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Basket__Case
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Essex

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Hi Chimone,
Welcome to the asylum. Find something comfy to sit on and enjoy.
Basket Case
I only got 11. :scared:
I'd better be more circumspect at the party I'm going to tonight.
Basket Case
Tigermoth,
As with most things on life - the more effort you put in, the greater the reward.
I've been a forum member for about a month now, and have been posting for a couple of weeks. I'm starting to appreciate that SH is engendered with a sense of community that you will benefit from if you participate in.
I've not swung with anyone from here yet, but I already do so in other spheres and the best times I've had are with people I've connected with prior to swinging, whether it's via emails, phone conversations or face-to-face chats.
Immerse yourself in the Swinging Heaven community spirit and reap the rewards.
Basket Case
Years in prison: 47.5 Potential fine: £4500.
Just remember I ain't nobody's bitch. :grin:
Basket Case
Quote by Dave__Notts
I always look for the white stick and labrador...............
.............then I know I am in with at least half a chance lol .
Dave_Notts

And apparently Mr Blunkett is not that fussy either. biggrin
Quote by naughtynymphos1

I would have thought masturbation is safer (and more enjoyable !!!) lol
Basket Case

you really are a basket case arn't you? :shock:
Gulity as charged.
I do try to live up to my username. What about you Naughty Nymphos1 ? wink
Basket Case
get ur arse upto the west mids and find out :wink:
Always a possibility - given the right encouragement. smile
Quote by Darkfire

I would have thought masturbation is safer (and more enjoyable !!!) lol
Basket Case

you really are a basket case arn't you? :shock:
Gulity as charged.
I do try to live up to my username. What about you Naughty Nymphos1 ? wink
Basket Case
Never been to Chams and been 30th in the queue for NN do you with a strap-on then BasketCase??? :lol:
come to think of it, neither have I! I'll get me coat :uhoh:
I can't say that I've had the pleasure. Although I think I'd prefer to be the one doing the penetrating !!!
Quote by naughtynymphos1

I would have thought masturbation is safer (and more enjoyable !!!) lol
Basket Case

you really are a basket case arn't you? :shock:
Gulity as charged.
I do try to live up to my username. What about you Naughty Nymphos1 ? wink
Basket Case
Quote by bisto kid

Surely watching is the safest sex going. wink

lol ive got to agree with that, but can watching actually be classed as having sex confused
I would have thought masturbation is safer (and more enjoyable !!!) :lol:
Basket Case
Trying to cum without clenching your toes is like trying to sneeze with your eyes open.
Impossible. :grin:
Basket Case
Quote by Wishmaster
Don't wank with one on too vigourously or you'll get a huge blood blister.......... like I fookin did lol

Ouch !
That's just bought tears to my eyes.
Personally I like my cock to be "au naturel". I don't need a ring to get and keep the old veiny member throbbing - but each to their own.
Basket Case
Hi All,
I joined SH a few weeks ago and have just been observing, but I have decided it's about time I said hello.
I'm a 37 year-old male from Basildon, Essex and have been swinging for about 18 months, mostly at parties and clubs.
You SH regulars all seem like a nice bunch and maybe, in time, I hope to meet some of you.
Be careful out there,
Basket Case