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If you are running Norton firewall, or similar you need to check that you have given permission for the other computer to connect to the internet through the gateway computer. :cry:
You can change all the other settings you like - but if there is a firewall blocking your son's access nothing other than changing the sittings in Norton will change this! confused
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I can understand your hesitance to get it cut, have you tried a BJ from a man instead - maybe that would be better? lol
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If anyone is getting turned on by this, they might want to check out
:shock:
Rather you than me!
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Quote by Benito
i believe that a woman wearing a sexy underwear set is 1 of the sexiest sites there is

one of? What, the others being - men in jockstrap? granny in thong?
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I have had never had such through this site, although I have through another – I don’t think it is so much ‘rattled’ as much as you might as well give anything a try!
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Quote by twos_company
if a girl put that add up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what would u say then lol

Ok we hear a lot about single young… yadda yadda yadda … but I would love to take the opportunity to prove its not justus, and response to some of the emails I have received…
From : @ >
Sent : 2005 17:36:45
To : @
Subject : Re:
hiya how big is ya penis
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You are receiving this email anonymously via the Swinging Heaven blah blah blah
Literally that’s it! :shock:
I am sure there are plenty of you out there that have received similar – and I would love to hear some of them
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Ironically you mention that you would be less inclined to keep it as one of children suffers from allergies - but children who grow up with pets are LESS likely to suffer from allergies.
You might want to check out:


Cats are cool - their independent, not needy, and take far less care than many other pets biggrin
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Quote by Happy Cats
My advice would be to visit the sweet shop not the ********* next door! wink

Arsehole? confused
Some people can with no lube :wink: others find it unbearable with the whole tub :shock:
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Once while a girl and I were filming having sex she let out the longest fanny fart I have heard. confused
We tried to keep a straight face, stay serious, and keep at it, but after a couple of seconds we started to piss ourselves laughing. When the clip is replayed you can hear it! :shock:
It is the sort of thing that can put of your stride, but then that’s nothing that isn’t going to return! smile
(btw one of the pics in my ad is taken from it)
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Ohperleaze!! It only takes to hit the back button (or 'backspace') and your outta there!
Horses for courses and all that!
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Brintey has such a pretty face :P, Cristina looks like she would be dirty as hell :shock:, but it has to be…
Kylie :love:
Anyone that is a fan (or indeed finds her remotely attractive!) REALLY should check out the following: Holy Bucking Broncos! :rascal:
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Me and a friend decided at the age of 15 we should give it a try, and shared 1/2 bottle of whiskey and 2 litres of beer - we were both suspended by the end of the night (a glorious start to such a distinguished school career!) redface
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I thought it was nice they postponed the wedding so she could appear in the grand national
:lol2:
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Quote by Ice Pie
the lady in question noticed my discomfort and removed it

Quote by Maia
which is what I had but have taken it out for work after years of having it

I’ve had my tongue pierced for a few years now, and I cannot stand to take it out – feels truly peculiar (a bit like when someone says they feel naked without something).
Its true that it did hurt to have it done, whereas although your foreskin is part of a sensitive area I cannot believe it is anything like as painful as getting a PA or similar :shock:
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As some one that at some point will be attending his first munch, I must say that something do seem a little daunting. (For me anyway) it is often hard to meet a load of people you have never met before, and even more so if circumstance themselves which are new and unfamiliar. redface
It is fairly obvious that the more intimately a group behave the harder it is to approach them, that’s what I worry about, rather than worrying that I will get over excited and carried away! :shock:
Thats the point of parties and munches, no, surely, are supposed to be discrete, and there are parties for debauchery? confused
O Beehaave!
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Quote by da69ve
.... My beauty!!!!
guess who had a tenner on him to win!!!

Thank god you never said it was £20 !!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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Personally I prefer cheese and onion but maybe that’s just me… redface
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By the way, if you need a virus scanner then (<--follow the link – its free!). Its a slimmed down (but fully functioning) version of their corporate anti virus program biggrin
You really should have up to date software, especially if you use Outlook for email (most online email providers have a built in virus checkers, which you wont have the benefit of). (Especially if you are going to use it to following links/ allow active content!) rolleyes
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A woman places an ad in the local paper:
‘SINGLE FEMALE SEEKS MAN WHO WON’T BEAT ME UP, WON’T RUN OUT ON ME, AND IS A GOOD LOVER’
After a few days the door bell rings, she opens the door and finds a man with neither arms nor legs.
"I'm here in response to your ad" he declares, “I don’t have any arms, so I'm not going to beat you, and I don’t have any legs, so I can't run out on you 
“But I wanted a good lover too” she responds.
“Well I rang the door bell didn’t I?”
Boom, boom! biggrin
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1. FULL NAME: Charlie
2. WHAT COLOUR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING: Blue – yes so boring!
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW: The Zutons
4. ARE YOUR LEGS CROSSED: NO - as if there was room! ;)
5. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE: Home made chicken en crouté
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOUR WOULD YOU BE: Rainbow
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW: A lovely night biggrin
8. LAST PERSON YOU SPOKE TO ON THE PHONE: Someone I hope I see (a lot) more of
9. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT OPPOSITE SEX: They don’t look the same as their photo confused
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT YOU THIS: As in the people before me – their very sexy redface
11. HOW ARE YOU TODAY: Happier
12. FAVORITE NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Lucozade, mind you RedBull some days :?
13. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Kaluha
14. FAVORITE SPORTS: Snowboarding
15. FAVORITE HAIR COLOUR: Red (as bright as possible) smile
16. FAVORITE EYE COLOUR: Green (SO sexy)
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS: Nope
18. SIBLINGS: 2 ½ sis, 1 ½ bro (plus all the ones I don’t know about)
19. FAVORITE MONTH: August – awesome sunsets
20. FAVORITE FOODS: Mum’s cooking
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED: I heart Huckabees (pleasepleaseplease watch it!)
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR: 29th February
23. SATURDAY OR SUNDAY: Saturday – at least for the next 50 years
24. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT: More often than not malheureusement
25. DO YOU LIKE MARMITE: Love it
26. SUMMER OR WINTER: Summer – bring on the sun!
27. HUGS OR KISSES: Hugs if naked, kisses if clothed
28. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA ICE CREAM: Chocolate – Neapolitan for choice though ;)
29. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK: Well I suppose, although they wouldn’t be friends! :)
30. WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND: hmmm
31. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND: hmmm
32. SMOKE: I try, oh my god do I try, but still seem to! surprisedops:
33. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU READING: Introduction to Mathematical Economics - you asked!
34. DID YOU WAKE UP BEFORE YOUR ALARM THIS MORNING: Like hell!
35. FAVE SOAP: Life – as in mine, not the obscure one you forgot to set the viddy for!
36. WHAT INSPIRES YOU: The thought of what could be
37. STORMS - COOL OR SCARY: Way cool!
38. FAVORITE ALBUM: Kid Loco - Jesus Life For Children (bit obscure I know, but I am more into mix albums at the minute
39. BUTTECOLOR=RED PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN: Toffee
40. FAVORITE CRISPS: Prawn Cocktail
41. FAVORITE CAR: Audio TT
42. FAVORITE FLOWER: Orchid (guess that’s a plant, but it’s the flowers I like!)
43. HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING: 2
44. CAN YOU JUGGLE: Life or balls (first, latter badly!)
45. FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK: Friday – sweet fa to do
46. COLOR=RED OR WHITE WINE: Both – in any order, hell even together
47. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY: I honestly can't remember – I think a meal with friends
48. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD: Yes – but not my own
49. WHAT ARE YOU DOING ONCE THIS IS FINISHED: BED
50. FANCY A SHAG: Always! Well nearly ;)
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Quote by fun4acouple
one person

Nicole Kidman.... hmmm SO sexy biggrin
Quote by fun4acouple
a massive gang bang

10 Nicole Kidmans? wink
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Quote by codboy
is that really a man's arse?

did you see something you fancy? wink
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Quote by Teenstud_return_69
Least I am attractive!

i assume you mean 'good looking', as attractive would include your personality...
which lets face it is a little lacking confused
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Quote by SunBunny

i werent thinkin platter so much as splatter -all over your baps if your lucky wink
So how about it baby are you ready? my cars already runnin cool

So where are you then big boy?
Sittin here waiting with three dairylea triangles ready to have my baps splattered.
sillyhwoar:
Oh bollox to this, no-one heres being serious so whats the point :cry:
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Quote by Seadog
think i'm going to enjoy exploring!

if you get lost just let me know :lol2:
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