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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Bristol

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Well your not to far from me, although never been out in Weymouth. I would certainly come down that way if your serious.
Have sent you a pm
Well,
As many people have said before, unless you ask you will never find out, so I am asking! lol
I have a hotel room booked for the 19th January in Birmingham. Rather than just sit at the bar pondering if any women want to see my room, I thought I would make my own arangments this time!
If any women want some fun in a nice big bed just pm me. Two women would obvioulsy be best, but that maybe asking to much. A single bifem maybe nice and we can see if we can chat someone up at the bar together.
If a couple want to meet, then not a problem as long as the guy is st8 - cos i am.
So to summerise, anyone looking for fun on the 19th Jan in Birmingham pm me! lol
You won't be dissapointed! wink
Quote by RedHot
One or two newbies stay in their cars, but a lot of the regular guys where we go seem mostly to stand around in large groups chatting, smoking, drinking cola, beer and bottled water, eating chips, sarnies, burgers.
It's a fair picnic scene sometimes when we've driven in, with all the guys huddled on the corner under the lights looking for all the world like vultures about to pounce :shock:
Still, I daresay the solitary fox who wanders around amongst them appreciates all the pizza crusts, chips and bits of bread they throw on the ground, but not so much the plastic bottles, fag packets, pizza boxes and chip papers confused
At least the new guys sit and read the paper or watch the world go by without resorting to littering up the place - that is, not until they become established, then they join the little tea party and so it goes on rolleyes
You are going to have to nag Jon, we all have to do our bit to protect the environment!
I keep telling Jon we should go out earlier in the evenings. It would help litter control as the guys wouldn't have time to eat if we were already there! It could be a small token towards the protection of the environment cool lol
Tracy-Jayne
Well, I think you'll find I'm worth it :P
T-J
If I ever had the oppertunity Hugo-Boss it is. Definately body spray as well, although not all over - it stings!! lol wink
Quote by jomu
I usually turn the radio on, then go to sleep.
Usually I get woken up by any cars coming in, but the police visit always wakes me to go home to bed.
If I get time, I have a quick mouthwash with oral-alcohol mouthwash, which guarantees me a breath test.
After a quick search of the car, everyone then goes away happy.

Hey Jomu, you must stop teasing the long arm of the law!! Met one ages ago who really took it personnally!
Quote by Serendipity
The times I've been out on the off chance rather than something pre-arranged, I smoked....a lot! However I'm trying to quit now so the answer might be knitting soon biggrin

Please take up knitting - I could do with a scarf - gets bloody cold when you have not been invited in! lol
Ok, things were looking boring so I thought I would start a new thread!
I suppose this only applies to single guys, but I was wondering what we did while hanging around a car park in the freezing cold waiting for anybody to turn up.
Was just wondering as on the way home from work, thought I would stop in and grab a Dominoes ready for my long vigil.
What happens, I drive in, turn the lights off, get the first slice and people arrive! - My pizza ended up getting cold! And no - before you ask I did not offer it around, I could not trust if everyone had clean fingernails!!!
Anyway - just a bit of joviality before the weekend biggrin
Quote by RedHot

Ok Ok As it's a special occasion I will brush the cobwebs off the Hugo Boss
wink

*Swoon* and there was me thinking you were going to brush cobwebs off the Old Spice . . . lol
T-J
Never heard of the stuff!! redface
But you know me Red, anything that it takes........
Ok done some searching on the web - I might have a little white bottle in the attic!!
The lenghts I go to...........
Quote by RedHot
I do agree with being clean and fresh. And a touch of aftershave doesn't go amiss either.
One other thing I have been made aware of.....a days growth can feel like coarse sandpaper on a womans skin so a good shave is always a worthwhile excercise too. cool

*Sigh* Why is it that the guys who know how they should turn out for dogging, always live so far away? confused
T-J
MMMMMMM Rehot - I am only just down the road from you!!
I would even replace the Brut with Denim!!! lol cool
You remember those? :shock: Or even worse still use them :eeek:
And there was me thinking you were a *young* guy wink
T-J
Ok Ok As it's a special occasion I will brush the cobwebs off the Hugo Boss
wink
Quote by RedHot
I do agree with being clean and fresh. And a touch of aftershave doesn't go amiss either.
One other thing I have been made aware of.....a days growth can feel like coarse sandpaper on a womans skin so a good shave is always a worthwhile excercise too. cool

*Sigh* Why is it that the guys who know how they should turn out for dogging, always live so far away? confused
T-J
MMMMMMM Rehot - I am only just down the road from you!!
I would even replace the Brut with Denim!!! lol cool
Well I have had no complaints (so far) lol
I always make sure the nails are nicely trimmed and clean.
As for the foreskin - whats a foreskin? lol
It's getting to the stage where I even lay off the garlic if its going to be a definate
If anyone wans to find out they just have to pm to arrange a meet!!!!!
I suppose each to their own. Being considerate and polite goes a long way. A word afterwards by all parties involved at least leaves everone feeling good on the drive home, which for some is a long way!
There can be nothing worse that going to a meet with hardly a word said. Personnally I would much prefer to at least say hi to both parties before anything got going.
Maybe I am just being old fashioned here!!!
Hang on, maybe I am just old!! lol
Quote by dirtydoggers
ahhh another thread where everyones sentiments by manolishi,seems that humour,respect and cleanliness will get you a long way in this game.......what are you guys doing with your heating allowances this year?....naughty wigan,just bend over while i give your avetar arse a virtual slap,oooh,i enjoyed

Spent it all on wine, women and new springs for the back seat!! lol
Well as an older guy I just had to say something!!
First off, what is age anyway - some of my best experiences have been with women older than me - now thats an odd feeling being called a toy boy at my age! lol
Most of the time, I would much prefer an older lady anyway to some 20yr old stunner, the fun can be more intense.
Bugger that means that no more 20yr stunners will be leaving me pm's!! lol
Personnaly I feel that as long as respect and politness for each other is shown then who cares. If that means that I reply to an add to be told sorry to old, then no worries - at least they have been decent enough to reply.
I do worry sometimes if you go out and see a car with 2 or 3 young guys around it, but I suppose you dont know if that is what the couple prefer or it is just a case of thats who was around at the time.
Enough of my ramblings!!! lol
Hiya,
To be honest, it sounds like a great idea. There does seem to be a few newbies on the south coast (me included).
If this was just a munch it would be a great ice breaker for when joining in on the forums. Face to name etc all that sort of stuff.
I don’t necessarily think it has to be excessive, just am excuse for individuals who share the same site and interests to get together.
If it does go ahead, please count me in (dependant upon date). As a single male I do accept the points raised earlier, especially as alcohol will no doubt be involved. Maybe a smaller event may be more in order?
No idea on what the right options are here, but a south coast munch to kick of the new year does sound like a great idea.
Well if there is anything to be learnt from this, it is a case of live and let live.
If individuals need advice they will ask for it. If their not asking then don’t dictate.
We all see too many people forcing their views on others. This is meant to be an open forum, not an excuse for individuals to get on pedestals, on this thread or any other.
To Smashem, the answer to your question must be a yes by the offers you have had!
All we need now is someone to tell a joke to lighten the mood. I would but all mine are showing their age!
Let’s all get on and have loads of fun in 2005.
Maybe we should just put this to a test.
As I am on the south coast lets arrange a meet and all those who say they will turn up and dont could go into a sin bin area on this site.
Yes Yes Yes I know I am a single guy before anyone has a go!
I just wanted to wish you all well with the party. I hope you get lots of pm requests to attend.
If it is successful why dont you have another and just invite 1 single male!! lol
Had to put that line in as it was expected! lol
Honestly - hope you have lots of fun. Good luck
I am sure I am blushing now! lol
Shame the country is not a bit smaller - everyone could get togther at the same time then! -God could you imagine it - Dont think the New Forest could accomodate us all!!
On a more serious note - I much prefer to be invited somewhere rather than just turn up because you know if you are invited at least you know you are welcome.
Thats enough of my serious side! lol
Trust me Jo - If you invited me and I was in teh area I would not let you down!
Maybe everyone is just to full up with Xmas pud or just to drunk to wander out!
I feel like that Martini advert
Anytime Anyplace Anywhere!! (well almost)
Jeeeesss showing my age now!!
I have a bike! - Although it would take me a while to peddle up there from Bournemouth!
Please don't start without me!! lol
Hiya, been out and about a couple of times over Xmas but no-one is around - mind you the weather has been a bit chilly!
I suppose indoor fun is a lot cosier and warmer! lol
I will be out and about in the New Year. Roll on summer, although at least in winter it gets dark earlier!! lol
I have heard those rumours about Brighton lol! - not the same in Bournemouth!!
Honestly! - And some of us always turn up when we say!
And here's me thinking that southerners were more shy and retiring! lol
Well you live and learn!
For my part my heritage is from the north - so no way am I shy and retiring!
Very true comment.
It's not just the singles who dont turn up! - Or maybe thats just a southern thing! lol