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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
0 miles · Bristol

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:doh:
grrrrrrrrrrrr
In my haste, I forgot to say welcome Lovelypair.
Ummmmm
:welcome:
Now, get posting, make yourselves known, and get to a munch biggrin
(RPM - we seriously must have a chat sometime :D )
Quote by onlyme1981
But there is a small Southampton contingent
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Small??????
Small you say?
Hell, I must remember to start closing my curtains at night redface
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Quote by hornyinslough
Although, I wonder how many "single" fems would turn up without hubbies knowledge rolleyes
:shock:

It could be based on peeps having a single profile...actually, that's a great idea cos it would cut out all those blokes pretending they're a 'couple'! cool
biggrin :D :D :D
Hey, I feel a plan forming .......... :rascal:
Quote by MikeNorth
As in any large group with one common interest such as swinging, smaller groups will form out of having a variety of interests - just like the chatrooms, whether that's by location or interest.
Having attended a couple of munches/socials now, I'm thinking a social just for swingles might be a great idea. C'mon single swingers, if you think it's something you'd want, shout and let's add another 'diverse' social to the calendar lol

Good idea horny :thumbup: ...only thing is there would be likely to be a majority of males. :cry:
True enough Mike, but half the time they dont turn up!!
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Although, I wonder how many "single" fems would turn up without hubbies knowledge rolleyes
:shock:
Quote by jaymar
Looks like you've opened a can of worms now Mar - everyone's either craving chocolate (I just sent my daughter to get us both a bar) or they're being negative about it!
Manolishi and Kiss - get with the bloody programme and get chocolate NOW!

Best I could do was a chocy bikky this time of day - Does that count?
Although am eating it alone right now, if anyone wants to pop over for a cuppa, I may, just may open up my Green & Blacks cocoa ............
The South Coast???? it would take me til Sunday to drive there.! :cry:
rolleyes
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Just my luck and I was just popping out for some more Maryland cookiesas well ........... biggrin
ARRRRRRRRGH! not fair! :upset:
Do you not have a twin on the south coast dunno
Quote by Bassman
Since meeting fembernie and subsequently proposing, one of the things that We have found out is that for bernie my snoring is unbearable.
Well yesterday I went under the surgeons knife for a septoplasty to improve the airflow through my nasal passages.
As I write this I am feeling very bruised but thankfully painfree due to pills.
Hopefully the result of this is that my snoring is reduced to enable Bernie to get a good nights sleep without interruption, and we get to spend a harmonious life together.
What lengths would you go to for the love of a good woman?

I reckon if you have a mo, can we exchange PM's.
I wake people in the next village when I sleep.
Certainly I am seriously considering this as I really can't remember the last time I awoke in the same bed as the woman I was with, either I had to move or she did.
And I do love a cuddle when I wake ...........
Quote by jaymar
Looks like you've opened a can of worms now Mar - everyone's either craving chocolate (I just sent my daughter to get us both a bar) or they're being negative about it!
Manolishi and Kiss - get with the bloody programme and get chocolate NOW!

Best I could do was a chocy bikky this time of day - Does that count?
Although am eating it alone right now, if anyone wants to pop over for a cuppa, I may, just may open up my Green & Blacks cocoa ............
The South Coast???? it would take me til Sunday to drive there.! :cry:
rolleyes
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Just my luck and I was just popping out for some more Maryland cookies as well ........... biggrin
Quote by Freckledbird
Looks like you've opened a can of worms now Mar - everyone's either craving chocolate (I just sent my daughter to get us both a bar) or they're being negative about it!
Manolishi and Kiss - get with the bloody programme and get chocolate NOW!

Best I could do was a chocy bikky this time of day - Does that count?
Although am eating it alone right now, if anyone wants to pop over for a cuppa, I may, just may open up my Green & Blacks cocoa ............
Quote by Missy
I don't wanna be there having the time of my life and me cheeks are slapping together behind me :shock: Not me bum cheeks either, me face ones confused

Please ask the kids to remember to take a camera when you go ...................
Maybe just me, but I really can't do chocholate much before midday.
Just the though of it ........... noooooooooooo
However, past midday - gimme gimme gimme :shock:
Quote by Dawnie

but silhouetted next to it was what appeared to be a large sloping structure

Was it a massive fLuck off piece of cake dunno
:doh: :doh: :doh:
I reckon I need words with you young lady ..................

I not scared flipa
:giggle:
You may not be, but I bloody well am ........... redface
Quote by Pete_sw
Ok, this one has bugged me for quite some time.
Come off the M4 at junction 19 and head into Bristol on the M32, somewhere along there, on the right on a hill is a huge old manor type house but massively bigger, could even be an old mill, workhouse, whatever.
Not sure if its still there as the last time I went past there all the windows had been hit out and there was a big sign saying ‘available for redevelopment.
Historically it looked really interesting, any ideas ?
dunno

I think I know which building you mean Pete, although I don't have an answer. :dunno:
I wonder if its anything to do with the old Brass works. If it is, it has tons of history relevant to Bristol.
Quote by Dave__Notts
It is a church in Beedon (Breedon) on the hill.
It has a long and distinguished history I believe and dates back centuries
Dave_Notts

Brilliant Dave, thank you very much.
So much local knowledge biggrin
Quote by Dave__Notts

North of the M42, past Brum, maybe half way towards the M1, travelling north, on the left hand side there is what appears to be a church/abbey stuck on the top of a hill – does anyone know what it is?

Calke Abbey??
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Drove past it last week and will be doing the same tomorrow.... do you mean the one on the flat top hill?
Calke Abbey is hidden in a dip not far from this site. They hold a couple of music events once a year........classical and pop/rock. It is run by the "Heritage"? people and well worth a visit to. Deer run wild in the park. It is a beautiful place to visit.
Now I am inpressed. This is exactly the stuff that I was thinking about when I wrote the thread. Sounds like a lovely place to visit in the summer.
Quote by Dawnie
but silhouetted next to it was what appeared to be a large sloping structure

Was it a massive fLuck off piece of cake dunno
:doh: :doh: :doh:
I reckon I need words with you young lady ..................
Quote by Mal
Yes, it is a ski slope in MK.
And if you're still around the area, call us if you fancy a beer!!
Mal
cool

Ahhh normality prevails :D
I would have done Mal, if I had not left my mobile sitting on the roof of my car ...............
Thank you Mal
So, am I the only one with odd thoughts when I am driving about the country? redface
Maybe a stupid thing to post, but whilst on my travels today I started to wonder about the sights that I was passing and what they were.
So, me being me, a bit of a muppet, thought it may be an interesting topic, especially with the summer moths looming. Plus of course, with the trillions of members we now have, we must span just about every inch of the country.
So, what am I blabbering about. Well, picture yourself driving along a road and out of the corner of your eye you notice a place name, a building, whatever it may be, and you think, wow, I wonder what the hell that is.
You could then come onto here and ask. Of course, you could just google, but if you don’t know what to search for, well, you could be there for a while. Of course, you could even SHoogle, but then I thought, if anyone does know the place you mean, they may be able to advise if it’s a nice place to visit, take the kids etc etc.
So, to start I have two.
North of the M42, past Brum, maybe half way towards the M1, travelling north, on the left hand side there is what appears to be a church/abbey stuck on the top of a hill – does anyone know what it is?
Coming into Milton Keynes this evening I saw the big wheel illuminated – no problem with that, but silhouetted next to it was what appeared to be a large sloping structure, ski slope maybe?
So there you go, starter for ten …………..
Quote by Freckledbird

Been done before. And there's one being planned in Let's Meet Up.

I rushed of to have a peek and still can't find it in LMU
Damn, I reckon I will have to try that bloody search button rolleyes
Mids, my thoughts are with you.
I am so sorry to hear of your loss.
It certainly wont be an easy time for you right now, but never forget, you have real friends here who will be always be here for you.
Quote by Dawnie

Can you tell something about a person by their fragrance?

I hope not because I hate vanilla with a passion :scared:
Bang goes Ian's ice cream fantasy then ............
Hmmm, I suppose there are other flavours though ..........
Quote by Dawnie
Thought maybe I should dress suitably :rascal:

Yep, Definately looks suitable to me ...................... :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??

No you can't! Just sit up straight, you woos !
:giggle:
Oh Sassy,
But what is a guy to do, I always find myself slouching when I look at your avatar :shock:
Apparently you cannot snore and dream at the same time, it's a medical impossibility........
redface
Quote by westerross
and theres me thinking this would be a discussion about Fleetwood Mac

'Peter Green's' Fleetwood Mac would be worth a discussion but after that....? dunno
Now flick off with yer hi-jack!! wink
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Well, I had an interesting dream about Stevie Nicks once - does that count :dunno:
There was lots of leather and lace and she tied me up in chains and told me lots of lies.
Apparently thunder only happens when the fireflies go to sleep, which I know is a fib, because I saw the storm when her mate Rhiannon walked into the room wearing nothing but crimson and clover and opened a window.
Here was me, getting all exited with two women in the room and all they talked about was the female witch Rhiannon was seeing.
Finally things started to get going, but came to an abrupt end when the door smashed open and in trotted Roland the Rhino, my what a huge tusk you have mentions Stevie ........
It was at this point I awoke to discover it was Monday Morning and I was feeling a little green :doh:
Well, I did Notts and never caught a thing, maybe because I never snogged the right woman? dunno
Oh hell, that's a sexist comment, the carrier could have been a guy.
(Oh and Dawnie, no no no way would I ever even consider snogging a guy before you even are tempted to post a reply here) rolleyes
Getting back to the theme, I am sitting here tonight with a twinge in the small of my back, can I be admitted please??
Quote by Darkfire
yeah have to admit i have read all about it in the papers but knowing what the medias like i tend to take everything they say with a pinch of salt!

:thumbup:
i havent watched any of it so cant really comment (but I'm going to lol) - the programme is heavily edited/ selective over which bits get seen so its worth bearing in mind viewers havent seen the whole story, just the bits that make certain people look bad dunno Much of what I've read about though does feel like the original comments have been taken out of context & blown out of all proportion......but then we've all seen that happen here too! :lol:
I saw this on a news website:
The furore has seen politicians including Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and David Cameron drawn into the row, while 35 MPs have signed a motion condemning the programme, although Channel 4 has stood by it.
TV watchdog Ofcom has now had over 36,000 complaints about the programme, leading sponsor Carphone Warehouse to suspend its affiliation with the show.

and thought.... its a fookin tv programme, ffs! rotflmao I just wish this country would get its knickers in a similar kind of twist over homelessness, rainforest destruction, global warming,poverty, council tax....etc etc etc not some silly bint who's an obvious target to have this lot land in her lap anyway rolleyes
Well, we all love debate and after reading through all of this I still find Dark's post accuretly reflects my own views.
If we were to go into a debate about racism, bullying etc in a scenario away from celebs then all well and good.
Personally I dont give a shit what Jane did or not do, primarily because of cause and effect. It would be interesting to come back to this in say one years time and see what impact her actions have caused on her career.
Firstly, I need to apologise for the lateness of this thank you.
Secondly, a huge thank you to Sarah for arranging yet another incredible munch.
For a number of reasons I have not been around much these last few months. Sometimes it takes an event like this to remind people of the reasons why we are members of such an incredible community.
I won’t name names here, but I need to thank certain individuals for showing me such kindness and reminding me the value of friendship. You know who you are and I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
As we go through life, we make mistakes, we learn from these mistakes, although in some cases it takes an awful long time to learn from them. Without friendship we can lose our way, we falter and sometimes stumble. Friends pick you up, help brush you down and lead you back onto a path.
I’m back, this munch helped bring me back.
Hi Sarah,
I will be there.
God only knows what I did with my hotel reservation .............
DC
Storm
Sassy
Thanks guys - you have no idea how much that meant to me reading your comments.
I reckon I have missed this virtual familiy.
Sometimes you never get over an ex, regardless of how shit she/he treated you.
Maybe you just accept the fact that you miss him/her and always will.
The trick is just to take that acceptance, put it in a box, lock it, but whatever you do, dont lose the key. There are so many self centered bastards in this world, chances are it may happen again. So you may just have to re-open the box and stuff another one in there at some point in the future.
Funny that it sounds so simple. Some people are masters at it, some, are still working an apprenticeship.
Quote by sheddy
I was trundeling down a Cheshire stretch of the M6 that was very busy

Quick Hijack
Hi Sheddy, I was the one waving at you in the outside lane.
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Ooohh errr
I bloody well hope it was you!
redface
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Still, whatever butters your muffin I guess dunno

Sorry - quick hijack
Sassy, you come out with some grand stuff every now and again, but
"Butters your Muffin"
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I do hope you don't mind if I use that in future pm's
Just for me, an all time classic
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry, just can't stop laughing here on the south coast
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