Quote by varcaMy PM box is thattaway------------> I so want to hear your grave story :giggle:
When words are not enough
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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
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and hello there HornyCambs, welcome to the forum, your avatar is beautiful
Not just the avatar, the pics aint bad either :rascal:
Welcome HornyCambs.
Sex injuries - hmm, yep, fell down some concrete stairs in a multi story car park and bumped my head. My partner at the time thought she heard someone and pushed me off, with rather to much force than I anticipated.
Then there was the time I fell into a grave ..... nah - way too much info that one
Going back to pervin HornyCambs pics now
Mmmm (thoughtful pondering type sound)
Ok, circuses with performing animal – nope dead against it, I don’t like it all. There is nothing in it for the animals at all.
Dark,
For me, I quite agree with your stance and it seems that all has worked out well in the Dark household.
Now my quandary is that I took my kids to Sea World Florida recently and had no qualms I doing so. So in very basic terms what is the difference?
Quite honestly, would I go back to Sea World – absolutely I would. Would I go and see Shamu do his stuff? Damn right.
I am off to ponder that now and may come back later, cos right now I feel a bit of a hypocrite.
Ok, circuses with performing animal – nope dead against it, I don’t like it all. There is nothing in it for the animals at all.
Dark,
For me, I quite agree with your stance and it seems that all has worked out well in the Dark household.
Now my quandary is that I took my kids to Sea World Florida recently and had no qualms I doing so. So in very basic terms what is the difference?
Quite honestly, would I go back to Sea World – absolutely I would. Would I go and see Shamu do his stuff? Damn right.
I am off to ponder that now and may come back later, cos right now I feel a bit of a hypocrite.
Quote by Dawnie
The only bit of advice I can give you for doing all of your foo-foo, is don't catch the most important bit in the middle because that really does fLucking hurt :eeek:
Dawnie ..........
You use your epliator on your poodle
No wonder it hurts the poor thing - you meanie
Oh and have one of these as well
I have been giving blood for many many years now.
I have quite rare blood and following the first donation they sent me a letter saying that I had helped save someone's life.
Certainly I have had some bad experiences giving blood, but all my own fault. I once left without having my tea and biccies, 30 minutes later I feinted, falling onto a convector heater ..... I resembled a Zebra after that one.
I also always carry my donor card in the event that I pop my clogs.
I have quite rare blood and following the first donation they sent me a letter saying that I had helped save someone's life.
Certainly I have had some bad experiences giving blood, but all my own fault. I once left without having my tea and biccies, 30 minutes later I feinted, falling onto a convector heater ..... I resembled a Zebra after that one.
I also always carry my donor card in the event that I pop my clogs.
Quote by MikeNorth
Just imagine the nightmare of having no teeth and having to stick to Nutrigrain bars (which I have always maintained were made for toothless people). :shock:
If you just sucked and licked a chunky one would you still get the same satisfaction?
Off to Tesco's to buy a 5 pack - for research purposes only of course ......... :shock:
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Quote by varca
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Hotel all booked
Now, as its my birthday I have every intention of celebrating with a few beers ........
So, anybody doing pre-munch drinkies?
I dare not lol, too many relatives in Wigan and I may get spotted
Just wear a big hat and sunglasses ...........
Combined with a low cut top, skin tight skirt, boots .....
:rascal:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'm not ill but been busy nursing the poorly one ( aka me best mate ) who's off with the flu for 2 weeks :therethere:
just in case you were wondering why I've been quiet
Will your best mate need a further two weeks off to recover from your nursing duties :shock:
:lol: Quote by shark
Rolling Stones (all bloody pensioners now!)
Genesis
Pink Floyd
ELO
Cream
Doobie Bros
Eagles
Lynard Skynard (spelt wrong no doubt!)
I have two tickets for Genesis at Manchester this year
There was a rumour going round that Gabriel may turn out - I am keeping my fingers crossed.As for Skynyrd, no vowels in the name. I remember when half of them died in a place crash, I wore an arm band and top hat to school (Skynyrd fans would understand why), god the argument that I had with the headmaster that day .....
I saw them with Deep Purple a few years ago. Purple were crap, but Skynyrd really rocked the place, truly awesome how they got the crowd motivated.
Even some of the biggest names have problems with crowd participation. For instance when I saw Dire Straits, I almost fell asleep.
Quote by Dark
don't forget..
Thunder
Blackfoot
Thunder, oh wow
One one my top 5 songs, Better Man was done by them. A truly amazing song
Quote by sercher01
KISS
AC/DC
SAXON
MAGNUM
GIRL SCHOOL
MOTOR HEAD
ZZ TOP
POISEN
MOTLEY CREW
RUSH
I still have all this on “ vinyl” and listen to it now and again an still love it
I have most of those on digital either mp3 or wma. In fact as I read that, up popped Sammy Hagar on my music player
Ooh and dont forget the likes of Kansas and Styx
Quote by Drewxcore
I will never understand why people hate studying shakespeare at school, i actually miss that! Although i do think he wouldve hated the idea of people writing essays about his works
Personally I think he was overrated.
I have read a few over the years, probaly Merchant of Venice was one of the better ones. At school, the thing that pissed me off most about Shakespeare was that we were always told what he was meaning, rather than letting us form our own opinions. I can still remember quite vividly the arguments I used to have with my English teacher about Shakespeare.
Quote by Dave__Notts
There was the guy in Scotland who was jailed for shaving, the woman in N Wales who was applying lippy (no idea what she got tho)and plenty more if you trawl through the papers or google I suspect.
Reminds me of the guy who got stopped on a German autobahn. Not for speeding, but for practising his violin ......... at about 150mph
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