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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
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Quote by Calista
I'm fussy about food and the thought of mixing foods send me all shivery redface When I was pregnant with our middle child the worst combination I had in terms of craving was salt & vinegar chipsticks dipped in strawberry angel delight.
confused
Cx

Not to sure about chipsticks with angel delight, however I do know of some wonderful stuff you can do with angel delight, well, that and also mars bars :twisted:
Quote by markther
Does anyone else have cheese and marmite sandwiches?

My oh my yes.
Ever tried the black stuff in cheese omelletes, yummy as well
ahhh, errrrrrr where to start
Well beans on toast, covered in salad cream then grated cheese on top.
Peenut butter and strawberry jam on toast
And of course, Marmite. I love the stuff and actually experiment with it in cooking. Mind, I have to say, Marmite in a chow-mein just does not work at all.
There are others, but I am getting hungry now. Maybe marmite on a nice toasted bacon sarnie mmmmmmmmm
Quote by tweeky
tweeky's left buttock is hypersensitive, and if tickled, will break down into tears.
I have the squits?

Ok ok, this is freaky tweeky, I had exactly the same, are we related ?
:shock:
Quote by thumper
Help .... my daughter has her prom in July and i am asking if anyone knows anyone with a really flash car (limo, rolls, bentley etc) that i can use to get her to the venue, it is literally a 10 min drive but would love for her to arrive in style. Im currently not working (sad) therefore needs to be freeeeee or at little cost...so can anyone fix it for me ???
cheers folks...

Just as an alternative idea, as most peeps will probably arrive in a limo, how about something different. Maybe a horse and carriage type thing. I suggest it as, not only is it different, but you may be able to get a local farmer or horsy person to do it for free.
Quote by helnheaven
I dont give a toss what her reasons were all I want to know is did Mano do the garden and did you dig up anything interesting???
:giggle:

Hel, yes, I did get the garden done, but sadly no, I found nothing, well, nothing of interest. Maybe I should hire a digger next time and go further down, after all, the further down you go, the more likely you are to find something pleasurable.
Was terribly achy on Sunday though :shock:
Quote by PoloLady

As for your chat up line PL, absolutely, any future ladies that I hope to attract, that question is now on the top of the list, unless of course I find that it doesn’t work!!

If it doesn't try this one...
"You stole my breath for a moment and now it has returned let me sigh upon your lips... but you'll have to tug ya knickers to one side for me"
:grin:
Excellent PL, you say em, I'le use em.
Just compiling a book now, don't worry, I will add you on the credits and we can go 50/50 on the huge profits will are bound to make :shock:
PL is quite correct here.
There is only two facts that I am aware of here. Yes, a photo was sent and yes she cancelled.
I also agree that anything else is an assumption.
However, what has become apparent from this thread is would someone meet someone based purely upon a photograph. It seems that we are divided on this.
My thoughts are it depends on whether we are talking about a virtual or real world. If a guy replies to an add on here, he has to bear in mind that the lady has probably received hundreds of replies, so, how does she cut the list down. Maybe by picture first, then the words afterwards?
In the real world, you have an opportunity for immediate conversation, which could swing the balance.
As for your chat up line PL, absolutely, any future ladies that I hope to attract, that question is now on the top of the list, unless of course I find that it doesn’t work!!
Quote by angieyorkshire
I want to know if someone has been perving me, then i can perve them back!

Does this mean I have to send a pm after perving? :rascal:
Quote by louise_and_joe

Awwww what a shame but then surely you wouldnt want to be on a date with someone so shallow that she judges you on a photo!

Although it is a shame I dont think this woman should be judged because she saw the photo and wasnt attracted to him. You cant be attracted to everybody and face it most of the time there does have to be a little bit of attraction at first. So I think calling her shallow was a bit much seeing as no-one knows her.
Louise xx
Have to agree with you Louise.
Apart from anything else, there could be a multitude of reasons why she decided not to meet. This could range from the fact that she felt absolutely no attraction to maybe that she could not miss Casualty on a Saturday night and her VCR was bust biggrin
You just never know. Unless you have all the facts, you cant make an informed decision hence make a judgement.
Re the garden Hel, damn right, It's got to be either Roman pottery, Long John's Pirate booty, or possibly just weeds .........
:D
Quote by PoloLady
dunno
PL - Varca
I am confused, it ain't happening now, as per my update :shock:
Else PL, without a doubt your sugestion would probably have been the second question I would of had. And when she asked why the hell are you are asking that, my reply would have been, well PL told me to biggrin :D :D

Trust me, the dripping bum water question is a winner wink
I am trusting you PL, thats why I have made a note of it.:notes:
I wonder who slaps me first at the next munch banghead
Hey, you never know, I may actually get an honest answer from someone :shock:
dunno
PL - Varca
I am confused, it ain't happening now, as per my update :shock:
Else PL, without a doubt your sugestion would probably have been the second question I would of had. And when she asked why the hell are you are asking that, my reply would have been, well PL told me to biggrin :D :D
My worries are over. biggrin
My friend sent the lady a picture of me, net result she cancelled! :shock:
Maybe she didn’t fancy the idea of climbing out the toilet window as per Tweeky’s advice. confused
So, back to the drawing board for me. :notes:
At least I may get some gardening done this weekend now
:cheers:
Quote by MikeNorth
Just say "I'll have number three Cilla".
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You Sod Mike!
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Tea and screen moment!
Earthy, Mar, thank you. So this relax thing, I presume that means I will have to practise my deep breathing exercises.
Fingers crossed all will be well
redface
:shock:
I have been set up by a friend (yes I actually have one) on a blind date this coming Saturday. blink
Now my problem is that I have never actually been on a blind date before and am beginning to get a tad nervous, no sorry, more than a tad, a lot, a hell of a lot. :confused:
I am not sure why this is, after all, it's not like I haven’t been on a date before.
So, does anyone have any advice for me? How do I approach Saturday? What do I do if she is, errr how do I say, not my type? dunno
How do you know if I am not hers? :dunno:
Is there a special etiquette for blind dates? :dunno:
Heavens, I have absolutely no idea, so any advice would be warmly received.
:notes:
I have been pondering this one for quite while now. Firstly, I have to thank Neil, you saved my fingers a journey across the keyboard. I could not agree with you more.
There are a number of individuals on here that have no idea what discretion is and use it as an “ooh look at me”. Although these individuals might appeal to some, all they do for me is just piss me off. My thoughts are that they are just shallow individuals with nobody’s interest at heart apart from their own.
People using others for their own gain has never had an appeal to me, same as those individuals who get a kick out of going behind peoples backs and talking about them.
Quote by Chaotic_Spirit
Now this post could come up with something interesting, but then again it might not!
As a single fem on the swinger scene i find it difficult to date people. Reasons for this is simply that on the scene alot of social and play isnt attached with emotion. They always say looking for more then 'fun' is a dangerous on this scene and i for one have had avoided single fems, couples and males if they show an amount of emotional attachment.
Yet i know i dont want to be single for the rest of my life, so i have tried the vanilla dating thing, and failed miserbly. I met some nice people but it difficult explaining to them that i was a swinger as the lifestyles from vanilla to swinger are so different and we all have different perceptions or sterotypes of each other.
So surely trying to find another single swinger would be the answer. But where would you find them in a situation where you can get to know each other with the possiblity of dating?
I'm perhaps not explaining this well but i've been thinking about it all morning. Whats you opinon?

From a single guys perspective, I can certainly relate to this.
As much as a number of single guys here would like to remain that, single, there will be a huge number that would want a relationship with a like minded woman. From my perspective, that would be the category that I would fall into.
I miss the companionship of having a partner. Like you, I have tried the vanilla world, but I don't seem to find the woman I am looking for that has the same outlook on life as I do.
That said, the chances of finding someone to have a relationship on here is remote, so remote in fact that it verges on unobtainable. Just my point of view I might add. Not that it doesn't happen of course, we all know that it does. Over the years SH has seen a few formed couples.
Maybe that's a reflection on the site itself. It's a swinging site after all, not a dating site, so the perception is that you are not here for any sort of emotional involvment.
I loved the post from HLB, it got me thinking. That would be my perfect scenario, but as I said, its rare for that to happen, but when it does, the result is amazing. HLB and Dammie are testament to that. I don't recall ever meeting a more happy couple. Makes me kinda jealous though!
Quote by Shireen
Angry or upset?? dunno
Something has upset me tonight and now I find that I just cannot sleep mad
What do you do if you find yourself in this situation?? sad

I know exactly how that feels Shireen.
It's been two nights now with very little sleep and certainly I have no answer.
Pissed off, angry, upset, yep, it does not bode well for sleep.
As I will not now be attending this munch, obvioulsy I will now not be organising the pre-munch drinks for hotel 1.
As I opened this thread as a general pre-munch drinks thread for anyone attending Wigan, I will leave it up to the mods judgement as to wether they choose to lock this or keep it running for others.
It is with much regret that I am going to have to pull out of attending this.
I hope everyone has tons of fun.
Quote by GnV
It's theft, plain and simple. Not a lot different to breaking through into your loft and stealing your electric supply, is it.

Completely agree with the fact that it is theft. However, my perception is that not a lot of people see it as theft, they see it as purely a entry point to the net.
Certainly for me, I have used an open Wi-Fi for net access before, not all being home users, some, as I said earlier, especially in London, large companies. I did not really think of it as theft before I saw the link. I merely saw it as "well, if you are to stupid not to lock your router, I am going to use it".
Just to make some of you guys aware.

Certainly it has been known in the past, when out and about, to hook onto an unsecured Wi-Fi, although I have never really questioned the legality of it.
Quote by varca

Well let me see, everytime you use a "rented" word over a period of time you have to pay a fee in kind to the "owner" of said word. Fees by negotiation and could be say a daily/weekly rate or clocked up over a month. Annual fees would work out more expensive with discounts for direct deposit biggrin

and would the fees be delivered at munches?
im told im to collect something from you at Wigan, i will let you buy me a southern comfort and lemonade and we can discuss your proposal
Munches could be a good venue for collecting fees yes but only the lesser fees, no breaking of the AUP allowed :grin: The bigger monthly/annual fees would have to be paid via alternative venues :lol2:
Ahh yes nipple rings lol. Please don't drop them in the lovely glass of shiraz you will buy me wink
Ohh and Southern Comfort and lemonade???
:giggle:
yes, that is the drink you will be buying me, so dont forget
and its interesting you feel there could be a potential violation of the AUP, i shall go to bed and consider it ;)
rotflmao I told you there is no sullying of SC in my book and likewise with JD so there :D
Hope you enjoy your "considering" :giggle:
Just thought I would mention guys.
There is a really nifty little tool on here.
It's called a private messaging system, pm for short rolleyes
Quote by rolo
i was just wondering if there is anyone staying in the 'cheap hotel' on the munch night so then we could sort out a taxi to the munch i also will be looking at someone who would like to share the room with me (cause i dont like sleepimg on my own !!!!!!!) Please pm me if you are interested ta roloxxxxxxxxxxxx lol smile

Bugger :doh:
I just knew I would choose the wrong hotel biggrin
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To all those attending the forthcoming munch at Wigan
As it will be my birthday weekend (just in case anyone has forgotten) :shock: and in an attempt to calm peoples nerves prior to the big event, I am suggesting pre-much drinkies.
I will be at the hotel bar from 14:30 for a couple of hours. This is the FIRST hotel in the original list that was issued. It is the one marked with a (1) on the recent list.
If anyone else is contemplating pre-munch drinkies, maybe use this thread, but -
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Do NOT mention any names of hotels, signposts, places of interest, well in fact anything that would indicate the locality of the hotels.

Any questions, concerns, please do not hesitate to contact me.
Let the celebrations begin :shock:
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Quote by poshkate
just need to decide what to wear and then I'm off..... biggrin

So it maybe some time yet before you get out of the house rolleyes
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Have a great day PK
Quote by Abilene
Sadly you have caught me in a squirting stage :shock:

And here was me thinking that either women did or they didn't dunno
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Happy Easter DD and all at SH
I did get a shock today when a neighbour posted a happy easter card through my letterbox this morning - is this becoming standard practise - Happy Easter cards? I bloody hope not.
As for will it be good - I doubt it very much, I have had flu for two weeks now and feel like crap.
At least I have my kids this weekend, so I have a multitude of mini eggs and cream eggs hidden away ready for the big easter egg hunt scheduled for tomorrow
I normally go through two stages when I have had a drink.
If I am just blind drunk, then it's pickled onions every time. If I am really truly pissed, then I have a habit of drinking the juice as well. :gagged:
If however, I am just well oiled and cheery I end up having Weetabix Mini's. No idea why, because I dont really like them and never have them for breakfast. dunno