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And just how do u like yr eggs?
Scrambled I hope baby
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So where do you like to spread it? Are you a bap boy or a bun man?Or do you prefer the Scandinavian open sandwich?
Should it go on the cheese platters at the party or remain an undercover currency?
Well baby i havent been to Asia so i dont know what they but in a Scandinavian sandwich, and i werent thinkin platter so much as splatter -all over your baps if your lucky
i like baps and bun, but mostly your bum (yeah baby - nice pic)
So how about it baby are you ready? my cars already runnin
Yeah babe, you can invite me to your party anyday . Quick baby, invite me round, my car will get me there in no time. I'm hungry, and i have a big appetite
I can be very bad if you want me to be . I do have a very good looking brother aswell, hes in the 1st year of 6th form.. We can definitely do a 2-for-1 special for you baby so come check out our vegetable section . You’ll find all the firm cucumbers you need ther babe.
You should let me & my bro come round and take all your clothes off, we’ll dance on your table. An we promise we will try our best not to cool you down – you won't find us hanging around the garden. You can have the both of us if you know what I mean .
And yeah baby, I like pizza.
Ps can do the door for you
. Quick baby, invite me round, my car will get me there in no time. I'm hungry, and i have a big appetiteI can be very bad if you want me to be
. I do have a very good looking brother aswell, hes in the 1st year of 6th form.. We can definitely do a 2-for-1 special for you baby so come check out our vegetable section . You’ll find all the firm cucumbers you need ther babe. You should let me & my bro come round and take all your clothes off, we’ll dance on your table
. An we promise we will try our best not to cool you down – you won't find us hanging around the garden. You can have the both of us if you know what I mean .And yeah baby, I like pizza.
Ps can do the door for you
Quote by SunBunny
AwaysRandy....
Would daddy mind if you took a semi-naked entourage?
Semi? Well I guess he wouldnt mind too much, if they didnt get in the way of his...
Can I help you with translating for all the chicas bonitas?
El chicas moy atractiva? Translating yes, stealing no
Have you booked me a veggie in-flight meal yet?
Uhmm, veggie? No :cry: but I'll remember for next time
Quote by GenHertsCpl
What are u studying at Uni?
Financial economics
what was the last book you read?
That I had to - Financial management for non-specialists(your free to borrow it anytime!)
That I didn't have to - White Teeth by Zadie Smith
Have u ever been to a sex party? :twisted:
Not with more than 3 people baby!
can you spot the difference between
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Quote by cutemids
hi im a newbie
im 24 m uk mids as u can guess
well into doggin
bye c u round on here hopefully lol
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Quote by JimmyJames76
Hello Everyone!
I have been visiting SH for a while now, and I am gradually plucking up the courage to become a bit more involved. I have actually joined up now, and thought it was about time that I posted in the forum and broke my posting cherry!
I must say that there are some really funny and friendly people who use this site, and I guess the best way to be accepted into your fold is to 'get amongst it', and get to know you all.
I am a single male (certainly not a rare breed on this site!), and I am 28 years old. I live on the south coast, and enjoy all of the usual things - pubbing with friends, watching movies, cycling and of course sex!
Initially I was drawn in by the photo ads, and have even replied to two of them (one single fem, and one couple). No replies unfortunately, but I did choose to reply to two very gorgeous people so im sure they received hundreds of replies! I will not get disheartened and will work on my messages a bit!
I look forward to getting to know everyone here, and am currently working out the best way to take a sexy pic of myself to use as an avatar! Its not the easiest thing in the world to do without a camera person in situ!
So thats broken the posting cherry - next on the list is the meeting cherry!
Stay happy everyone, and have a good week.
James
: Single-ish
It means in my world, I have one or more girls but none of them are actually my girlfriends, if you know what I mean baby. So I can chat up very sexy women like yourself without getting into any trouble
ummm, yummy
:laughabove:
It means in my world, I have one or more girls but none of them are actually my girlfriends, if you know what I mean baby. So I can chat up very sexy women like yourself without getting into any trouble
ummm, yummy:laughabove:
I really can't believe some of the comments that were posted in this thread: University Challenge - Twat Alert? :shock:
The hypocrisy of complaining about how students use there time, when so many comment on posting in the employers time. Aside from that, don’t we still live in a society were people get to choose what they do with their time?
Not only that but to comment for the perceived wasting of tax payers’ money is truly amazing, could this comment be attributed to anyone who receives some sort of transfer payment from the government (whether this be child support, employment benefit or any form of social security). It is like me complaining that if I was to purchase a product their firm makes, some of the cost goes towards paying for them to browse at work!
Not only do students no longer receive grants, but they amass a staggering amount of debt during their studies (most will leave with in excess of £18500 worth of debt, and will have paid another £3450 towards the cost of the studies).
Would the same sweeping generalisations be made about firemen, Asians or 40 year olds? I doubt it, and would certainly hope not.
I strongly feel that education is vital for the advancement of an individual as well as society, and that everyone should have an opportunity to do so – as mature student that went back to university after several years of working I am very grateful for the opportunity (which I fully intend to take full advantage of, even if I do find time to post a comment every now and again).
Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves (in fact most of you should, but some if you for all the wrong reasons!!) 
The hypocrisy of complaining about how students use there time, when so many comment on posting in the employers time. Aside from that, don’t we still live in a society were people get to choose what they do with their time?
Not only that but to comment for the perceived wasting of tax payers’ money is truly amazing, could this comment be attributed to anyone who receives some sort of transfer payment from the government (whether this be child support, employment benefit or any form of social security). It is like me complaining that if I was to purchase a product their firm makes, some of the cost goes towards paying for them to browse at work!
Not only do students no longer receive grants, but they amass a staggering amount of debt during their studies (most will leave with in excess of £18500 worth of debt, and will have paid another £3450 towards the cost of the studies).
Would the same sweeping generalisations be made about firemen, Asians or 40 year olds? I doubt it, and would certainly hope not.
I strongly feel that education is vital for the advancement of an individual as well as society, and that everyone should have an opportunity to do so – as mature student that went back to university after several years of working I am very grateful for the opportunity (which I fully intend to take full advantage of, even if I do find time to post a comment every now and again).
Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves (in fact most of you should
, but some if you for all the wrong reasons!!) 
Quote by nwbiker
Are we considered too young for the get togethers? We've been thinking about attending alot recently but I kinda get the feeling we wouldn't be welcome
I don’t know if it is the age so much as the attitude. Beyond that its just personal preference.
Most of the young guys who post here tend to stick to saying too little, or spouting loads of crap when they do decide to say something. The fact that you wrote a little about yourselves is good.
Good luck!
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