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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
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Quote by Leicsvixen
Can i add my name to the list please (victim needed any offers rolleyes )
Vixen
xxxxx

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Can I be the first to volenteer
dunno
Oh hell, that won't work would it - surely you can't volenteer to be a victim.
Tell you what Vixen I think I need instructions, care to educate :rascal:
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Quote by sercher01
what about " the milkybar kid" lol

I thought someone had finally caught up with the little sod and stuffed him into a teletubbies outfit dunno
Quote by fem_4_taboo
oh and a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat,

Want me to pick you one up while I am down there dunno
Definately a finger of fudge for me.
Hell, I still remember all the words and sing it to myself every now and again (mostly in the shower for some reason)
Hell, here it comes again, noooooooooooo go away
A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat
A finger of fudge is just enough until its time to eat
Its full of ...........
Bugger, off down the shops now
bolt
Well, its a long long way off, but what the heck.
Could you possibly put me down as a provisional and also if there is a hotel list flying around could I possibly have a peek?
Quote by anais
Long as you wear some high heels rotflmao

As long as you give Dawnie and I a demo of the cone :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by Dawnie
No way will I wear a skirt and wig on a weekday lol

Why not? You don't normally have a problem with it rolleyes

and I never heard you complaining confused
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Quote by Dawnie

Have you tried Soho? Always some weird and wonderful things in the shops there... smile

Now theres an idea for a girlie day trip when you get back off your travels :rascal:
Count me in, as long as its a weekend. No way will I wear a skirt and wig on a weekday lol
Quote by delsutton
Oh, and some device called a Cone which you apparently sit on (it has several buttons, one marked "orgasm" :shock: ) surprised

I have it on good authority that said Cone is an unbelievable device. I hear it has a suction base which means you can mount it almost anywhere ..........
As for Fleshlights?
No idea, but online would probably offer the best price
Quote by sexkittenhfx

on the other hand i have in some situations sensed (at meeting or just whilst chatting) that im being chosen in order to make the other women feel sexy i.e. "oh we'll have that fat one so i dont feel so bad about myself" - and i steer well clear biggrin

to be honest Kitten, I think there is a lot more of that that goes on than we care to admit, either to others or ourselves.
There have been many comments about people clicking before they play. For me this is a must, it can only be that way.
However, people click for a variety of reasons, one possibly being that they are meeting a particular criteria, maybe a criteria mentioned by Kitten ....
Quote by Sweet_pea
I am feeling insecure when i look and think about the other person or couple being fitter or more attractive than me, but I also think that is because I am lacking self confidence having no swinging experience. redface

I don't think you are alone with those thoughts.
As for tips, the trouble with tips is that they may not necessarily fit comfortably with you and the possibility exists that you change your persona to fit in with the tip.
I have been having an interesting chat with a few friends this weekend where the topic got round to individuals perceptions about themselves and others.
During the conversation a lady was being honest by saying that as she was bi, she would not play with another woman if that woman was more attractive than she was, even if the situation involved 1-1 play or with a couple.
As the conversation progressed, a guy also admitted that he would prefer to play with a couple where his perception was that he was either better endowed, fitter etc than the other guy.
It came down to confidence in the end. One chap mentioned that he struggled with beautiful women purely because his perception of himself was that he was not handsome, so gained confidence when playing with a more unattractive lady.
The more we spoke, the individuals perception of themselves changed with one person now believing they were shallow having these thoughts, although what they wanted and what they looked for would not change.
To me, life is about perceptions, either of yourself or others. We have seen threads about what is beauty etc and at the end of the day we are all individuals with individual tastes.
I asked if they would mind if I put this up for discussion on here. Obviously they didn’t as otherwise I would not be posting this. :doh:
So, if we are completely honest with ourselves here, would you play with people where you perceive yourself as “the unattractive one” ?
Quote by Darkfire
i'm off to the pm box!

tum de tum de tum
rolleyes
Been keeping my fingers crossed for hours now, cramp is setting in Dark ..........
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Quote by Darkfire
i'm off to the pm box!

tum de tum de tum
rolleyes
Been keeping my fingers crossed for hours now, cramp is setting in Dark ..........
:shock:
Quote by Mr-Powers
They only solution is to educate people on the do's and don'ts of munches a lot more!

If only it were that simple.
There are established members of this community who go way way overboard at munches (the power of drink). These established members have attented multiple munches and should know the rules better than anybody. Yet still they continue at every munch to contravene the rules
So who is going to educate these people? And please don't anybody suggest that they are beyond reproach, that's just bollocks.
It gets down to what is acceptable by some is totally unacceptable by others.
Some situations that I have seen at munches have made me cringe, some going on in a venue where the vanilla community is very close by, some in private venue's.
If I were to introduce a newbie into this community I would be extremely careful to warn them what to expect at a munch.
In the past, when speaking to Newbies I have always expressed an opinion that the munches are purely a social event where they would feel completely comfortable and safe. This is no longer the case and if I am honest with myself, it has not been the case for many a year.
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
I have been left speechless by the kindness and sincerity of those who left me a valentine message.
I really dont know what to say ........... apart from thank you.
There are just no words that I could find that could fully convey my thoughts and feelings. No words that could express how privelaged I feel that some people have taken the time send me a valentine.
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Quote by Darkfire
I've noticed that on here, in text or pm etc I call people I'm familiar with 'hun' ...but its not something I say verbally much dunno Sweetie, Chick and 'Toots' (:dunno: :lol2smile are one's I say quite often along with Luv and Duckie which everyone else finds really annoying :lol2:

Oh yes!
Funny how some words just tickle you. Ok ok, so I have learnt a new word today. Off to find me a woman
bolt
ahh errr, I need to get my dialogue right though. I can imagine being there in that moment of passion, whisperping in her ear, "would you mind calling me toots"
Maybe not ..........
Anwyay for me, the worst has got to be Babe, its a grrring moment for me. All I can think about is that poxy little pig when I get called it.
Ooh and "Pet", especially by women serving you in a shop.
As for terms of endearment, I dont suppose I need any. It is enough for me just to look into someone's eyes, sometimes there are just no words ...... redface
Quote by Mr-Powers
F...and it helps when the swing is at the right height to your crouch....it saves on the knees! wink

Is that not bad for your back? dunno
bolt
I found today the origins of the term nit-picking (it's amazing the information gleamed from Brainiac)
Although taken from the profession of removing eggs and nits from peoples wigs it was not actually used as a term for petty criticism or fault finding until 1951.
Fascinating stuff ........
rolleyes
anyone started to itch yet ........ confused
Quote by Darkfire
bollox! didnt see this :sad:
next time, someone pm me please :thumbup:

grrrrrrrrrrrr me to, oohh still grrring now
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Quote by sussexguy
I'd recommend using the Norton removal tool from the support section as it gets rid of all the files usually left behind by the normal uninstaller. You can get from here

Spot on Sussexguy, MS remove programs will not remove Norton completely and if not done properly can cause issues at a later date.
Personally I use Norton, always have, that and Sygate, for me a perfect combination, but only in a MS world.
Quote by earthchild
its my birthday the 8th
thanks
EArthy xx

Well, it's my birthday on the 9th, so any chance of an invite to celebrate?
oohh can I have a hotel list as well please.
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Quote by Darkfire
come on over to mine Manolishi! as soon as the car comes back this afternoon - thats assuming it is coming back :shock: - I'm driving up into the Peaks with a flask and the dog to see the views :smitten:

Getting in the car now Dark ........
Do I need thermals, a spade and a flask of coffee with a dash of JD?
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Quote by Darkfire
Count me in :thumbup:
Mano, maybe you really should give this serious consideration wink
Welcome Lovelies wave

Ahhhhh, being in the same room as Dark and Suze - the stuff of dreams biggrin
Before I go rushing of to LMU, I may need to pop a valium to settle down a bit :D
Quote by Suze43

Oooohh maybe I should have updated here - I now have brick walls and a garden. Better still, I have a proper bed rather than the blow up one biggrin
Hell, at this rate I should post in LMU :twisted:
A mini-munch at my place, now there's a thought, or should that be a social ? dunno

Definitely manolishi and we could try out your new sofa too!!
Suze xx
Oohh Suze, It's got washable covers as well - I am seriously chuffed :D
I suppose I could prepeare light snacks for visitors dropping by.
Boo hoo
Boo hoo
Nothing but bright sunshine here.
Oohh how I could do with playing in the snow ..... :shock:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
:doh:
grrrrrrrrrrrr
In my haste, I forgot to say welcome Lovelypair.
Ummmmm
:welcome:
Now, get posting, make yourselves known, and get to a munch biggrin
(RPM - we seriously must have a chat sometime :D )

cant we have a munch in ur shed lishi :P
Oooohh maybe I should have updated here - I now have brick walls and a garden. Better still, I have a proper bed rather than the blow up one :D
Hell, at this rate I should post in LMU :twisted:
A mini-munch at my place, now there's a thought, or should that be a social ? dunno
Happy Birthday to one of the most lovliest ladies on SH.
Have a great day H.
Quote by Screwtape
My next move will be to buy a case, monitor and keyboard, add on the HD, sound card and so on myself and then run Linux on it. It's cheaper and when a compnent goes wrong you can have it replaced within the hour.

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Welcome to the world of open source, welcome to the future.
It will be interesting to see where MS goes after Vista, especially with their recent investment in Linux (Novell)
I have to say, on my laptop I run Vista and SuSE (seperate disks), depends on what Customer I am with, dictates what OS I use.
I have only just loaded Vista, but so far, it looks pretty good. Fair enough, it is pretty intensive with regards to resource, but heck programmers are lazy by nature, so they use whatever is available to make their life easier innocent
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