I like that Judy, "If it works, do it again" or should it be "It works for me, do it again,please".
Arthur
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I am ashamed to admit that as a late developer in actual intimate physical contact with young women my primary objective was ejaculation, closely followed by breasts, but not necessarily in that order.
Foreplay was the minimum possible to achieve the objective and as I remember I always promised to withdraw in time.
But by 20 I learnt that a 3 course meal was much more enjoyable than a Wimpy Burger. <s>
Foreplay was the minimum possible to achieve the objective and as I remember I always promised to withdraw in time.
But by 20 I learnt that a 3 course meal was much more enjoyable than a Wimpy Burger. <s>
Guess who met an Angel in the West End of London, drove all the way to the Epsom Downs, found a quiet spot where we undressed and I saw she had the body of an Angel as well and then when she softly caressed my old man I found out the true meaning of premature ejaculation and she impolitely told me to take her home.
Oh the joys of youth when you are 19 and don't have a clue.
Sorry Beverley, whever you are.
Now I am much older and there is no problem with that now, I just need a little patience to reach the same point.
Oh the joys of youth when you are 19 and don't have a clue.
Sorry Beverley, whever you are.
Now I am much older and there is no problem with that now, I just need a little patience to reach the same point.
Yes Jags, that was the email and I referred to it as :-
"I inadvertently used Viagra in a story without realising it was illegal if not prescribed and it was kindly edited out for me by the Moderators and they have allowed me to post more stories"
I would never doubt your ability to find it.
Not sure what the point in quoting it was though ?
Best Wishes
Arthur50
"I inadvertently used Viagra in a story without realising it was illegal if not prescribed and it was kindly edited out for me by the Moderators and they have allowed me to post more stories"
I would never doubt your ability to find it.
Not sure what the point in quoting it was though ?
Best Wishes
Arthur50
There is serious discussion here , don’t be too critical of the Moderators/Controllers , they have a difficult job to do and having read Orwells 1984 I feel for them, it’s a hard task and don’t object to their en masse public frivolity with each other as soon as someone else starts an interesting thread.
It gives relief to their heavy load of responsibility in protecting the legality and standards of the site, for the benefit of all of us all.
Just imagine if the site was infected by these perverts introducing drugs into stories and what next ? , ? or even Gang Bangs or that Dogging we read about in that other section in the Forum. Not that I do, of course.
I inadvertently used Viagra in a story without realising it was illegal if not prescribed and it was kindly edited out for me by the Moderators and they have allowed me to post more stories but the enthusiasm has waned after my wife spanked me and denied me my rights.
Play safe, don’t criticise or a flood of Moderator Posts will descend on you in support of each other and remember they are top ten posters so the forum would be much less supported if they didn’t give so much of their time.
I remember the highly desirable enchantress once had a subtle word privately in my ear once to me straight about a minor misdemeanour, so sweet and subtle but I listened and was suitably humble.
Whatever happened to her? I wonder.
I seem to remember she had once posted something quite succinctly about the frivolity in the Forum, with regard to the threads some time ago, can’t remember the exact words, must be my age, where is my Horlicks?
Remember its Christmas.
Peace and goodwill to all, Even Moderators.
Arthur 50
It gives relief to their heavy load of responsibility in protecting the legality and standards of the site, for the benefit of all of us all.
Just imagine if the site was infected by these perverts introducing drugs into stories and what next ? , ? or even Gang Bangs or that Dogging we read about in that other section in the Forum. Not that I do, of course.
I inadvertently used Viagra in a story without realising it was illegal if not prescribed and it was kindly edited out for me by the Moderators and they have allowed me to post more stories but the enthusiasm has waned after my wife spanked me and denied me my rights.
Play safe, don’t criticise or a flood of Moderator Posts will descend on you in support of each other and remember they are top ten posters so the forum would be much less supported if they didn’t give so much of their time.
I remember the highly desirable enchantress once had a subtle word privately in my ear once to me straight about a minor misdemeanour, so sweet and subtle but I listened and was suitably humble.
Whatever happened to her? I wonder.
I seem to remember she had once posted something quite succinctly about the frivolity in the Forum, with regard to the threads some time ago, can’t remember the exact words, must be my age, where is my Horlicks?
Remember its Christmas.
Peace and goodwill to all, Even Moderators.
Arthur 50
Hi, New Guy here. I have read the stories and rate Shirl's very good as well macman but the trouble is you need to take half a day of work to find them and then another half day to read em!!
I liked the 'Adverse Camber' one as well, brought back memories of when I took a gal up to the Peak District for a picnic on a hill, a chicken salad for lunch, but I forgot to pack the bloody chicken, slammed the boot in frustration and the Morris Traveller went for a ride down the hill. Later it poured with rain and the gal copped off with bloke who had a mini cooper.
I liked the 'Adverse Camber' one as well, brought back memories of when I took a gal up to the Peak District for a picnic on a hill, a chicken salad for lunch, but I forgot to pack the bloody chicken, slammed the boot in frustration and the Morris Traveller went for a ride down the hill. Later it poured with rain and the gal copped off with bloke who had a mini cooper.
