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Basket__Case
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Essex

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Quote by Alexandra
Good girl Alex lol :lol:
give me a look then wink :wink:
love stockings but tights do nothing for me (and I always snag them putting them on :shock: :shock: )

Here you are then Warwick!

Alexandra,
I've just fallen :inlove:
What fantastic legs. :lol:
Stockings every time.
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(All hot and bothered now) :grin:
Personally, in a non-swinging situation, I'm most attracted to a woman who's dressed smartly, almost business-like. A blouse and a tight skirt that goes below the knee and is complemented by sheer stockings.
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Quote by norfolkbigirl
thanks, you know how to make a woman feel welcome.. lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
so basket case.. rolleyes why the name.. :roll: :roll:
do you need to warn me about yourself. confused: :?:
wink
only kidding biggrin :D i hope. :D :D

Having surfed the forum several times before I took the plunge to become a member it just seemed appropriate.
It does help, of course, that I'm certifiably mad...about sex. :wink: :lol:
Hi norfolkbigirl,
:welcome: to Swinging Heaven.
Enjoy the ride.
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Purveyor of beer and wine to open-minded ladies
Quote by dambuster
Thanks Reese.
That tail (rolleyes) makes perfect sense.
You did come to mind as I was framing my question.
I can see it where the "above average" guys are concerned.
Sort of a "Jeeez - just how big is that?????" - "Dunno - let's find out"
But it's the more usual endowed that my question is aimed at.
btw - I always smile at the "shower or grower" comment. I did look, but couldn't find the thread.
The search button is not my friend.

I would consider myself to be one of the more usual endowed
I never measure myself. I know I've got a smaller cock than some guys and a bigger one than other guys.
Women seem to be happy with what I've got, hopefully because I know how to use it. lol
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Black adder always cracks me up. One exchange that immediately springs to mind -
From Blackadder 2 episode Bells:
Blackadder visits Dr Leech to discuss the fact that he has feelings for his manservant. Leech has just prescribed a course of leeches.
Blackadder "You're really just an old quack, aren't you?
Dr Leech"I'd rather be a quack than a ducky. Good day."
Being a relative newbie I don't think I'm in a position to give a list yet. But anyway here goes.
From avatars, ads and posts Alexandra and NaughtyNymphos1 would both be on it.
As would Darkfire, Blonde, SexySteph, Sierra, BiWelshMinx, Lady FeeBee, Chardonnay and DreamerHelen. I'm sure there are others, but those are the ones that spring to mind at the moment.
I think I need a munch. lol
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Just googled swinging to find out about swingers' clubs. I joined a private member club that I've been happily using for 18 months or so. It was only while bored last month that I decided to explore the Swinging Heaven forum for the first time. I'm glad I did. lol
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Quote by playfuljojo
I dont want to be famous, I just want to be rich! I couldnt cope with people knowing everything about me. For a start, people might find out about my friends on this site and I would have to stop playing! And I certainly wouldnt want that!

Spot on playfuljojo.
Fame is a hassle you can do without but if you can live the lifestyle of the rich but anonymous that would be best.
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Kate Bush (dressed in the outfit from the Babooshka video) and Kathleen Turner (dressed as China Blue in Crimes of Passion).
hump :smoke: :thumbup:
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Captain and Tenille.
Someone take my go please.
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Sorry Sarge.
Having trouble with loading pics. :doh:
Someone else can have my go.
Basket Case (Technical Ignoramous)
I have appeared on 3 different TV quiz shows.
I went to school with a former England cricket captain, a well-known soap star and Andrew Murray's coach. (Not that any of them would ever say they went to school with me if they posted on here).
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I need to lose weight.
Surely not. Your pics show you to be a fine figured lady. :smitten:
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A map with historic dogging sites highlighted.
Future generations can mark the sites with commemorative plaques.
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Quote by Amber
I have a few quirks, some of which are:
I have to eat my food with my knife and fork the wrong way around
I cannot swallow liquids straight away, I have to hold it in my mouth for a few seconds before I can swallow it.
When going to sleep I have to have my ears completely covered over by my hair! lol
Strange I know!! confused

All liquids ? :shock:
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Hi Boobilicious,
:welcome: to Swinging Heaven.
It can be mad but it is really cool
Enjoy
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Get it melted down, perhaps with some other unwanted jewellery, and made into something else.
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Hi Princess Swallows,
Welcome to the asylum. You'll find your padded room is first on the right.
Don't worry - it's perfectly normal to be loon in here.
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I've managed seconds.
I'll have to stop now before starvation and dehydration occur.
:crazy:
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Unless I'm much mistaken it's those Swedish noise pollutants ABBA with "I'm a Marionette" from Abba the Album.
:karaoke:
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Rocked - Getting sucked off by a lovely lady on Friday.
blast
Sucked - Not getting my rocks off since then.
hump
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Hi Lipstick Kitten
:welcome:
Welcome to the House of Fun...as a wise, but nutty, man once said.
:wave2:
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Hooray I'm part of the 2% brigade. :grin:
Denmark, Koala, Apple.
Although the stats from our sample here on the forum suggest different figures.
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