was one of your first pms, you've had an invite to the private gallery yonks ago, I was one of your first pin ups and I'm not even on the sig pic, I'm heartbroken :cry: I should at least be an honorary member ( with full benefits of course :twisted: )

pm incoming rolleyes

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6 Jan 2007

Quote by sercher01
so! any badges for the " we hate cats but we love pussy club" or what?

I'm sorry - at present I work full time for SLAGS
I couldn't possibly moonlight lol

not moonlightin hun its another " argt05" club
and he said you could do it
tell her m8 :cry:
yes its all part of the same group, overseen by SLAG CENTRAL of which i'm the bossman type....of bloke thing, anyway hlb can get something together for us boys, I'm sure if I call her a N***y F****g SLAG a w times it'll stir up the good feelings inside her, make her Proud and want to please me as any Good slag worth her weight these days would.
And on that note I must retire for the evening cos I really can't see the keys anymore its just pit lock! x

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6 Jan 2007

Quote by sercher01
so! any badges for the " we hate cats but we love pussy club" or what?

That's a job for marketing!
HLB's the one, shell sort it out for us mate. :wink:
Trust me....I'm a Man Whore!
i had noticed rolleyes

now my sig looks a bit quiet after christmas "wheres my badge" :wink:
On its way mate. on its way

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6 Jan 2007

Quote by sercher01
so! any badges for the " we hate cats but we love pussy club" or what?

That's a job for marketing!
HLB's the one, shell sort it out for us mate. :wink:
Trust me....I'm a Man Whore!

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by Lissa
Ok Boss Man..................I'm officially in, so what's my job?

You're job(more like duty) is to be the biggest and bestest Slag you can, an enjoy every second of it.... I might need you to come into my orifice at some point to obviously assess you're progress, it might take a while and sometimes can hurt, but it's the bigger picture were looking at here! call of duty an all....

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by mazandden
I am proud to be an official member!
I'm now just awaiting the rule book, dress code, year plannner etc........................
Come on Boss, what's first????
m xx

Administration... tut tut.. please bear with me honey, i'm busy planning a global Slag Attack from SLAG CENTRAL HQ. details will be released soon to members.
wink

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by MrFC
Ere Arg...........I've been sat at this bar since it opened. :shock: where me drink?

sorry mate bars closing soon, thought you were the entertainment?
being as it's you, have one on the house!
wink

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by Stormwalker
Hiya Pete
A large glass of falling down water and some of Redpanthermans spicy chicken would go down a treat right now.

see what I can do for you, falling down water consider it done, spicy chicken..just nip to local take away, they do some fantastic chicken there mate, an Pete the Cows just fallen over had its arse wiped so over to you.
Cheers.

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by blonde

When its my turn................. I'd like Argt to draw me a bath and bring me a brandy & coke!
thanks
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

You're bath awaits... seductively lit with candles and light soft music, to relax in the soft bubbles.
With a perfectly poured brandy and coke, with just a hint of ice.
Anyone need me>?
Can you wash my back?....... then HLB will probably want you to do her back too :kiss:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Of course i'll do you're backs i've got my own sponge!

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by Pete_sw
evenin all
nice cuppa tea and the biggest steak you can find please barkeep, me stomache thinks my throats been cut.

On it's way pete!
sit down and relax. It's chill time! cool

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by earthchild
erm i am in need of a lush bath, karma preferably
some pink sparkly girly wine in a crystal glass
evanescence playing softly
candles
Earthy xx

My pleasure, woul madam prefer that delivered naked, or in my pinnie?

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Some of us just joined anyway :twisted:

Hmmm there's always one or two isn't there!
im sorry but i will put disclaimer out naming and shaming those who join of there own free willy! wink

So, get into my pm box now madam, cos unless ive vetted you, then you cant be a real slag nor be a part of SLAG CENTRAL
:wink:

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by BiWelshMinx
Some of us just joined anyway :twisted:

Hmmm there's always one or two isn't there!
im sorry but i will put disclaimer out naming and shaming those who join of there own free willy! wink

So, get into my pm box now madam, cos unless ive vetted you, then you cant be a real slag nor be a part of SLAG CENTRAL
:wink:

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by blonde
Argt !!! Your serving wench tonight :twisted:
Now get yourself in the pinnie and bring me my glass of wine will you

When its my turn................. I'd like Argt to draw me a bath and bring me a brandy & coke!
thanks
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You're bath awaits... seductively lit with candles and light soft music, to relax in the soft bubbles.
With a perfectly poured brandy and coke, with just a hint of ice.
Anyone need me>?

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by Hungrypussy69
So how long`s it going to take you to get through all that wank fodder.....I mean those applications??

calm down my dear, dont fret.. i'm coming slowly....
but fuppin surely wink

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by mazandden
Ok, i agree we do need to work on some things!!!
Now, go get a dictionary while i go get your tinny, and i want increased REMUNERATION from now on!!!

Good girl, not just a tinny holder are you! naughty D to suggest otherwise.
See with my help you can climb that Slag Ladder.

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by earthchild
Earthy pours oil into hands and rubs them together to warm the oil
places both hands at the top of the gorgeous Fee bottom at the base of the spine and runs hands up both sides of the spine, just enough pressure, swoops out across shoulders and back gently and lightly down the sides back to the starting position without losing contact, and repeats

Jeez you're in you're pm box for 5minutes and all hell breaks loose. Mrs fc, you're chilled wine is ready, i'll have some delicious cheeses with complimentary biscuits ready in one moment
Fee, at you're sevice my lady, and earthy, need a hand or three?
wink

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by mazandden
Whats the remuneration like for a sexy drink holder?

well RENUMERATION, is not really an issue when you sign up here, its more like because of the exclusivity of being a super slag that can start to open doors for you.
Probably cell doors, but you could use that time to reflect upon how better you can serve the collective, aka Me!
So we won't ponder on such trivial matters and concentrate on getting signed up and I promise you won't regret it.
Why is RENUMERATION in CAPS?????
Hmmm, maz, how did I spell it?
Now look at how you spelt it!
We might to work on a few things here I think!!
Never mind, fetch my tinny please hunni.
x

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by lilacgem
:cry:

What's wrong?
Get you're application in my dear lilac. Don't you want to join?

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by mazandden
Whats the remuneration like for a sexy drink holder?

well RENUMERATION, is not really an issue when you sign up here, its more like because of the exclusivity of being a super slag that can start to open doors for you.
Probably cell doors, but you could use that time to reflect upon how better you can serve the collective, aka Me!
So we won't ponder on such trivial matters and concentrate on getting signed up and I promise you won't regret it.

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by mazandden

Would like to put Maz forward for postion as chief drink holder.
D x

D i'd like to thank you personally for going out of you're way to help this lost girl.
Where would she be without you my friend.
That's great tho, A shag, you can still watch the footy and you've got somewhere to put you're tinny.
For a laugh next time when you're at it, call her by another name an see how long you can stay on an how much you spill!!
Might have to roadtest the drinks holder, you know just so I know it actually works, you understand!
wink

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
Can i get a Cuppa, a dustpan and brush and a very large binbag. :giggle:
Louise xx

You get you're cuppa when you finished cleaning me up... oops typo. I meant up for me!! wink

ok, but make sure its a nice one. Im yet to find someone who does it the way i like it. :twisted:
louise xx
Louise, the gods must have looked upon you're delicate soul today and thought, lets make it a good one!
I'm the answer you've been searching for. N Boss, New Position? and when you've finished you're chores the best you'll ever taste...
Tea right?
:wink:

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by louise_and_joe
Can i get a Cuppa, a dustpan and brush and a very large binbag. :giggle:
Louise xx

You get you're cuppa when you finished cleaning me up... oops typo. I meant up for me!! wink

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by MrFC
I hope this conforms with The "SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION ACT of 2003"
You wouldn't want some inspector sniffing around :shock:

Like I said, conforms with all known rules regulations and acts, although what acts i've yet to decide. So many applicants so little time. Are you applying mrfc or just enquiring?
Oh, hungrypussy, pm pics please! its the rules, don't make em up ypu know.
shhh. I do really... wink

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by Hungrypussy69
I`d like my usual Smirnoff Ice and a back massage please. Any guys around who are good at massage?

I have hands that will make forget to breathe!
World renowned massage expert! you supply the drink I supply relief!
wink

Hello mrsfc cool

xxx from argt05

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by Hungrypussy69
Argt05-can I join Slag Central please??
I`m probably viewed as a fat slag who loves black cock!! ALOT! I even had a PM last week confirming I`m white trash!!! That must put me in the running for a membership. lol
36--that wasnt your brother PM`ing me was it? :shock: :lol:
Face...bovvered??

Applications via SLAG CENTRAL Thread please.
We have to follow stringent vetting protocol you see!

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5 Jan 2007

Totally, this positions fully comply to all Age/Sex/Religious/Ethnic Guidelines! So you think you are worthy then Apply Today. lol

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5 Jan 2007

Ok, it seems a few of are applying for vacant positions at my place' SLAG CENTRAL©Argt05
And to be honest with you i'm quite a busy Man(whore) so filtering will and vetting applicants maybe a long and tedious task, I may even have to have some of you in for, 1 on 1 interviews to determine you're best POSITION within. So please bear with me.
You can note you're interest here and or send me you're cv to my pm box. All applications will be thoroughly checked and probably rechecked, and when i've had louise clean up replies sent out! The more information you supply the more chance you have of becoming a member of this Really Exclusive Establishment .
Oh.... and pictures required to ascertain You're Slag credentials, kinda like the photocard driving license really!
Good luck, and remember, not everyone gets in.. so get scribbling now! wink

For those of you who are unsure WTF i'm talking about try here
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/96591.html

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5 Jan 2007

Quote by winchwench
Dont take your frustrations out on a poor defenceless cat :sparring:

It won't be mine that I kick, cos I aint got one. Only one Sour EX-WIFE,
Don't like em anyway, cos the poo in your garden then hide it, and when you got to weed you're garden you pick up a load of CAT POO!!!
At least the dog has the brains to poo where you can see it, so when you come across it, you can say
" Oh there's some dog POO there, I better walk around that"
Cats??? what do they do???
You never here of a Blind Cat, or a Hearing Cat, or a Sniffer Cat do you, No, they jsut sit around all day, licking they're own arses then might if it's not raining go out for a fight at in the mornin waking the whole street up.....
OH hang on , this isn't the steam room is it??
Sorry, strike everything I just said!!! bolt

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :rotflmao: im with you m8
So why don't you guys form the "we don't like pussys club" then?
innocent

Right then I will.
I hereby declare the WE HATE CATS BUT WE DO LIKE PUSSY CLUB officially opened
All new members please contact myself for Membership Conformation! :wink:

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5 Jan 2007

Hey Argt05, Id love to be a member of Slag Central but i havent got much to put on my cv. Can i be the official apprentice instead. :giggle:
Louise xx
Pm me with what you've got then,
and you do realise that being an apprentice, you get to clear up the mess after one of my notoriously dirty Slag Fests!!
KY Jelly, Condoms and the remains of edible panties everywhere, mstly mine I hasten to add! lol

will consider you're application, upon arrival.
Argt

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