Wasps, wasps
Got one buzzing me right now in my office - cant kill the sodding thing.
Either stay logged on or do a runner??????
Help please - it's now blocking the exit and getting closer ......................
If you dont hear from me again the bloody thing got me .....................
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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
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1920's 57
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1950's 67
1960's 38
1970's 28
1980's 13
1990's 6
Mine just seems like Jo Average - apart from the 90's - No idea what event triggered the popularity.
I did get a shock regarding the meaning - Manly, Courageous - Not to sure if I agree with that - I always cry when Bambi's mum gets shot
1910's 46
1920's 57
1930's 71
1940's 86
1950's 67
1960's 38
1970's 28
1980's 13
1990's 6
Mine just seems like Jo Average - apart from the 90's - No idea what event triggered the popularity.
I did get a shock regarding the meaning - Manly, Courageous - Not to sure if I agree with that - I always cry when Bambi's mum gets shot
Hiya,
Yep lost mine. A form is available, but as I recall it is one form now? You effectively have to apply for a new passport and I think there is a tick box to indicate that it is to replace a lost one. But you still need all the forms - birth certificate etc.
It really was as painless as applying for a new one - no hassle at all.
Good tip is to make a note of your passport number as this circumvents the rigmarole. Like an idiot I never made a note of my one. Needless to say I do now.
Hope that helps.
Yep lost mine. A form is available, but as I recall it is one form now? You effectively have to apply for a new passport and I think there is a tick box to indicate that it is to replace a lost one. But you still need all the forms - birth certificate etc.
It really was as painless as applying for a new one - no hassle at all.
Good tip is to make a note of your passport number as this circumvents the rigmarole. Like an idiot I never made a note of my one. Needless to say I do now.
Hope that helps.
Definately a good snog for me.
Given a choice, goes without saying that I would agree with Parrot, but if it's down to one or the other, you cant beat a good snog, entwined with a big cuddle.
Ummmm having second thoughts now. Do you find that some people are just not very good snoggers? In those cases I suppose it would have to be a shag. Oh hell decisions decisions. :doh:
Ok - if everyone read Neilinleeds post before going out then definately a snog.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/26224.html
No excuses then for bad snoggers.
Given a choice, goes without saying that I would agree with Parrot, but if it's down to one or the other, you cant beat a good snog, entwined with a big cuddle.
Ummmm having second thoughts now. Do you find that some people are just not very good snoggers? In those cases I suppose it would have to be a shag. Oh hell decisions decisions. :doh:
Ok - if everyone read Neilinleeds post before going out then definately a snog.
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/26224.html
No excuses then for bad snoggers.
Umm, well I dio have 2
Because the Night - Patti Smith
Take me now baby here as I am
Pull me close, try and understand
Desire is hunger is the fire I breathe
Love is a banquet on which we feed
Come on now try and understand
The way I feel when I’m in your hands
Take my hand come undercover
They can’t hurt you now,
Can’t hurt you now, can’t hurt you now
Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to lust
Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to us
Sign O' The Times - Prince
Hurricane annie ripped the ceiling of a church
And killed everyone inside
U turn on the telly and every other story
Is tellin’ u somebody died
Sister killed her baby cuz she could afford 2 feed it
And we’re sending people 2 the moon
In september my cousin tried reefer 4 the very first time
Now he’s doing horse, it’s june
Because the Night - Patti Smith
Take me now baby here as I am
Pull me close, try and understand
Desire is hunger is the fire I breathe
Love is a banquet on which we feed
Come on now try and understand
The way I feel when I’m in your hands
Take my hand come undercover
They can’t hurt you now,
Can’t hurt you now, can’t hurt you now
Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to lust
Because the night belongs to lovers
Because the night belongs to us
Sign O' The Times - Prince
Hurricane annie ripped the ceiling of a church
And killed everyone inside
U turn on the telly and every other story
Is tellin’ u somebody died
Sister killed her baby cuz she could afford 2 feed it
And we’re sending people 2 the moon
In september my cousin tried reefer 4 the very first time
Now he’s doing horse, it’s june
For me it changes with the weather:
Really hot day:
Cider - we have a fab local cider house which makes the stuff
Really hot day and feeling very lazy:
Pint of Vodka and Pineapple - I dont have to keep refilling the glass
Really hot day and thirsty:
Kronenburg or a really cold cobra
Winter and thirsty:
Local real ale mmmmmmmm
Winter and mellow in front of the fire:
Martell Medallion VSOP (heaven in a glass)
So typical English summer
starts with a real ale followed by a lager followed by a cider followed by a vodka followed by a real ale followed by a brandy to go to bed with (hic) :beer:
Really hot day:
Cider - we have a fab local cider house which makes the stuff
Really hot day and feeling very lazy:
Pint of Vodka and Pineapple - I dont have to keep refilling the glass
Really hot day and thirsty:
Kronenburg or a really cold cobra
Winter and thirsty:
Local real ale mmmmmmmm
Winter and mellow in front of the fire:
Martell Medallion VSOP (heaven in a glass)
So typical English summer
starts with a real ale followed by a lager followed by a cider followed by a vodka followed by a real ale followed by a brandy to go to bed with (hic) :beer:
Well, difficult to know what to say here that has not already been said.
Special thanks to Voddy to get this event ticking and another special thanks to Olive for setting it up in the first place.
Personally I had a wonderful time, a great opportunity to put face to name, you guys are absolutely the best. In addition, the venue was great, although I did feel a little overdressed!
Yo marcuso, heart and soul springs to mind - great guy and a wonderful talent, you certainly missed your calling, the stage is calling you.........
I do also have an admission - I must apologise to the stream of cars that was following mine when we left the party. I thought I had all of you in my rear view mirror, but by the time we hit the A34 only one was there and whoever it was shot past me like a bat out of hell.
Would have been good to crack a bottle of wine later, so TJ - I hope you will forgive me. You going north - and me going south! Ummm, any other circumstance – some people might have said heaven.
I hope we get to see some of the pics - at times it felt like a dirty geezer with a mac, all the flashing that was going on.
Once again, a huge thank you to everyone who turned out and made me feel most welcome.
Special thanks to Voddy to get this event ticking and another special thanks to Olive for setting it up in the first place.
Personally I had a wonderful time, a great opportunity to put face to name, you guys are absolutely the best. In addition, the venue was great, although I did feel a little overdressed!
Yo marcuso, heart and soul springs to mind - great guy and a wonderful talent, you certainly missed your calling, the stage is calling you.........
I do also have an admission - I must apologise to the stream of cars that was following mine when we left the party. I thought I had all of you in my rear view mirror, but by the time we hit the A34 only one was there and whoever it was shot past me like a bat out of hell.
Would have been good to crack a bottle of wine later, so TJ - I hope you will forgive me. You going north - and me going south! Ummm, any other circumstance – some people might have said heaven.
I hope we get to see some of the pics - at times it felt like a dirty geezer with a mac, all the flashing that was going on.
Once again, a huge thank you to everyone who turned out and made me feel most welcome.
I realise its a bit corny and we see a lot of jokes on here, but I was sent one today that just creased me up.
As its Friday and we are getting all set for the weekend I thought I would share it with you all so everyone has a smile on there face.
If you have heard it before then sorry!
On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers yes, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando,Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?"
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her Mom is staying for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-in-law was in the shower at the Time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this. (3 minutes of commercials follow.)
DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?" (touchtones ringing)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo...do you know the rules of 'Mate match'?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question,
Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much,Sarah?"
Sarah: "Well, it's just that my Mom is vacationing with us and..."
DJ: "She saw?"
Sarah: "BRIAN?!
Brian: "No, no I didn't..."
DJ: "Ease up there, sister. Just messing' with your head. Your answer, please?"
Sara: "Dear Lord...I cannot believe you told them this."
Brian: "Come on, honey, it's for a free trip to Florida."
DJ: "Let's go, sister. We ain't got all day here. Where did you do it?"
Sarah: (short pause) "In the ass."
(long, long pause)
DJ: "We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors."
As its Friday and we are getting all set for the weekend I thought I would share it with you all so everyone has a smile on there face.
If you have heard it before then sorry!
On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers yes, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando,Florida if you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: "Yes."
DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?"
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her Mom is staying for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-in-law was in the shower at the Time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this. (3 minutes of commercials follow.)
DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?" (touchtones ringing)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo...do you know the rules of 'Mate match'?"
Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for 5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "All right. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question,
Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida. Are you ready?"
Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that, did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much,Sarah?"
Sarah: "Well, it's just that my Mom is vacationing with us and..."
DJ: "She saw?"
Sarah: "BRIAN?!
Brian: "No, no I didn't..."
DJ: "Ease up there, sister. Just messing' with your head. Your answer, please?"
Sara: "Dear Lord...I cannot believe you told them this."
Brian: "Come on, honey, it's for a free trip to Florida."
DJ: "Let's go, sister. We ain't got all day here. Where did you do it?"
Sarah: (short pause) "In the ass."
(long, long pause)
DJ: "We'll be right back after a word from our sponsors."
Sounds like we are going to have a good turn out for this one :bounce: :bounce:
A vast improvement on the mini munches that have previously been orgainised in the south - reckon it must be down to Voddy's great organisational skills. A huge thanks to Voddy for organising this one , maybe you should do them all from now on Voddy? 
Fingers crossed for Marcuso that he can make it.
It will be great to catch up with everyone - whoever gets there first, please put a reserved sign for me next to the bar!! :beer:
A vast improvement on the mini munches that have previously been orgainised in the south - reckon it must be down to Voddy's great organisational skills. A huge thanks to Voddy for organising this one
, maybe you should do them all from now on Voddy? Fingers crossed for Marcuso that he can make it.
It will be great to catch up with everyone - whoever gets there first, please put a reserved sign for me next to the bar!! :beer:
Quote by Surreychap
Sounds like those in attendance had a blast! Apologies again for not being able to make it! ... Would love to come, if invited, to the next one?
Would be great to see you at the next one - shame you missed this one - but paying the bills must come first!
I reckon you and I will be watching the new threads on here with eager anticipation!
First off - sorry it has taken a while for me to get a post up here.
Not much to be said that has not already been said. :shock:
Thank you to all those who turned up, it was a fab evening although bloody cold. Mind you saying that - the view was impressive
To those who did turn up - a huge thanks for making the evening so enjoyable and an even bigger thanks to one very special person
Roll on April - lets hope it is warmer - remind me never to go to the same pub again in the winter
Not much to be said that has not already been said. :shock:
Thank you to all those who turned up, it was a fab evening although bloody cold. Mind you saying that - the view was impressive
To those who did turn up - a huge thanks for making the evening so enjoyable and an even bigger thanks to one very special person
Roll on April - lets hope it is warmer - remind me never to go to the same pub again in the winter
Quote by RedHot
Join in on the forum and get yourself known and perhaps you could come to the next meet up for drinks
Tracy-Jayne
oooohhhh does that mean you are organising the next one????? Sounds like an excellent idea to me.
Hands up all those who want Redhot to organise a gathering!!!!!!!
Mind you - pound to a penny if you agreed, you would delegate!!!!
And what's that supposed to mean?
Giving everyone the impression that I'm a bossy old bat
I can manage *that* all by myself thank you all the same 
T-J
Awwwww - just thinking that your organisational skills are probably superb - and obvioulsy just trying to get one over on you. I know I will never suceed, but it's worth trying!
Quote by RedHot
Hi
new to this and looking to meet other like minded people in the Hants Dorset area wheree is the best place to meet?
There is no one place best to meet. That would of course depend on what you have in mind
Join in on the forum and get yourself known and perhaps you could come to the next meet up for drinks
Will prob be in around 4 - 6 weeks Tracy-Jayne
oooohhhh does that mean you are organising the next one????? Sounds like an excellent idea to me.
Hands up all those who want Redhot to organise a gathering!!!!!!!
Mind you - pound to a penny if you agreed, you would delegate!!!!
Quote by Parrot
Well the social event of the month is this coming Thursday.
I will be sending out pm's hopefully today if I get time.
Otherwise it will definately be by Monday.
Please send me an invite too.
I won't be able to get there but I can look at the invite and sigh,
Definately! - Will send you a pm!
When your down next, you can orgaise the meet! - This one has driven me insane!
Quote by friendly
Bay City Rollers are better than Sweet
Mike
xxx
I sincerely hope you are joking!!!
Sweet wipe the boards. One of the best bands of the 70's Listen to the albums pure rock
The singles were crap on the A side - but those B sides were some of the best.
Oh errrr, even I am showing my age now!
Quote by RedHot
What can I say!!!
I am away for a week and look what happens - my thread is totally hijacked and my favorite women are being lured elsewhere
You naughty naughty people
Well what do you expect?!
You bugger of to work without so much as a "ta ra" and we don't hear from you for a whole week :shock:
I mean, we have to have something to keep us amused don't we?
But don't worry - we'll be all over you like a rash next week, specailly if you get the first round in :P :grin:
T-J
And I suppose your going to tell me next that the flowers didn't arrive with the note explaining my absence???????? :doh:
Reckon I will have to get a new PA - you just can't get the staff nowadays
I will definately make it up to all three of you next week :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by RedHot
Of to do some quality shopping now (beer, Box of Maltesers and a box of Cheerios) for the weekend, no expense spared
Mike
xxxxxx
Ooh! Such a decadent lifestyle :shock:
Most guys I know don't bother with the cheerios :lol2:
T-J
I prefer helloooooossss to cherios (sometimes followed by a quick bugger off)
Yes corny I know, but the best I could do at short notice
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by RedHot
T-J
Give me the figure of a woman rather than a man any day (I wish....)
xxx
Ok, you can have mine for the rest of the day - 36dd 27 37 any good for you?
But I need it back by tea time as I've got plans for it myself later :twisted: :giggle:
Tracy-Jayne
Oh Tracy you naughty girl.
It 9 am and you have made me drool already. :twisted:
God knows what I am going to do with myself all day now. :crazy:
