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5 Apr 2007

I certainly have sent a couple in my time on here, but it normally is just tongue in cheek type stuff....
Usually followed by a reply talking about the weather or some such thing.
Now, obviously it should go without saying that if anyway does want to practise writing naughty pm's then I dont mind being the victim redface

redface

:twisted:

4 Apr 2007

Quote by Abilene
Or you could lay them in a trail ( like breadcrumbs ) for when your love comes home and at the end he finds you.

WOW Abi,
You old romantic you :rose:
Isn't it odd, some people just never cease to amaze you :shock:
bolt

bolt

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Abilene

I have a silly (I know it's silly before y'all tell me) rule of thumb that I use.
Half my age plus ten is the youngest I will date. So I am 34 ... therefore the youngest I will date is 27. For me this has worked. Anything younger than that and there tends to be conversational problems.
What is the youngest you would date? Why?

Personally speaking Abi, I am more interested in what your maximum age would be :rascal:
Hmmm good question. Don't have a formula for that but the biggest age gap has been 20 years. I was 31 he was 51. He was great until he started talking to me the same way he did his kids.
Bugger, that fell a bit flat .....
Mano wanders off pondering his next ploy .......

2 Apr 2007

Quote by Abilene
I have a silly (I know it's silly before y'all tell me) rule of thumb that I use.
Half my age plus ten is the youngest I will date. So I am 34 ... therefore the youngest I will date is 27. For me this has worked. Anything younger than that and there tends to be conversational problems.
What is the youngest you would date? Why?

Personally speaking Abi, I am more interested in what your maximum age would be :rascal:

2 Apr 2007

Ah, but Shark, your figures are a tad skewed. For instance, I probably take up around 2000 of the pervings, oops sorry, viewing's of Mrs DD (especially the bike one) :rascal:
and being a single guy, I shouldn't be looking at all, but sometimes, I just cant help myself ............. :smoke:

2 Apr 2007

Quote by goram1979
I see i have been added to the NorthEast munch.

I reckon that's the easy bit Goram. The test comes on the big day itself. Maybe you wake in the morning, read the thread, remember, tonight’s the night, that’s when the sweating starts ..........:shock:
Then comes the big moment, standing at the door of the munch. Maybe you turn round, then you start to ask yourself questions, am I dressed correctly? Will anyone expect a snog? Hell, I forgot my mints......:doh:
What if they are all just having one mass orgy? hump

hump

What if no one recognises my name? Hell, why has my cock just shrunk? dunno

dunno

It's about this time that if a single guy has actually got this far, the need to bottle it, turn and run is overwhelming. bolt

bolt

Finally, after multiple deep breaths, you close your eyes and cross that munch threshold. You open your eyes to find a scene of ..............
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Well, just normal everyday people, living everyday lives, out socialising with their friends and most importantly, having a great sociable time. :beer: :beer: :beer:
So, when the time comes Goram and you are standing at that door, maybe hesitating, remember your thread, take that breathe and take the plunge. One thing will be guaranteed, you will have an amazing time socialsing with like minded friends.
:thumbup:

1 Apr 2007

Quote by earthchild
spot on here sexkitten for me there has to be fingers too, the tongue doesnt work on its own, but i do love giving oral to a man or woman, but not as a 69, i prefer to be able to concentrate on what i am doing
Earthy xx

Earthy - Absolutely with you on that on that one. On occasion it can and does indeed work, but as a basis, I much prefer to concentrate on what I am doing. 69 can really spoil that for me.
Also, I do get fed up with women saying they give the best blow job on the planet, just as I do as guys saying they give the best O. The reason for this being complete tosh is that everyone is different, preferring different methods.
Some women will suck for all their worth and grip your cock so hard that circulation stops. For me, this is just painful, however, for another guy, this may be a huge turn on - like I say, everyone is different, liking different things and different methods.
Think of it as like a kiss. Is their such a thing as a perfect kiss? Absolutely, but it is defined by the couple kissing.
You see for me, I love, lips touching, tongues caressing tongues, gently, building to a crescendo of passion, holding tightly. However, someone could read that and think yuk, preferring a full on snog with no soft build up.
Same applies for oral, what works for one, doesn't work for another. The skill comes from trying to recognise that and have the patience to adjust.
What can be even more difficult is telling the person you are with that their technique is not working and attempting to suggest alternative methods.
Just my thoughts

25 Mar 2007

Wow
What a fabulous munch.
Minxy, you’re a star, a great munch.
So, apart from the bloody fire alarm, just how many churches are there in Bristol, and why oh why do they all have to peel the bloody bells all bloody morning ……….
Apart from that …….
Thanks to FB for a great pre-much drinkies, although I must learn to reduce the alcohol intake prior to the big event itself.
As usual, so good to catch up with past friends and new ones. No name mentioning as I could just go on and on. That said, I must make special thanks to the doughnut lady, hurry back, you will be missed.
Also to H for putting up with inane blubberings during the first half of the footie.

23 Mar 2007

Quote by PoloLady
I had no idea who has been feeding HLB what - I just read the post properly :P

Does that mean we have something in common??
OMG - how scary is that PL rolleyes

rolleyes

23 Mar 2007

Damn Dammie right you should be jealous.
Bacon Sandwiches should always be shared. With the price of bread nowadays, they are charging the earth for them.
So, she gets one handed to her on a plate, you get yours in a brown paper bag, where is the justice in that?
Life can be so unfair ..........
:shock:

23 Mar 2007

Quote by Jags
Today I have eaten far too many Maltesers!

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Maltesers
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I had a big red tub of those once, eating them on cam in front of someone who was a real good friend. It still amazes me how many I could fit in without spillage.
I reckon in hindsight I just got led astray .......

22 Mar 2007

I was out with my kids this evening, and as usual when we are all in the car, we all have a good old singalong. :karaoke:
So, this evening, they all jump in the car and I ask, so girls, what song will it be this evening? dunno

dunno

They replied in unison Lola :thrilled:
Hmm I thought, damn fine song, we haven’t heard it in a while so why not. I have a copy of the live version, which is a bit faster than the studio one, maybe one reason why they like it more.
So there we were having a grand old time singing along to every word. :smile2:
Later in the evening I got my eldest alone (14). The conversation went:
Me: So, umm, that song Lola, do you know what it is about?
Her: Well, no, not really Dad
Me: Breaths huge sighs of relief
Her: Well, I can’t decide. It’s either about a cross dresser, a TV or a guy’s first gay experience ………:eeek:
Me: Keeps walking with my jaw dragging along behind……… :gagged:
I was just wondering, has anybody else had one of those jaw dropping moments, where it just leaves you speechless?
:dunno:

21 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
log cabin was my initial idea.... but, I cant find one

Bloody hell Dark, Wish you had said that when I lived in one rolleyes

rolleyes

21 Mar 2007

OMG
:shock:
Found on page two
not long to go now ............
oh and errrr bump

20 Mar 2007

Quote by hornyinslough
A guy I know reckons after drinking pineapple juice he spurts harder :shock:
not sure if that's about volume but you might want to try it

Sometimes I really do despair .......

19 Mar 2007

Be a girlie for a while dunno

dunno

Heavens no no no
I could never get used to wiping my ass front to back rather than back to front ..... :crazy:

18 Mar 2007

Quote by devondelight
Oh and what kind of loo paper was available ... is that one with the puppies on available or is it the stuff you can use for tracing paper???
DD

Oooohhhh DD, that question would probably deserve a thread all of its own. Although maybe better after a few beers when peeps are feeling a bit more relaxed .......
The misery of sitting down with a paper/book looking round and discovering tracing paper just ruins that relaxing moment ..............

17 Mar 2007

Quote by anais
Mmmmm gotta be that intense stomach turning kiss.......hair held tightly, pulling your head back, gentle nibbles, teasing kisses along your lips, jaw, neck, shoulders and back again......

Ooohh I am soooooooooo looking forward to Bristol :shock:

17 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
playing with another fem, a bit more recently, and she's gushing all over my fingers...right there and then the switch flicks on and i'm practically drinking it from her :twisted: Fuck! that was horny....but not half as horny as her face (that's still well and truly etched in there with the best of the best 'moments') as she watched me do it :twisted:

I certainly can relate to that one Dark. A little while ago when I was playing she just could not believe how wet she was getting while my head was between her thighs. Looking up at her face, oh hell, just pure ecstasy. It was this that made me just so horny, wanting more.
Just an unbelievable feeling

17 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
i could post a story about horny memories of baby oil...but I wont,

Shame on you Dark sad

sad

Certainly baby oil does bring back some very fond memories indeed, but not exactly instant horn memories.
2 bottles of baby oil and a hotel room. Oh what memories that night was. Just so erotic, so sensual and in one or two cases, so funny.
Ooops, sorry in edit - 2 bottles of baby oil, a hotel room and a lady. :shock:

17 Mar 2007

Quote by Miss_Kiss
Back on 5 Mano?
I was back in 2! :giggle:

It took three minutes to find the baby oil ........ :shock:

17 Mar 2007

Oh hell yes
biggrin

biggrin

Although for me, it did not actually involve a shag. It was just a kiss. I had been seeing someone for a while, and had become quite attached.
There was a moment in a swimming pool. We were just mucking about as you do in a pool, then she just swam over and we snogged, a bit out of the blue thing. Water everywhere, dripping off our bodies, one very long lingering snog.
Oh god,
back in five .............. bolt

bolt

15 Mar 2007

If it's not to late, could I possibly ask for an invite?

15 Mar 2007

Quote by earthchild
oooh i am confirming, by birthday is 8th so not missing this
Earthy xx

Mine's the 9th biggrin

biggrin

I reckon complimentary birthday snogs may be the order of the day :eeek:

15 Mar 2007

dunno

Have I confirmed?
Hell this senility thing really gets me sometimes. loon

loon

I was sure I had, but if not ........
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Damn right I will be there, after all it's my birthday - oops - have I mentioned that? Nope, thought not.
ITS MY BIRTHDAY :high-smile:

8 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
ok then.....
why do you like giving it ? what's 'good' about it? :dunno: (and that's to blokes generally not to you personally Mano....although you can answer it if you wish :twisted: )

For me, quite simply the thing I get out of it knowing that I am giving the lady something that she wants and enjoys.
If I am with someone who doesn't like it, then I can certainly live without it.
The feel of a warm, very wet pussy is preferable to me, but my biggest pleasure is in knowing that I am pleasing the woman I am with.
Obvioulsy I have boundaries, dont we all, but anal sex does not go beyond that boundary.
I hope that makes sense.

8 Mar 2007

Quote by Darkfire
and for the blokies - do you like giving it :twisted:

for me, it depends on the situation. Generally the answer would be yes.
If I am in a huggly mood with a lady then it's foo foo every time.
However, if its raunchy hard sex and the lady likes it and wants it, I will give it and enjoy it.
But overall, depends comletely on the situation at the time.

8 Mar 2007

Quote by Lindaxxx

So, anybody doing pre-munch drinkies?

Have u just volunteered yourself?? biggrin

biggrin

Lindaxxx
Don't you start!!!!! :D
I suppose WE could just possibly try and sort something out, depending of course where you are staying ..... :rascal:
My PM box is always open of course :shock:

7 Mar 2007

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I won't miss it, i can have a look at it and leave Manolishi instructions on how to fix it while we go munchin :giggle:

No need Meaty - It will be fixed way way before Bristol :rascal:

7 Mar 2007

So why the pereception that to be a geek you have to be a guy.
Female geeks also exist.
Although, in Dawnie's case, an affection for morse code and aerials, does not qualify you
bolt

bolt