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Big_Fraser
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 48
0 miles · Lancashire

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I feel this topic needs further investigation, I'll get my clipboard out and organise a party!!:bounce:
I sometimes get jealous of girls toys
Toys for boys just dont appeal to me, I dont care how good it would feel, 'pussy in a can' or 'fleshlight' etc - I couldnt do it.
£30??.............
not when you can buy a pair of socks and a can of beans from aldi for £1 and just bang em in the microwave for 30 seconds lol
** Swinging heaven and big_fraser do not recommend dipping your sausage into hot beans, you do this at your own risk
Only one wish eh???
I want to be the only window cleaner in curtainless kinkytown, that way I get to perv at Kat n Dee lol
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Do ya think magik could handle us both? wink

If he needs help he knows where to find me ;)
Can I run for mayor??
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Ooooh, so you want to pick who gets to browse your profile? Heh. You're on camera, you're SH property :P
Only bothers me when they spoil a good hand :twisted:
I actually like to nosey at the profiles of guys who call by - quite a few 'straight' guys must just like my style ;)
Sorry these ones are profile views - my awful cropping skills! redface
Much more difficult to get a good sccore than the sites recommendations, especially if you are as prone to whipping it out in the chatrooms as I have been lately, that always draws lots single guys to my profile lol
Damn you wirral_male!! :mad:

Almost got a full house - couples full of single fems!!! :twisted:
Never seen my profile clear of blues - any guys managed it??
*Edit - this is people who have viewed your profile - not the people who may interest you section
If you like to meet for a social drink in NW then I would recommend Thursday nights at No3 club. 7pm until 10pm is purely social, free entry for couples and a very friendly crowd, well run and good atmosphere.
plus if you meet someone you like you can pay a small fee at 10pm and stay to get naughty up till 1am!! :rascal:
plus maybe ill be there and Im almost as freaking awsome as I am modest :silly:
I love making a pussy squirt for the first time, the look of shock on a girls face as she is left panting cross eyed in a puddle! :rascal:
Nothing to be embarrassed about - most guys find it hot as hell ;)
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Am I wrong in thinking you could end up on the register just for doing outdoor sex?

Technically you can end up on ViSOR (Violent and sex offenders register) without ever being convicted of an offence, a recent check in manchester showed 25% of people added during the preceding 12 months had no criminal convictions at all but were simply added by the police based on their assesment.
As for the club I agree with Cubes, pure bluff to scare off the wierd pervs. A google search can be almost as revealing if you want to check out someones background.
Was helping my friend hunt parts for a project he is working on, we noticed one of the pictures didnt look like the clutch he needed!! lol

Its not a photoshop - live link still here:

Think it may have got confused between Overrunning Clutches and Overrrunning Crotches
:giggle:
Anyone got any similar corporate webfarts?? :lol:
Any of them replied to the PMs you sent offering your services yet cubes?? :lol2:
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Right. Who's going to give it a go and report back hmm? lol

Can't find a grapefruit big enough!! :rascal:
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In over 5 years I have only had 1 time waster no show...............

I really shouldnt have said that, had 2 time wasters in two weeks now :doh:
You had any success this time Mrs S??
I have heard of tossing the salad, never seen tossing the fruit salad before :haha:
Best of luck to you
I started something similar about two years ago, you soon find why single guys have such a bad rep - I had quite a few weirdos and time wasters. Having decided it was impossible to screen people without face to face contact I stopped recruiting. I now have a few guys I have met through other meets or have been reccomended by couples and I know I can trust them.
Might I also suggest attending socials or clubs and getting guys that way, it will be much simpler ;)
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They obviously didn't like the advice . . . "sorry, that member doesn't exist"

Any other synics think he was a single dude looking for tips on masquerading as a couple?? lol
I am always closely trimmed, I only full shave on request - it looks too much like a plucked chicken in my opinion lol
Interesting list....
Fraser always approves of filthy fantasy fulfilment :thumbup:
/ too far away for me really sad
/ Will be in touch if I'm heading down that way!! :rascal:
FYI 3 + 4, 10 ->> 15 inclusive and......if she is really into it .....26, 27 29 and 30!!! :twisted:
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........one of my bust (similar to yours) gets the most response........

Fraser always approves of more nice boobs :thumbup:
I would definately get verified - takes very little effort and gives peace of mind to people checking your profile that you are what it says on the tin.
Like the others suggest the chatrooms are a great place to meet, you can still stay quite discreet and be on cam.
I would also look at what items you have on your activities list.....remove anything thats not a 'must have' for you during sex e.g. you have watersports and anal listed which may discourage others from contacting you, if these are not a major factor then maybe discuss them further down the line....
Although I dont underestimate the difficulty of coping with physical disability I think an injury resulting in mental impairment would be much harder for me to deal with
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Just something that is light, compact and fits in my handbag.

Thanks to Yoga I fold up pretty small, how big is your handbag?? :rascal:
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I thought durty old men were usually found in the back rows of cinema's knocking one out to whatever film they thought might get them off?

Damn I didnt think you had spotted me! redface
I use an app to keep my naughty pics encrypted and secure on my phone, I keep them in password protected folders on my PC.
Not so much for my privacy but for that of my victims naughty friends - anyone who sees me in chat (or on the street) will know I whip my bits out and show them to anyone who asks nicely :rascal:
Learnt from experience working in a large PC retailer that techies are nosey pervs!
The flip side to this invasion of privacy is the detection and prosecution of many pedophiles who have sent their PCs for repair (Gary Glitter for one...)
Hope you had more sucess this time wink
I would have volunteered myself but was on call Sunday night :fuckinghell:
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what does a bi curious guy have to do? ???

Advertise as straight single guy, Go on cam in chatrooms
/job done
I get 10 offers a night rolleyes
Listen to cubes, wealth of experience, he is the one who told noah to rebrand "The Swingboat" suggesting the name "Ark" along with a good cover story about some floods would be more discreet :giggle:
I thought sex outside marriage was technically illegal in Dubai? :uhoh:
I am aware of more than one case where europeans have been jailed for it and locals still get flogged so would suggest great care if you are going to swing in the middle east!
I like to live close to the edge, but arabic swinging sounds like hanging off a cliff by the fingernails!