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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
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Quote by ockysweeties
OMG OMG
So what swingers shop where then?
As a guess the really posh ones - M&S food hall
The ones pretending to be posh - Waitrose
Those wanting to be posh - Sainsburys
Those not wanting to be seen at Sainsbury's cos they dont like people thinking they want to be posh - Tesco's
Those who just dont give a fuck what anybody thinks - Asda
err... I only shop at sainsbury's cos I'm trying to pull Jamie Oliver! (that and It's the closest in biking distance to us)
and I do the rest of my shopping at Tesco's - but online like a true snob. But I am usually nekkid when I'm doing it... does that count for anything?
xxx
mmmmmm
So where do I put the label then?
The pin might prick you
Okidokes - I have it - a sticky instead
Posh naked swinger who dont like carrying shopping home
Nah - not much of a label that - I need to use less words, run out of room on the sticky
Posh naked shopping
Will that do?
Sounds like a great TV show
Quote by MISSCHIEF
How can he race against a horse with his ickle legs??We would stand a better chance if I carried him
No problem Nomad - I've just been through the archives and found the perfect thing for your sausage dog, a couple of small pairs of these.....
Finding a saddle might be rather difficult tho :undecided: Think you might need a cluster of these dogs all strapped together under one saddle?
:thumbup:So if Dave wore these would that make him a Jumpin Jack Flash ........................
Best make sure he takes his raincoat off before the race commences
OMG OMG
So what swingers shop where then?
As a guess the really posh ones - M&S food hall
The ones pretending to be posh - Waitrose
Those wanting to be posh - Sainsburys
Those not wanting to be seen at Sainsbury's cos they dont like people thinking they want to be posh - Tesco's
Those who just dont give a fuck what anybody thinks - Asda
Ohhhh nooooooooo - labels again - what am I thinking!
Dash back in
What about those stores with a chemist
Just watch who buys the condoms at a supermarket - never seen a guy buy them there yet
going now
So what swingers shop where then?
As a guess the really posh ones - M&S food hall
The ones pretending to be posh - Waitrose
Those wanting to be posh - Sainsburys
Those not wanting to be seen at Sainsbury's cos they dont like people thinking they want to be posh - Tesco's
Those who just dont give a fuck what anybody thinks - Asda
Ohhhh nooooooooo - labels again - what am I thinking!
Dash back in
What about those stores with a chemist
Just watch who buys the condoms at a supermarket - never seen a guy buy them there yet
going now
Hiya Olive
Definitely one of those moments that everything just comes together and you can sit back and just say WOW, yes I did it. :thumbup:
I suppose all of us have these moments in our life when we can have that WOW thing. Some have more than others, but they all mean the same, you have achieved something that you will always remember and be proud of, so a huge well done to you.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So definitely a time for celebration and thank you for sharing with your friends on SH, it’s good to smile, even better to laugh.
When I go out tonight, I will definitely raise a toast to you, even if it’s a silent one. :beer:
Plus of course many happy returns to you, hope you have a fab fab day. :happy:
Mine is on Monday, might have to start my celebration on Saturday in London!
Definitely one of those moments that everything just comes together and you can sit back and just say WOW, yes I did it. :thumbup:
I suppose all of us have these moments in our life when we can have that WOW thing. Some have more than others, but they all mean the same, you have achieved something that you will always remember and be proud of, so a huge well done to you.
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
So definitely a time for celebration and thank you for sharing with your friends on SH, it’s good to smile, even better to laugh.
When I go out tonight, I will definitely raise a toast to you, even if it’s a silent one. :beer:
Plus of course many happy returns to you, hope you have a fab fab day. :happy:
Mine is on Monday, might have to start my celebration on Saturday in London!
Quote by bell412
Manolishi, Erm I think you have confused my gender with the female variety.
Bell - Oh errr - maybe stick with Bell - Otherwise it won't be the same for me when I listen to that female sexy voice telling me where to go!
Just for info only, I am a man, I have always been a man and always will be a man.
I thought that the references to maps and compass may have been a small indicator.
LoL noooooooo honest - always knew you were a guy - what I meant was that when Navman gives me directions in the sexy female voice, I would know that a guy on SH had the same name - would not be quite the same then!
Just I am crap with words - so apologies for the confusion. :confused:
Quote by RedHot
Bloody hell – first serious post I have done in ages – I must be having a sombre, reflective moment
Nah Andy! You're just in luuurrvve and going soft in your old age . . . only in the head that is . . . I hope :shock: :lol2:
T-J
Lol - Definately only in the head - some things just won't die down when certain individuals are around!
Definitely a few interesting points here, although straying away from the theme of curvy or slim women.
First off I would have to agree with Maia, I detest labelling people, however if we look into our desires there will usually be a preference, but not solely based on appearance.
Which is why Mike’s point is also true, however you cannot always perceive someone’s personality from across a crowded dance floor. What you do see firstly is appearance, which is probably where preference comes into play. After an encounter then you need to see if you click and that’s where the personality really matters.
I suppose it’s one of the many good things about the net in that on a lot of occasions in chat sites, forums etc then it’s usually personality that you see first. From a personal perspective I click with personality first, however that is not to say that I don’t go for looks, as most individuals would look first in a real and not virtual world.
So, what am I trying to say here.
Looks are important, more so in a real world for first encounters. However to really click, the most important thing to me is personality. My personal preference is definitely for a curvier woman.
I am also very lucky indeed to have to have met someone who not only is stunning, but has a heart of gold and a personality to die for.
Bloody hell – first serious post I have done in ages – I must be having a sombre, reflective moment
First off I would have to agree with Maia, I detest labelling people, however if we look into our desires there will usually be a preference, but not solely based on appearance.
Which is why Mike’s point is also true, however you cannot always perceive someone’s personality from across a crowded dance floor. What you do see firstly is appearance, which is probably where preference comes into play. After an encounter then you need to see if you click and that’s where the personality really matters.
I suppose it’s one of the many good things about the net in that on a lot of occasions in chat sites, forums etc then it’s usually personality that you see first. From a personal perspective I click with personality first, however that is not to say that I don’t go for looks, as most individuals would look first in a real and not virtual world.
So, what am I trying to say here.
Looks are important, more so in a real world for first encounters. However to really click, the most important thing to me is personality. My personal preference is definitely for a curvier woman.
I am also very lucky indeed to have to have met someone who not only is stunning, but has a heart of gold and a personality to die for.
Bloody hell – first serious post I have done in ages – I must be having a sombre, reflective moment
Quote by bell412
Someone mentioned Navman.
I actually really like the name Navman as it is very fitting to what I do for a living.
Does anyone think I should change from bell412 to Navman?
Thoughts please.
Bell (or is ot Navman)
Maybe it could become a poll / vote type thing.
Bell - Oh errr - maybe stick with Bell - Otherwise it won't be the same for me when I listen to that female sexy voice telling me where to go!
Could you not go for TomTom instead
Quote by davej
last night it went sort of like....
umphh...umphh...umphh
arghh....arghh...arghh
umphh...umphhh...umpphh
arghh...arghh...ARGHHHH!!!!!
what!.....what!...
me leg ...shhhiittt...me leg!...me leg!.....crammmp!!......oooofff!
hang on , right how does that feel...is it easing
no the other fucker...ooowwww!
alright ...alright...there..now push!
oh..oh..ohh...
knock knock.....mum you allright?
yes ...yes...bloody cramp!
oh..o.k. ..did you iron my pink top?
no...owww!...no I'll do it in the morning
uh....night
is it alright now?
yes yes it's going.
good good....so erm...dya fancy a coffee or something
pass my dressing gown, I'll be down in a minute
Got to be the best thing I have read on here in ages - brilliant Dave
Probably so good cos I reckon most of us have been in that sort of situation so many times - the true life funnies are far funnier than make believe.
For me, just a quiet puuur, especially when I am being pampered - so...... not a lot of purring going on over here :cry:
Quote by RedHot
By special request of quite a few people (including Mal609 you old perv
Tracy-Jayne
About bloody time Tracy!
I was getting fed up of using that that magnifyer thingy on the pc - good on ya Jon!
Bet he has a huge grin now - (yes I said grin............)
Quote by orpheous1
Can't wait to see it
Douglas Adams signed my copy of the book - one of those that you turn the pages over carefully.
Anyone ever fathom why 42?
its the avarage number of biscuits he had in his biccy tin at any one time.
He definately didn't use my tin then - how can you have the meaning of life to be 1
Quote by littlemee
Anyone ever fathom why 42?
If you don't understand the answer it's because you don't fully understand the question!!!
Well there was this theory ................
the meaning of life divided by the weight of the soul in grams...
say the meaning of life is a force. 42 newtons
that is 42 kilograms*meters/seconds^2
divided by 21 grams (.021 kg) is 2000 meters/seconds^2
that is acceleration. so life is accelerating rapidly?
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
you wont need a brolly as the ladies that are attending will brigten it up
ooooo next one in spain will we be using ur rocket to get there lmao
xxxxxxx
Ooohhh you - you have such a way with words - with the wonderful ladies that are attending it will be fab fab fab
So we got the sunshine sorted - ummmmmmmmmmm who's doing the cooking???
Just off to prep the rocket - wonder how many gallons of water it needs to get us to Spain?
Quote by Marcuso
Well.......I ALWAYS use this................
and I've only ever got lost once .......and that was cos I had a woman in the passenger seat telling me to carry on past the exit I was supposed to take and it was the next exit etc etc etc
having said that.........I have done over 31,000 in the last 10.5 months (mostly for SH meets) so most roads look familiar to me now.............lol
Oi Marcuso,
I thought your car was pushed on most journeys, not driven............
Are you quite sure that woman was in the passenger seat and not pushing from behind? :rascal:
Quote by MISSCHIEF
mmmmmmmmm suppose the answer must be a woman is better then - cos she always gets in right - no left - honest right
perform a legal u-turn .......................
Oh can't beat the one word at each turning eg "Rightleftbackoverthere" "Overtherebackleftright" etc - Then he will go where he thinks is right, then when it's wrong I can do the under breaths "told you it was the other ways" :smile2:
Trust me Missy - I would always follow instruction if you were the teacher
:small-print:
Quote by bell412
When you are stuck in the middle of nowhere,
you need to know how to use a map and compass.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TOMTOM DECIDES TO LOSE IT'S POWER????????????
Always carry a hamster - loads of uses a hamster - one being the ability run round a wheel really quickly, this in turn hooks up to a generator and hey presto
for other uses of a hamster check out .......
Oops sorry, almost way to much info there - I got carried away
Quote by blonde
Well that makes me a happy bunny
The last dalek is dead.................. I can sleep peacefully tonight !!!!!
Not quite sure about that - sure I just heard a rustle over at the BBC. Plus there is definately rustling in SH Towers.
You see, he may not have blown up, he may just have teleported somewhere......... He could have found the plans off the Star Trek web site........
For years I never bought a bungalow soley because they would get me - all that trudging up and down stairs in my semi and now I know I needn't have bothered
Quote by rachel-lane
i personally wouldnt vote for anyone. they all a bunch of sleezy crooks that lie and cheat and act like a bunch of rowdy kids when having their little perthetic debates. i have to pay taxes and obide by the laws of this land, while being treated like a dog and not being given the same rights as any other menber of socierty. theres three main partys that are all the same, democracy they say lol. i personally think its all a smoke screen to pull the wool over our eyes to stop us seeing whats really going on. if i had the choice id vote the illuminated ones, they run the show anyway, dont they?
Not even for these people?
For heavens sake
Why is it recently that whenever an individual has something to say about the site that some members and only some, take it as a slur against SH and feel the need to rip into the individual posting?
Let's be honest, there are some cliquey people on here, there are cliquey people on probably every forum which has ever been seen on the web. The great thing about this site is that these individuals are very few and far between.
Why is it recently that whenever an individual has something to say about the site that some members and only some, take it as a slur against SH and feel the need to rip into the individual posting?
Let's be honest, there are some cliquey people on here, there are cliquey people on probably every forum which has ever been seen on the web. The great thing about this site is that these individuals are very few and far between.
Quote by Vix
I took most of Friday off and had the time of my life - absolutely superb. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Anyone who knows me will know that I have been shedding all weekend - cos thats all I have done for the past year - I really need to get out more.
Time for someone to organise another munch down south - and no I am not volunteering!
Shedding? You losing your skin? Or hair? Or both?
Hmmmmmmmmm - well the hair - definately cos of the kids - the skin - ummmmm - I will leave that to your imagination!
