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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Bristol

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I took most of Friday off and had the time of my life - absolutely superb. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Anyone who knows me will know that I have been shedding all weekend - cos thats all I have done for the past year - I really need to get out more. sad
Time for someone to organise another munch down south - and no I am not volunteering!
dunno
I don't know - the length some guys will go to for that 5 minutes of fame.............
Brilliant Voddy - and oh so true!!!
Women over 30 - I salute you all worship
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Yeahhhhhhh - great day to celebrate
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Put the flag pole up first thing this morning, hoisted the flag - wow
All this obvioulsy done in the pouring rain.
It is weird though - put mine up at 9 am and now other flags are slowly appearing in the street.
So come on everyone - sometimes it just takes one to start a trend. Get those flags out that we all had for the World Cup and stick them up - bet you will be amazed at how many people follow suit.
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ever since I was 20, I always promised myself that I would own a Ford GT40 on my 40th birthday. cool The fact that I thought I would be rich and famous by the time I was 35 helped. cool cool
Well blow me down with a feather, failed on both. banghead
Didn't stop me enjoying being 40. I am having a great time - a broader outlook on life - less inhibitions and definately more of a kid than I ever have been. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by sexyann57
On our wedding day we had them play pan pipe music at the register office but we had a blessing and wedding vows on the local cricket club pitch where we played carribean calypso music , and the first song the dj played for us to dance to was " Tonight i celebrate my love for you" can,t remember the duo who sang it redface think it was Roberta Flack and Donny Hathaway dunno

Well could have been that old crooner Perry Como, but more than likely it was Roberta Flack with Peabo Bryson
I believe it was actually Peabo who wrote the lyrics. cool
oh errr - 7, and that was only because they were multiple choice!
Mind you - I did at least know the last one - the fact that it had nothing to do with sex is purely conincidental. redface
Quote by Starsign_2
hi all
we have just bought a new people carrier..........7 seater........for the kids.......oh my god im turning into my mother..............god help me.........
sophibifem.

Ditto
Mind you, it does have certain advantages having something that big.......................
Quote by little gem
Yay, :bounce:
In that case, let's hijack! biggrin

I always wondered what happened to that hat - dont you just love being re-united on SH rolleyes
Quote by fabio grooverider
a few things that do my head in... (suppose it is my moment to vent my frustration)
1st post whinges........
and people who complain about the ads on the forum......
other than that... love the place and the people.....
anyone else got anything else to add????
sean....relaxing easily now.. smile smile smile breathe in....... and out..........
xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Awwwwwwwww Fabio - here's me thinking that you were always a laid back type of guy who never let anything or anyone get you hot under the collar cool
rotflmao
Saw a van a little while ago that had the typical "clean me" written in the dirt then someone had written below "spuds for sale"
Brought out a small chuckle in me
First off I have to mention two fabulous ladies, Voddy and Red Hot – what can I say ladies apart from a huge thank you for putting up with me these last few months. They have always been there when I needed a chat and have offered me some great advice. Genuine people from a genuine site.
Second huge thank you for someone very special, someone who has a heart of gold. To you, I cannot put into words what these last few months have meant to me, but you know whatever I could say comes straight from the heart. Huge hugs and great big kisses.
Littlemee - not a Rush fan by chance?
Well I have three
Cemetery - the worst place. It was really quite scary for me, but a huge turn on for her – the things we men do to keep women amused.
Green Park in London on a hot afternoon. It was really quite weird because quite a few couples were at it and all trying to be discreet. Amazing the number of variations used to be discreet.
In the Indian Ocean. Wow – absolutely amazing. Could never get the same sensation in our coastal waters, to bloody cold.
Great to see you back on here Tracy.
Glad it all went well - at least you are on the road to recovery albeit a lengthy one.
Anyway - great to have you back - always good to have a pal on here and you are a great pal.
With all of the excitement of the Masters going on I did not mention mine.
Has to be Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen.
The song itself is pretty good, but every time I listen to those words there is only one special person that I immediately think of.
Quote by pNh
Hiya to you all,
Me and my wife have a song, theme from robin hood prince of thieves, by brian adams,
6 weeks after we met, she went to canada to work as a nanny, she was there a year, that was 1991, brian adams had just got to no.1.
We will be married 2 years this month!!!!
And they say long distance relationships never last!!

It felt like it was no 1 in the UK for about a year!!!
Quote by westerross
We've got two - Ride of the Valkyries by Wagner and Night on a Bare Mountain by Mussorgsky - 'cos we met on Halowe'en. lol lol OK I know they're not songs. rolleyes

Fabulous - just pure class both of them - at least you wont get distracted by singing along smile
Quote by SilverOne
Easy.
Slide Away - Oasis

Does that come before or after a tune by Midnight Oil biggrin biggrin biggrin evil
I have just been browsing the varying subjects here in the café and noticed the huge amount of threads regarding music. It would appear that there are a lot of music fans on here.
We have threads about sad songs, happy songs, songs to shag by etc etc.
However I could not find a thread regarding if people had an “our song”.
Do people (I suppose couples) have a particular song that when played they think of each other?
Or maybe this is just an old fashioned thing?
Probably a soppy question, but I am a soppy sod anyway.
Quote by RedHot
Sadly we won't be out tonight or for quite a few weeks now sad
Providing the bed is available, I'm off to hospital on Monday to have the first of two op's on my spine, so won't be active for around 6 - 8 weeks minimum :shock: confused
Hope you find someone out tonight Al wink
Tracy-Jayne

Tracy - Not wanting to hijack the thread, but best wishes for the op - hope it all goes well.
I can supply the grapes for your recuperation.
Come back soon – you will be missed.
Absolutely superb biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
Mind you - I have a complaint - laughing so much I spilt my beer!!!
Quote by leprechaun
now this is kinky have heard that a fem member likes anal sex with a salt and vinigar crips packet as protection (inside out) held on with rubber bands
question is this kinky or am i hanging out with the wrong circles

Salt and vinegar - yep that's definately kinky.
However if it was Walkers lamb and mint sauce...........................
Quote by orpheous1
Does anyone else remember a programme called "The Double Deckers?"
Was it good, i can't remember! confused

Definately shite!! Along with Arabian nights cartoon Rosann Kabbaar (If I remember correctly)
Mind you - Banana Splits yeaaaahhhhhh now were talking!!
Anyone remember the names of the Splits?
I got the title track, by the dickies if you're interested. Also, get a hold of their cover of paranoid (black Sabbath) it is sooooooooo good
I have just got to get a copy of this! - Googling now.................................
Quote by Trapper
Does anyone else remember a programme called "The Double Deckers?"
Was it good, i can't remember! confused

Definately shite!! Along with Arabian nights cartoon Rosann Kabbaar (If I remember correctly)
Mind you - Banana Splits yeaaaahhhhhh now were talking!!
Anyone remember the names of the Splits?
Quote by Calista
fligger digger dee
on that note

Is that a lyric or just an expletive? biggrin
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Missy I hope i get a snog as well hun, please please,
anyway i am ill still everyone.
MikeC

Awwwwwwww Mike hunny :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
Great big get well snogs for ya passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss
Missy
All these people wanting kisses - and you get nowt!
Did not think that was fair, so
passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss passionkiss
and of course a :rose:
God there are some great topics around here!
Just to add my two penneth. Definitely something that I adore, however I much prefer to give than to receive. Absolutely correct post earlier in that some women love giving a b-j. This obviously can cause a dilemma because you don’t always know if the lady really wants to or not.
When you get to that level with someone and you know exactly what the both of you like then it can be so intense – especially when you get into 69’s. Therefore from a first night perspective it does not always work out well because you just don’t know each others like’s/dislikes well enough.
As an aside, what do you do if the person you are with likes to give, but is just not very good at it. It is not necessarily a case of practise makes perfect. If it is just a one night thing, personally I find it extremely difficult to say that it could be better. I just feel uncomfortable providing “feedback” during the throes of passion.
Again, once you get to know that person you can drop clues into the conversation that would enhance the oral fun. Obviously this must be a two way thing so we both learn.
Everybody’s different – that’s what’s so great about us. The joy of discovering what turns another person on, be it oral, bondage or whatever, and then to enact what you have learnt is the most intense and satisfying feeling for me.
Ohh errrrrrr
The only one I don't do is water (well not in a pub) :doh:
This may mean I am totally mixed up - personally I like to think that I am just misunderstood dunno
Quote by RedHot
Wasps, wasps
Got one buzzing me right now in my office - cant kill the sodding thing.
Either stay logged on or do a runner??????
Help please - it's now blocking the exit and getting closer ......................
If you dont hear from me again the bloody thing got me .....................

Now me on the other hand, I'm absolutely terrified of . . . . Clowns :shock:
T-J
Got it sorted - threw my big rose nose at it, bashed it over the head with my huge shoe then drowned it with water from my squirty flower
phew - all sorted
:shock: :shock: :shock: :scared: :giveup:
Ok. Ok. I give in :shock:
Promise I won't call you a wimp in future . . . . . . . bastard innocent :lol2:
T-J
T-J - no way you would give up innocent
I reckon your just lulling me into a false sense of security then next time we meet you will be wearing yellow and black and make buzzing noises in my ear smackbottom smackbottom
Quote by RedHot
Wasps, wasps
Got one buzzing me right now in my office - cant kill the sodding thing.
Either stay logged on or do a runner??????
Help please - it's now blocking the exit and getting closer ......................
If you dont hear from me again the bloody thing got me .....................

And I thought you looked so butch and manly rolleyes rolleyes wink
Open the window and it will fly out if you wave a rolled up newspaper behind it and shoo it along lol
Now me on the other hand, I'm absolutely terrified of . . . . Clowns :shock:
Been like it since I was frightened by one as a very small child attending a Billy Smart's Circus show with my parents. We were in the front row of seats and he rushed over to us, grabbed me up and nuzzled my face with his bright orange scratchy nasty nylon wig :!: To say I made a puddle on the floor would be an understatement confused redface
When all my children were small I had to insist that no one bought them a toy clown for birthdays etc or I would have flipped my lid and most likely wet myself again blink wink
T-J
Got it sorted - threw my big rose nose at it, bashed it over the head with my huge shoe then drowned it with water from my squirty flower
phew - all sorted