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BallouBear
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
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Quote by Missy
Hiya Bows
Maybe just me, but I am still trying to work out why you posted this as a thread rather than pm.
dunno

I can answer this one .............. cos the woman thrives on embarrassing me! :shock:
Kinda goes back a fair way, when I tried cyber bi in a thread - tipped the poor girl up at allsorts of angles looking for instructions ....... and all I could find was what translated to "cool wash, do not tumble dry" :shock: :dunno:
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as I said, just wondered.
Cheers Missy
Quote by Rainbows
Missy, Missy, Missy wave
As you know I have been away working my butt off over summer*. Now I am back - can you tell me if you are bisexual yet? Or do I have to go away and come back in another year? wink
passionkiss
RSxx :color:
It was lovely seeing the few that popped by to say hello in Manchester biggrin

Hiya Bows
Maybe just me, but I am still trying to work out why you posted this as a thread rather than pm.
dunno
Quote by varca
I have a confession to make lol. I have just been speaking with a friend from here and in conversation he asked me if I had had chance to read my PM from a lovely lady to whom I had written asking for advice about something. I said that I hadn't had one as yet and he was then rather puzzled as he knew that she had kindly sent me a PM back. To cut a long story short, after some digging around we found that for some bizzare reason I had Female and Couples ticked in my settings as being unable to contact me! rolleyes.
So I just wanted to post something in here explaining my inadvertant booboo as it may be that I have had PMs from some of you and would hate you to think that I had just ignored them :cry: Apparently the PM get's sent and gives no indication that the recipient will never actually receive it in their inbox. So to anyone who has PM'd me and you are a female or a couple, please accept my sincere apologies if it is still sat in your sent box Unread!!!
I feel like a proper nana redface

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We all have made boo-boos in our time Varca.
I wonder if you will now get some couples and females joining you for
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/88782.html
Quote by DeeCee
can i just ask... if none of the regulars open the chatroom......... can someone, say me, open it up?
please let me know as i often want to go in chat but cnt be arsed if the specific forum chatroom isnt open...........
im sure that some of us would like the room open more often... and im sure i can take responsibity
rolleyes

GO for it DC.
Will join you later in there, but I first must must must get some work done!!
Quote by dambuster
To be clear, I am actually against verification. Mainly because it is too much open to abuse.
And I'm particularly against any sort of "prowess verification"

Any verification system, no matter how is it implemented, how it was mandated and how it was maintained is open to abuse.
I am seen many other sites that have verification type systems in all manner of guises and quite frankly, it grates on me.
One of the beauties of SH for me is the candidness, the openess and more importantly, the friendliness.
Once verification comes in, in no matter what form, that friendliness will diminish. Comparisons will be made, which for me, is never a good thing.
Take the post count for instance. If I had my way, it would be scrapped. Purely because some people view it as a type of verification. The crap that some people have posted in the past for no other reason than to up their post count infuriates me.
Just my opinion.
Quote by varca
Lucky lady smile What are you cooking up for her? The meal I mean wink

Dominoe's Pizza confused:
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Quote by varca
wave Hello
Some friends and I from SH find ourselves in the vacinity of the Newcastle Under Lyme area on Tuesday evening and thought it would be fun to have an impromptuish mini-social. biggrin So any regulars who fancy putting a few faces to Avatars/Chatnames feel free to note your interest here and I will send you the details

Bloody hell - is that all the colours of the rainbow confused:
I certainly wont be far away on Tuesday, so the chance of social drinkies sounds a great idea.
Zooming of to my pm box now Varca
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Quote by littlemee
whenever I stop at a motorway service station for a pee I always have to get a big bag of wine gums as well. dunno

Something similar for me, but mine is coffee. I just have to grab a take out coffee.
On long journeys this then gets a bit tedious. Stop for a pee, coffee, 50 miles later, the coffee has kicked in, another pee, another coffee and so it goes on.
Maybe I should consider taking a bottle in the car with me for those extra long trips :shock:
Quote by goose35
Well my startrek film evening has gone for a burton sad
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Was that with dear departed Richard playing Spock
biggrin :D :D :D
Sorry Goose, couldn't help myself :D
Quote by Bloke2005
It is especially for ladies with a 'man in the boat' who as got his boat stuck on dry land (so to speak) so I wouldn't expect you to know about it - though the packaging is pink lol

I don't get it, what's the sailing link got to do with this stuff? dunno
Anything to do with the Mary Celeste? :dunno:
Definately one of PL's more cryptic replies - or certainly for me it is
Brilliant Kitten, just brilliant.
You have me rolling round down on the south coast.
I can just picture the delivery men's faces now
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Depending on the exact date ..................
Sounds like a great idea, although I will have to follow RWL's example and try and formulate a cunning plan to convince a female to go with me biggrin
If not, drinkies sounds like a great idea. :beer: :beer: :beer:
Oh and yes, you've guessed it - my pm box is always open :D :D
Crap plan so far, but you have to start somewhere wink
Quote by sexkittenhfx
when meeting a couple its nice to have a bed that isnt a) falling apart and b) being removed the morning after.....in the middle of some sunday morning sex.... redface

Noooooooo
You just can't leave the story like that :shock:
My mind is conjuring up all sorts of stuff now, mind you, I do have a pretty good imagination .............. biggrin :D :rascal:
Quote by varca
Once travelled from Chester to Birmingham by train wearing just my lingerie and a coat with one button for a guy lol, not very weird I guess but bloody cold!

Pondering now to move house next to a train station :rascal:
Quote by robbie_rob

huge compliments to the couple in the audi a4 though,very very nice!!!

Here's hoping it had leather seats rolleyes
lol i saw a tub of baby wipes on the dash so i assume it did mate lol
God, how I wish I help the patent on baby wipes biggrin :D :D :D
Quote by Dawnie

A bit of a limp iceberg really isn't going to work for me confused

Ahhhh the iceburg variety, referred to in parts as a crisphead redface
Thank god you didn't quote the Butterhead variety, else I would be reaching for my jar of marmite
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Quote by robbie_rob
huge compliments to the couple in the audi a4 though,very very nice!!!

Here's hoping it had leather seats rolleyes
Quote by BiWelshMinx
What defines a dangerous dog though? There are the obvious breeds like pitbulls which are covered under the dangerous dogs act, but in fact only 4 breeds are covered under this act:
* the Pit Bull Terrier
* the Japanese tosa
* the Dogo Argentino
* the Fila Brasileiro
.. but as has been mentioned in this thread that poodles can be vicious, as can collies (personal experience). I have also seen a King Charles spaniel who was a 'jealous' dog attack someone who was too freindly with it's owner, apparently that's a trait of it's breed.
I am sure we have all seen an over zealous Jack Russell in the past as well.
I don't want to scare people unintentionally, but we should all be aware of the dangers of any dog as Steve_Mids says, get the approval of any owner before letting kids approach them.
I am having a bit of a problem with this atm as my (8yr old) daughter thinks that every dog loves her and she sticks her face into easy snapping distance of any dogs that pass her orbit confused :?
Minx x x

Minxy
Any dog can bite, owners who believe their dog will never bite are not not living in the real world.
As for yorur daughter, honestly, you really do need to have a serious chat with her. The problem being that it is all to easy to put her off dogs for life and that, in my opinion, would be a very sad result indeed.
I had a relative that from an early age it was drummed into him that dogs were dangerous and should be avoided at all costs. He is in his forties now and is still shit scared of them.
Maybe if you have a friend who is a dog owner and understanding could sit down with her and explain how to introduce herself to a dog properly?
Quote by Darkfire

Errr, unless I get asked to sit in Dark's corner of course :rascal:

:rascal:
rotflmao
Oohh that's what dreams are made of :twisted:
Oh hell, there was already a thread about that if I recall redface
Quote by Scandal
You end up sitting next to the most boring fart this side of the north pole. :gagged:

Which Munch did you go to? lol :lol: :lol:
Bad Scandel
The days of me sitting in dark corners at munches are far behind me now.
Errr, unless I get asked to sit in a dark corner of course :rascal:
Quote by willxx69
Evening All, wave
Well, Manolishi. It sometimes pays to play it the other way. I.E. Having identified the person you want to sit next to you then identify the doiks and make sure that you are nowhere near them.
If you get the chance you can involve your preferred dining partner as a co-conspirator with something like "Let's stay down this end of the table. We don't want to end up next to the loud guy over there or we'll never get any peace throughout the whole meal."
Only a suggestion. dunno

worship :worship: :worship:
Ah Will,
Love your tactics
Next time I get into the situation I will probably take your advice.
As for my stuff being moved, yep, it actually happened, although not as you may think. It was actually a woman who moved it, wanting to get sit next to a guy I was next to.
Mind, the longer I ponder, Sarah's sugegstion does have a certain appeal.
Quote by Sarah
Just make it clear with a set of handcuffs!!!
lol

Would you be offering yours out on a loan Sarah
rolleyes
I hope you get better soon Will. Fingers crossed it was a proper job rather than a :kick:
As for you young Dawnie, as long as you use a wet lettuce I aint got no issues whatsoever :shock:
Quote by Missy
And here was me thinking it was because you wanted to pinch my chips kiss

You have chips in the restaurants you go to?? Chips!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Don't forget Missy, this was at Dawnie's local restaurant, not mine
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Quote by Dawnie

How do you ensure that you end up sitting next to the person you want to sit next to rather than ending up with the doik?

But I quite like sitting by the doik which is why whenever we have been out to dinner I sit by you Manolishi :giggle:
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Bad bad Dawnie
And here was me thinking it was because you wanted to pinch my chips kiss
Quote by Darkfire
pehaps making it clear, before sitting down, that you would like to spend some time with that person - and it's reciprocated - then you both 'sing from the same hymn sheet' and both make a concious effort to sit together dunno ...'seat bagging', going to the table together etc... although if in a group its inevitable that everyone will chat across the table anyway and exclusive attention is not the name of the game :dunno:
wink

Ahhh but Dark, what happens if you have had that conversation, and still your proposed seating arrangments have altered due to an unforseen distraction :dunno:
I once went to a dinner, sat down with everyone, not really conscious who I was next to. Nipped to the loo and returned to find my drink, jacket and starter had been swapped by someone who wanted to sit next to the person I was sitting next to. mad :x
Maybe a bit of an extreem measure and not one that I could duplicate.
Quote by keeno
I am that boring fart redface surprisedops:

Can't believe that matey, everyone who comes from Fraggle Rock has a tale to tell biggrin
Picture the scene,
You are enjoying friendly banter with a group of people just prior to sitting down to for dinner at a restaurant. You spy someone who you reckon will be good to sit next to over dinner. :rascal:
The time comes to take your seats.
You attempt to manoeuvre yourself into a position where you believe with certainty that the two of you will be sitting next to each other.
Someone shouts your name, you turn and bang, there goes the opportunity. Someone else has nipped in and taken your desired seat. :doh:
The result?
You end up sitting next to the most boring fart this side of the north pole. :gagged:
Has this ever happened to you?
So for the experts out there. :jagsatwork:
What makes a good sidle?
How do you ensure that you end up sitting next to the person you want to sit next to rather than ending up with the doik?
Quote by Darkfire
not quite what I had in mind Mano hun, but thanks for the suggestions.... i think confused lol

Bugger - I had best go unpack then redface
Took me ages to get all that gear in the car as well :?
Quote by Darkfire
a slow puncture & definate lack of funds means I cant travel far either..... but I'm definately open to offers suggestions wink
>>>>pm button is below biggrin

Oh dear Dark, the list is endless, but some suggestions
Tiddlywinks
Marbles
Hop-Scotch
Kite Flying
Boules
Frisbee tossing
Rocket launching
oddly enough I could help with all those innocent
Now if the weather gets crappy
Shovapenny
Cluedo
Darts
Pool
JD drinking contests
Monopoly
Now I could help with some of those - but I get real shitty if I don't get Mayfair
:shock:
Quote by PoloLady
Apologies if this has already been asked but...
Who is your favourite comic and why?

I don't think I have just one - not one I could single out.
Stand-ups, I like people with dry wit - people like Jimmy Carr
I dislike slapstick.
Comedy favourites include Father Ted, League of Gentlemen and Little Britain
For longevity it has to be the Eddie Murphy ‘Delirious’ video.
Hmmm, dunno
I thought your answer would be The Beano innocent
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