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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
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Quote by winchwench
OMG :shock:
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Manolishi
Pink??
Friggin Pink??
Fair enough, pink may match my eyes, but for heavens sake, pink just so clashes with the blue shoes ......................

I got the same one hun.....persevere, it later came up with "Eat more Winchwench"
:twisted: !
This is just going from bad to worse
This time I got
We Want To Be Smiths Manolishi
Whats that about - who is this Smiths geezer anyway?
Mind you, Winch, if yours was "eat more Winchwench" does that come with ice-cream??
OMG :shock:
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Manolishi
Pink??
Friggin Pink??
Fair enough, pink may match my eyes, but for heavens sake, pink just so clashes with the blue shoes ......................
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Don't start me on dance floors!!!
I lurve dance floors :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Never dancing with you though :lol2:

Quick hijack
Oi you
Get back to your revision you naughty naughty woman you
smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
End of hijack
Quote by little gem
Although I like meeting up with friends and having pictures taken on nights out I'd vote for banning pictures to be taken at munches.
My profession wouldn't look at it favourably and it would make it harder for me to be employed, plus I've had pictures taken and not been offered the ENTIRE set of over five which I appear on, rather two or three to keep me quiet. I find this very rude and unacceptable.
I'd most deffinately vote in favour of no pictures taken at munches.

Certainly my sentiments exactly.
I have been to munches where individuals have been merrily snapping away with no thought of asking if it was ok, to seeing individuals surreptitiously taking photo’s.
I know of a number of individuals who hate having their photo’s taken, be that at a munch or even at a birthday party.
With technology being as it is, it will be so difficult to police, but certainly I for one would prefer no cameras at munches.
Hi Louise and Joe,
:welcome:
Prepare to become addicted.
Put, your feet up, crack a can, sit back and relax.
wave
It is never easy when a couple split apart, I just hope that the two of you can move on with your lives and fingers crossed still remain friends.
I wish the both of you lots of luck and hopefully, both of you will find happiness again with that special someone.
Quote by poshkate
i nearly went hand gliding once....... lol

Honestly Posh, i reckon you have been spending far to long around Sheddy biggrin
Quote by couple_ne2000
We would like to enter and take part in the Gumball rally in a RX7 fc. The car isn't a problem but the £40 000 (this years entrance fee) means it ain't likely to happen.
Les x

Tell you what though, if those 6 numbers ever came in, wow what a blast!
I will keep my fingers crossed for you.
oooh, if by chance you do win, and you do enter, remember me! - You could always buy me a camper van and I could follow on behind ...........................
Quote by anais
The band has no website......
xanaisx

First post edited to include band website
Oohh I am getting cleverer and cleverer! Editing my own posts!
Its actually feeling a bit better out here now :shock:
Quote by Calista
And I'd hate to rain on anyones Route 66 parade, but sad Route 66 no longer exists, just small parts cashing in on the tourist trade.
Cx

Tis very true - it does not exist as a mapped road anymore, but bits can still be used.
Still, I never wanted to do it all, just a couple of days worth I suppose, so I can still have that dream.
Quote by anais
mmmmm never heard of them! Have a good time tho...
xanaisx biggrin
PS hehe I only answered so you had to come back in the scary room! :twisted: biggrin

And here's me thinking you were a kind, sincere, tactile & sensuous lady
You can go off people you know!! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
PS - You could of course go and check them out and pop to the gig .....
ooohh errrr, I decided to pop my head round the corner from the cafe. I cant stay long because I get nervy when outside my comfortable cafe (do they call that my comfort zone??) confused
ah, the reason why I am here.
Nope , not looking for a date or anything like that.
Just a question. Just recently I have been listening to a band called Live, and found them just incredible.
For those that are unaware of the band, web site attached:

I noticed that they will be on tour next month, some dates are sold out, but Birmingham is still available. surprised
Not wanting to be "Billy no mates" I wondered if there was anybody else going to this gig? btw - its on the 13th June at Birmingham Acadamy. dunno
ok - thats it - gotta rush back to the cafe now, its a bit scary out here ............ redface
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You owe me one to, I just took a peek at your profile pic! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Errr - so the cheesy bit is applicable???? dunno
Ahhhh, the mist clears, all becomes clear...................

So, I wonder why this is - more highly motivated to you think??
I am in the process of looking to buy a house, maybe I should think more midlands than south coast .............
Quote by neilinleeds
fred, if you're gonna try and sneak a footie related thread in, you could at least wait for a properly important game . . . . .
like the championship playoffs next satiurday, for example, when leeds emerge victorious and take their rightful place back in the premiership!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
;)
neil x x x ;)

Well said Neil
See, there are two of us around here that supports Leeds!!!!!
But shush, lets keep it to oursleves, else we may be picked on
Quote by Darkfire
Ride across the Grand Canyon on horseback and watch the sun setting.

Hey Dark,
Fancy coming to Las Vegas, we could pop down to the Grand Canyon at the same time!! biggrin
Mind you, I heard a rumour that they only had donkeys around the Grand Canyon, something to do with the durability apparently ................. dunno
Following on from Da69ve thread regarding sexual stuff you wanted to try, it did get me thinking about non-sexual stuff that you would like to do before you pop your clogs, so as to speak.
You know, those things that if you don’t do, you maybe would regret on your death bed.
I did actually start to put a list together which did get quite cumbersome, but reading through my list I thought some would not actually be that important so removed them, or would not be that much of a challenge i.e. visiting Las Vegas. innocent
This left me with two that I really want to do at some stage in my life. :idea:
1. Ride a Harley down Route 66. I have no idea why, I can’t ride a bike and have never been on a Harley, but is just something that keeps cropping up in my mind.
2. I want to build a kit car. Again no idea why, but something sporty, probably a Westfield. I have driven a company car just about all my life and have no knowledge about engines and stuff, but this has been with me for ages now.
So there you go, there’s mine, what are yours? confused:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Can you imagine having exams right in the middle of your birthday
A huge awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Many happy returns Dawnie, it is a privelage to call you a mate.
I hope you have one incredible day and if you can't put aside the revision, well, just postpone the celebrations and party party next week instead. :beer:
:rose:
Not wanting to sound pedantic here, but are we not getting off topic here slightly.
The original question surely was not what your favorite comedian/enne is, but who are you most like?
For me, i am not like anyone ................
oh ok - well possibly, just sometimes, there is a small amount of Robin Williams in me (not literally I might add)
It is a particular members birthday tomorrow, so there I was in WH Smiths today perusing the comical cards looking for that “right” one, when all of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye I spotted, wait for it.............................................
Swing Cards
Whayhey I thought, dashed over, dying to read the inside, exited with the anticipation.
Is soon dropped off when I noticed that these cards were in fact ………………

Yep, but hey – still a good crack though
Hi Guys,
Thank you so much for the words that have been said. Last night, well, it was all just a bit depressing, but we get on with stuff.
My kids are just the world to me, and this was just one of those small changes, probably very much like the socks thing that Dark mentioned.
It is really tough for them, I understand that, and I know that as events move forward I need to be there for them more than ever.
Please don't misunderstand me, I am not blaming them at all, it was more of a "life change" thing for me, which just came as a bit of a shock, although half expected, you just never know how you will be affeceted until these things actually occur.
Sound advice, kind words and words that get me back on track when I am feeling sorry for myself. It reminds me of why I am a member here, a bunch of people that I call friends, rather than just another web site.
Once again, thank you very much.
Firstly,
As I write this, I am a little pissed and a tad depressed so I apologise for spelling mistakes ect.
I suppose really I have a question, mainly to the single dads and mums.
I am currently going through a divorce but still living at home, in my shed at the bottom of the garden.
things are obviously a bit tense at home.
Well, it was my birthday today, which being a kid at heart I have always loved. Well, not this year.
I was awoken first thing by my 3 kids where they gave me my pressies, basically some bottles of beer. But the thing was, no card. In the past, they have always made me a card - probably by being prompted by the ex, certainly I have to prompt them to make a card for my ex when it was her birthday.
tonight was spent alone watching Lost as they all decided they either wanted msn or bed (dependant upon age)
Well this thing about the card had been bugging me all day - is this now going to be the norm - will i never get a card from them again that they made?
Is this just me being stupid and everyone else who has been in the same situation has had great birthdays with the kids?
sorry, as I said, now just a tad pissed and a tad depressed, this was a first for me.
Quote by Darkfire
: Anyone touched me somewhere , especially after I'd specifically said I dont like it , i wouldnt be sucking his cock, i'd have got a 12 inch dildo and shoved it up his ass :twisted:

Oh Dark, this really had me in stitches.
I just keep thinking how many guys went away thinking "oohh errrr - I hope I have the oppertunity to find where somewhere is" :shock:
Still chuckling to myself now biggrin
Oh bugger - I even have a vision of it now, you bad bad woman! confused
Quote by Missy
It seems to me these days that the minority of management are the natural leaders, the peoples people type of person. I'm lucky that my manager actually is one of these people, I'm unlucky that the directors above her are complete berks!!! rolleyes (totally as described above!)
No I'm not anti management. But I am anti the cutthroat attitude a lot of the corporate companies seem to employ these days confused
On a good note tho - all managers that are naturally peoples people, show loyalty to staff, bluddy great big pats on backs to you, cos it seems there ain't many of you around any more sad

Certainly, I think we can all relate to the letter, there is so much in it that touches a lot of us, however just to go off topic slightly.
We recognise that in the world we live, Corporations strive to keep the stockholders happy, rather than the employees, however there does need to be a balance. The problem with managers being people’s people so often means that their business acumen falls short.
Whilst in smaller companies I tend to find that management can cross these boundaries well, in larger Corporations they fall short time and time again.
You end up with managers that have great business skills, but poor personal skills and vice versa. Is this the fault of the management, I don’t necessarily believe so, I believe that they each have a place.
Corporations must keep their stakeholders happy, if they don’t, we are out of a job which helps nobody. Their actions whilst sometimes questionable, just need to relayed back appropriately. Depending on the message, this maybe more appropriately delivered by someone who is not a people’s person.
It isn’t easy, but all I am saying is that those managers who lack sensitivity have a place and we sometimes just need to realise that.
Hey Dark,
You could always go au naturel and buy drinks for everyone with the money that you saved ......................
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
First the coffee creams and now anything with a nut in them.
Where is it going to end?

:shock: :shock:
They've taken away the coffee creams??? Noooooooo :cry: :cry:
Couldn't agree more with getting rid of the crappy, nutty ones and the raisin ones should join them but the coffee ones!!!! I liked them confused
Fee
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Well it took me a while, but finally the search button became my friend.
Just for you Fee
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/57149.html?highlight=coffee%20and%20creams
First the coffee creams and now anything with a nut in them.
Where is it going to end?
With just a plain old bar of Galaxy?
Does this mean that Fruit'N'Nut is going to be pulled, or Marathons (aka Snickers) etc etc
Absolutely I understand the seriousness of having such an allergy, but why cant the warnings just be in bigger letters? Yes Yes I understand that most Revels look the same, but if you suffer from a nut allergy surely you would avoid them completely?
Sometimes it just seems that we go a bit OTT.
Well, after driving down from Glasgow, with an overnighter in Warrington, off to Brum, back up to Notts, back to Brum, then finally back home to the south coast I have to say was in worth it?
Bloody hell yes is!!
What an absolutely fabulous munch, one of the best I have ever been to and a huge big beary huggy huge thank you to Mal and Sarah for arranging it.
Commencing with a great pre-munch drinkies, I should have realised then that no way should I have stuck on the cider all day long,
My brain is really not in gear at the moment, so can’t really name everyone that really left an impression with me, just too many lovely people.
However that said, to Steve_mids – lettuce matey – does not matter if its Cos or an Iceburg, its still a lettuce.
This time I actually finally plucked up the courage to say hi to a couple of lovely ladies, Darkfire and NN (although not together – not sure if I could have handled that). It was well worth the effort and thank you both for being so very patient with my mumblings.
NN – Don’t forget, come August, you owe me a bottle of Moet.
Lastly to Dawnie – what a great mate. A true friend and a great pal. Sorry for stuffing all your choccie biks but if I had managed to make it down for breakfast there would have been no need. Next time I need a bigger alarm clock or arrange for Hux to kick my door in and drag me down for food.
To everyone that I have not mentioned, including all the lovely ladies who indulged me with wonderful kisses, thank you all for your time and patience with me.
Ooohh and lastly lastly, everyone on floor 2 of an adjacent hotel – sorry about the snoring, blame it on the cider and not the fact that my cock was stuck up my own ass causing me breathing difficulties.
Quote by maidinheaven
Googling something or other - I can't even remember. I have found the emost amazing site.

As far as I can see it translates anything from anywhere to anything from anywhere.
Mollie

It's been around for quite some time and although good, it does have some failings - mind you don't we all.
A while ago I tried to use it to get on the good side of an attractive German lady.
When she wrote back, telling me to fuck off, I reckon I had probably made a small error with a verb translation. rolleyes