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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Bristol

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Quote by RedHot
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
for gawds sake dont let t j sing we will be banned from all pubs on the south coast
she could strip tho
voddy xxxxxx

Oi! you cheeky mare :!: rolleyes
We're more likely to get banned if I strip off than if I sing a few tuneless notes :shock: rotflmao
T-J
mmmmmmmm RedHot!!
I am sure I have seven veils somewhere that a previous friend left lying around, or if not I could blow up some ballons??
I reckon dancing on the table should be ok - but not sure about the bar.
Anyway - if we kicked out we always have the forest (god I hope we get kicked out)!!!!
Quote by renaldoandclara
Is a drink in the new forest the follow up single to a walk in the black forest?

Rekon it would have been if Horst Jankowski had not been barred from the local pubs. rolleyes
Although I suppose we could make one up when we all get together. :beer:
If we get the lyrics together, maybe we could get a volenteer to give a recital at the Winchester party :karaoke:
Hi All wave
I was contemplating a social gathering on Thursday 3rd March at a drinking hole in the New Forest. :beer:
Obviously if I was to drink alone, it won’t be that sociable, so would anyone like to join me?
dunno
Quote by RedHot
come on folks 28 names on list now
try the southern beer honest its not all water really
voddy xxxx

Or try the southern girlies if you prefer . . . :twisted:
T-J
As a world famous donkey once said
"pick me pick me pick me"
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
And yes - given the right potion I could turn into a stallion!
If you ain't seen the film, this could turn into something really embarassing! :doh:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:32 pm Post subject:
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Who fancies a pint in the New Forest in a couple of weeks?
What do you reckon - new thread?? Misschief - advice needed!!
I realise we won't have Geordie, but if we're really quiet we could observe all the local wildlife.
Although if we get Voddy, Misschief and RedHot, not much chance of that!!!
oi you cheeky young pup
are you saying us ladies cannot keep quiet
right sonny your on we will prove that we can
voddy xxxxxxx

Voddy your an angel worship
First time anyone has called me young in 20 years :shock:
:bounce: :bounce:
Who fancies a pint in the New Forest in a couple of weeks?
What do you reckon - new thread?? Misschief - advice needed!!
I realise we won't have Geordie, but if we're really quiet we could observe all the local wildlife.
Although if we get Voddy, Misschief and RedHot, not much chance of that!!!
Quote by RedHot
** Whispers to T-J **
I think he means you, lol
BTW, Does that top button come unfastened by accident or design?

By design of course. Secret is to buy a dress one size too small and then you *have* to keep the top button undone :evil2:
Misschief, don't think Voddy will protect you. She taught me everything I know :shock:
She pretends to be sweet and innocent but some of us know her better :twisted: rotflmao
T-J
Shame you didn't buy a dress two sizes to big - could have had two buttons undone then! sillyhwoar:
Although I would have been sitting very uncomfortably. :rascal: It was uncomfortable enough sitting next to Misschief, hope she didn't notice smackbottom
Almost forgot, next time please please can I have a cushion for Misschief and myself lol
We only need the one so we can get nice and close :rude:
Hey! You told us where to meet - you should've been quicker and got the comfy seats for yourselves :doh: rotflmao
You're just jealous 'cos you got splinters - we left butt grooves instead blink
T-J
Ah but RedHot, dont forget that I was staright up to bar buying the lovely Misschief a drink dunno
Of course I was in the pub waiting no knowing that all the while you were outside having tons of fun with Geordie :bounce:
Bet that will get the tongues wagging :censored:
After all that I, can't complain at least the view from my side was mmmmmmmmm sillyhwoar:
Ok Ok, were going to have to do it all again somewhere quieter :bounce:
Although I do need to explore this movable console thingy with Jon again blink
Although only for enough time for me to get my breath back :eeek:
Almost forgot, next time please please can I have a cushion for Misschief and myself lol
We only need the one so we can get nice and close :rude:
Well, what can I say…..!!
Errrrrrr :idea:
Given an opportunity to get together with Misschief and Red Hot prior to June, would be an opportunity not to be missed! Although maybe somewhere a bit quieter next time otherwise the pub could get well hacked off – even though it was hummin :bounce: :bounce:
Ladies, if you ever want to get together somewhere quieter with me, send me a pm!!
:bounce:
Hiya
Well, what can I say but thank you for everybody for turning out.
I had a fabulous time although way to much coke - was very hyper when I got home. Remind me next time, stay off the coke and stick to beer :cheers:
And ladies, Misschief and Red Hot, all I can say is wow! Two extremely hot looking women. sillyhwoar:
I could not think of two nicer ladies to spend an evening with, just a shame we were in a pub :doh:
Will be great to do it all again, shame June is such a long way off. wave
Sorry to have missed you tonight.
I was busy replacing taps on the kitchen sink! :censored:
3 guesses where i would have preferred to have been! :bounce:
Well as a single guy, been around for a number of years on and off my view is this.
It all really depends on what the couple wants.
The most important thing here is that they are comfortable with whatever takes place. There has been an occasion when the guy has been more pushy, asking his woman to become more active with me when it is clear from looking into her eyes that she is really uncomfortable. On that occasion, I politely left. It must be that both both parties want interaction.
Obvioulsy if I know the woman wants interaction, then that is wonderful - you can normally tell from the eyes.
Bottom line
I am there to watch - and I am grateful that the couple want to show me. If it goes any further then all well and good as long as everyone is happy for things to progress.
Well after the thumping that England rugby took yesterday, I could have done with some fun last night. banghead
What' s the difference between the England rugby team and me? dunno
At least if I say I will turn up I would have! :doh:
Oi you lot, please don't start with further comparisons! :small-print:
:violin:
Well just had say something!
Being a southerner from the ne I have the best of both worlds - a gentleman when i need to be and I can hold good conversation! We won't mention the difference between beer in the north and the south otherwise this thread will be hijacked and I will get lynched!
I am visiting the north west in a couple of weeks and would love to entertain you ladies. The problem is I don't exactly fit your requirements! :doh:
Mind you, we could just go out and get wrecked together instead! :cheers:
Those dates are great for me.
I know which pub, well I should do, I live here! It certainly is not the best pub in the world, but to avoid too many messages going back and forth, lets stick with this one.
I can pm everyone with the details if you want.
If we go with lunchtime we see the parrot! I opt for an evening! lol
So the only thing left is the exact date (Wed Eve please!) and a time. 7:00?
Sounds like we have a quorum!
Presume Parrot is organising day/venue?
I already have plans for 3rd and 4th, but the following week sounds good.
Parrot are you sending out PM's?
Drinks in Ringwood sound great.
Plus I can walk or totter home!! Hopefully I know my way now blindfold - oops sorry that was last week, she should have taken it off before she kicked me out the door!!
There are some great pubs in Ringwood, plus the benefit of the best brewary in the land.
Totally agree.
Although I think this affects all of us. Single guys and couples alike.
I suppose there are a variety of differemt reasons why people don't trun up.
Some are quite genuine I suppose, if they have lost there nerve at the last minute etc. Up to a point I can understand that perspective..
For others, I reckon there are too many reasons to mention on here, from not persuading your wife to come along, to just pic collecting.
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Was just sitting quite bored until I saw this!
God, can you just imagine it!
Hope this ends this thread otherwise couples may get to like the idea.
Can just imagine it now as an ad!
doggers required by couple, must be able to parachute in from a hercules
Would it all end with a 21 gun salute?
Could get a bit messy!
lol
To be honest, since I have been on here, my spam has increased, not surprising as I have my email shown. Even as a single guy, I get weird messages from couples and singles asking for all sorts.
It gets easier to spot those that have not bothered to read my ad. To those, I just delete them, as I am sure some just send out mass emails just to see who will reply. A lot of these are just individuals who want to increase their pic collection (muppets) and are not really genuine.
Hi Katie and Krazy wave
Red has it spot on. cool
The best bit of advice that was ever given to me by a fab couple, ref this site was just to join in. :mrgreen:
And how true that was.
Yes of course there are morons on here - you get them everywhere, but more importantly, if you join in, you can end up with having a good laugh with genuine people plus good encounters if you want to.
Most importantly - my advice after reds, would be to be courteous and have fun.
Hope you have a great time. biggrin
I would agree with Judy on this.
Yes ok its annoying, but more importantly to whom? In all honesty sometimes you could think that the people who post them are more devious than you think. Look at who gets responses from those type of posts? Only the ones where debate rages about the merit of such a post. All of a sudden there is interest, and lo and behold the guy gets what he wants.
In my opinion, I reckon that if someone wants to post a lurid abrupt 2 line message, then so be it. Who really cares. The only thing that I would ask for is that the title is accurate, then I could ignore as appropriate.
Hiya Olive,
I can appreciate how difficult it is opening this up to everyone inclusive of the single guys. If there is any spaces left that possibly could be filled with a single guy, it would be great to be invited. It is very difficult to say on here what I am like, so maybe, if you get a second, have a read of my ad, it is 210380.
If there no spaces left, I would just want to wish everyone a great time and I hope you have a lot of fun.
Just a question really - but what happened to Collymore. I know he was found out near to me, but was not sure if it was the old plod or just the media? I hope putting his name up here does not contravene rules, but everyone in the uk seems to know what he did so I have made a presumption that it was ok.
If it was plod, I would have thought that the papers would have said what happened to him.
Longleat - watch out for those lions!
You could always come a little further south - loads of wild animals down here! lol biggrin
I really don't understand this.
The subject of this forum is lets meet up. If he wants to put an add in to say exactly what he is looking for, why so many critics?
There are to many threads that seem to go this way. Why cant we all just live and let live without everyone trying to outdo each other with pointless drivel.
He was not looking for comments, he was just being honest saying what he wanted. Can't we all just leave it at that? rolleyes
Any couples want some fun in Brum on Wednesday night?
I don't know the area that well as I am just visiting for the one night.
God that sounds sooooo corny! lol
Anyway, discretion and cleanliness is a given and expected..
Let’s hope it doesn’t rain, I am fed up with getting soaked this winter!
Sounds like a trip up north is in order!
Bum its midnight - just my luck, another oppertunity missed!
rolleyes